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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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PostSubject: Dead Baby Jokes   Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:41 am

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I'll start:

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't skin an apple when I eat it

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PostSubject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes   Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:14 pm

How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?

It depends on how hard you throw them. :face:

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PostSubject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes   Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:52 pm

How do you make a dead baby float?

Take your foot off its head.

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PostSubject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes   Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:01 pm

how do you get 100 babys in a bucket? with a blender :twisted:
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes   Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:03 pm

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how do you get 100 babys in a bucket? with a blender :twisted:
HAHAHAHA!


What's the difference between a baby and trampoline?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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PostSubject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes   Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:06 pm

PJsnaks wrote:
(Causa) wrote:
how do you get 100 babys in a bucket? with a blender :twisted:
HAHAHAHA!


What's the difference between a baby and trampoline?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.
I have a sick one,what do you call a dead baby pinned to a wall?art
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes   Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:00 pm

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I have a sick one,what do you call a dead baby pinned to a wall?art
:lol!:



Ok I have a sick one. What is the safest way to play with a baby?

With a condom.

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PostSubject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes   Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:08 pm

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

You don't have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.

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PostSubject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes   Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:16 pm


What's grosser than gross?
A garbage can full of dead babies.

What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.

What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way to freedom.

What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.

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PostSubject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes   Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:18 pm

PJsnaks wrote:
(Causa) wrote:

I have a sick one,what do you call a dead baby pinned to a wall?art
:lol!:



Ok I have a sick one. What is the safest way to play with a baby?

With a condom.
how many babys fit in a barrel? 4 1/2 :!:
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes   Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:05 pm

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I have a sick one,what do you call a dead baby pinned to a wall?art
:lol!:



Ok I have a sick one. What is the safest way to play with a baby?

With a condom.
how many babys fit in a barrel? 4 1/2 :!:

How do you keep a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand down.

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PostSubject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes   Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:40 pm

whats the differentence between a dead baby and an onion? you don't cry when you chop up a dead baby Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes   Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:18 pm

What gurgles and can turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javellin in its throat

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PostSubject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes   Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:25 pm

PJsnaks wrote:
What gurgles and can turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javellin in its throat
what do you call a smelly mother on a stick? a kebabie :bball: why basket ball? because I can
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes   Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:28 pm

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What gurgles and can turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javellin in its throat
what do you call a smelly mother on a stick? a kebabie :bball: why basket ball? because I can
I don't get that one. Not the basketball part but the other part.

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PostSubject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes   Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:32 pm

know what a kebob is? well it involes a stick so,kebob+baby=kebabie get it?
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes   Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:01 pm

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know what a kebob is? well it involes a stick so,kebob+baby=kebabie get it?

No I get that, I just dont get the smell mother. Why is she smelly?

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PostSubject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes   Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:08 pm

PJsnaks wrote:
(Causa) wrote:
know what a kebob is? well it involes a stick so,kebob+baby=kebabie get it?

No I get that, I just dont get the smell mother. Why is she smelly?
it had nothing to do with a something smelly or a mother
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes   Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:16 pm

whens the best time to bury a baby you killed when it startes talking again
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes   Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:17 pm

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know what a kebob is? well it involes a stick so,kebob+baby=kebabie get it?

No I get that, I just dont get the smell mother. Why is she smelly?
it had nothing to do with a something smelly or a mother
But you... I saw... you just...



What is red and bubbles?

Baby in a microwave.

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PostSubject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes   Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:26 pm

How do you know when a baby is smelly mother?

The dog plays with it more.

Every smelly mother joke in this thread is unoriginal and you all should be a shamed of yourself.
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes   Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:28 pm

Fidel Castro wrote:
How do you know when a baby is smelly mother?

The dog plays with it more.

Every smelly mother joke in this thread is unoriginal and you all should be a shamed of yourself.
what the hell are you guys talking aout
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes   Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:29 pm

(Causa) wrote:
Fidel Castro wrote:
How do you know when a baby is smelly mother?

The dog plays with it more.

Every smelly mother joke in this thread is unoriginal and you all should be a shamed of yourself.
what the hell are you guys talking aout

Apparently when I type smelly mother it translate to smelly mother.
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes   Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:33 pm

no,none of us posted a "smelly mother"
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes   Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:35 pm

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no,none of us posted a "smelly mother"

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