Dead Baby Jokes

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:37 pm

Fidel Castro wrote:

(Causa) wrote:: no,none of us posted a "smelly mother"

This forum needs edit tags.

we have those OMG!

sorry always wanted to do that

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What do you call a baby wit ha dog in its mouth?

revenge

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Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:12 pm

What's a baby in a dumpster?

Prom night.

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I feel sorry for babies that die ever since Michael Jackson died.

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Astraeos wrote:: I feel sorry for babies that die ever since Michael Jackson died.

^ I lold.

How long does it take to paint a house with smelly mothers?

Depends on how thin you slice them.

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Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:05 pm

Hold up I want to edit the blender one

How do you Get 100 smelly mother In a bucket with a blender
How do you get them out again.....with Doritos

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What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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What's the difference between a lobster and a dead baby?
I usually east a lobster after I boil it alive.

What's the difference between a roller coaster and a dead baby?
I'm not scared to ride a dead baby.

What do you get when you combine a dead baby and barbed wire?
The best volley ball game ever.

What has four legs and one arm?
My dog getting loose in a nursery school.

What do an elevator and a dead baby have in common?
They're both easy to ride and both have a weight limit.

What do a thanksgiving turkey and a dead baby have in common?
Nothing, but while you were distracted I stuck my hand up both of their asses.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball only has three holes I can stick my fingers into.

How many babies does it take to pull a sled?
Just one. I dangle it in front of the dogs.

What do you call a baby I pooped on?
John.

What's sadder than a dead baby?
Nothin'.

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Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:21 pm

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a 1,000 dead babies crammed in my wall?

I don't have a Ferrari.

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Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:00 pm

What's worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.

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Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:07 pm

(Causa) wrote:: What's worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.

Your almost has good has necroing threads has you are necroing dead babies.

Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:11 pm

CollaWars wrote:

(Causa) wrote:: What's worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.

Your almost has good has necroing threads has you are necroing dead babies.

How do you get a dead baby out of a tree?
You give Collawars a stick and tell him it's Causa.

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Whats the difference between a jew and pizza?

The pizza doesnt scream when i stick it in the over.

What? I dont know any god dam baby jokes.

Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:34 pm

Make some up!

What's black, white, and red all over?

A Caucasian baby.

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Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:35 pm

TheMortonator. wrote:: Make some up!

What's black, white, and red all over?

A Caucasian baby.

Hell Jaguar!
I am honored.

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Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:37 pm

(Causa) wrote:

TheMortonator. wrote:: Make some up!

What's black, white, and red all over?

A Caucasian baby.

Hell Jaguar!
I am honored.

SWEETNESS!

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Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:40 pm

DarthNemis wrote:: Whats the difference between a jew and pizza?

The pizza doesnt scream when i stick it in the over.

What? I dont know any god dam baby jokes.

LOL!!! :affraid:

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:03 pm

Dead baby jokes are sickening, I've just had my dinner!

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Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:06 pm

Daroska wrote:: Dead baby jokes are sickening, I've just had my dinner!

Sorry, didn't know you ate your babies live.

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Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:12 pm

TheMortonator. wrote:

Daroska wrote:: Dead baby jokes are sickening, I've just had my dinner!

Sorry, did know you ate your babies live.

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What's the difference between an Altar boy and a dead baby?

When a priest fucks an Altar boy it makes the news.

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I don't think Buddy likes necroed threads. :P

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Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:56 pm

It makes you fucking stupid. Also, it gives me a chance to up my post count.

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Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:56 pm

Hey, what do you call a baby that necros dead threads?

Branch.

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