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Causa
Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6248
Join date : 2011-02-05
Age : 17
Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
 | | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:37 pm | |
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PJsnaks
OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1766
Join date : 2011-01-30
| | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:16 pm | |
| What do you call a baby wit ha dog in its mouth?
revenge _________________ You have recieved an infraction from Community Support: Your poop and how it "burned a bit on the way out today" is not an appropriate discussion material for our forums.  |
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Leginox
Mod's Pet
Posts : 66
Join date : 2011-02-12
Location : Valhalla
| | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:12 pm | |
| What's a baby in a dumpster?
Prom night. _________________  |
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Astraeos
Needs To Go Outside
Posts : 741
Join date : 2011-01-30
| | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:34 am | |
| I feel sorry for babies that die ever since Michael Jackson died. |
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PJsnaks
OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1766
Join date : 2011-01-30
| | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:21 am | |
| - Astraeos wrote:
- I feel sorry for babies that die ever since Michael Jackson died.
^ I lold.
How long does it take to paint a house with smelly mothers?
Depends on how thin you slice them._________________ You have recieved an infraction from Community Support: Your poop and how it "burned a bit on the way out today" is not an appropriate discussion material for our forums. |
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Causa
Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6248
Join date : 2011-02-05
Age : 17
Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:05 pm | |
| Hold up I want to edit the blender one
How do you Get 100 smelly mother In a bucket with a blender
How do you get them out again.....with Doritos |
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PJsnaks
OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1766
Join date : 2011-01-30
| | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Sat Feb 26, 2011 4:38 pm | |
| What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt. _________________ You have recieved an infraction from Community Support: Your poop and how it "burned a bit on the way out today" is not an appropriate discussion material for our forums. |
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PJsnaks
OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1766
Join date : 2011-01-30
| | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:16 pm | |
| What's the difference between a lobster and a dead baby?
I usually east a lobster after I boil it alive.
What's the difference between a roller coaster and a dead baby?
I'm not scared to ride a dead baby.
What do you get when you combine a dead baby and barbed wire?
The best volley ball game ever.
What has four legs and one arm?
My dog getting loose in a nursery school.
What do an elevator and a dead baby have in common?
They're both easy to ride and both have a weight limit.
What do a thanksgiving turkey and a dead baby have in common?
Nothing, but while you were distracted I stuck my hand up both of their asses.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball only has three holes I can stick my fingers into.
How many babies does it take to pull a sled?
Just one. I dangle it in front of the dogs.
What do you call a baby I pooped on?
John.
What's sadder than a dead baby?
Nothin'. _________________ You have recieved an infraction from Community Support: Your poop and how it "burned a bit on the way out today" is not an appropriate discussion material for our forums.
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Matieu
Slayer of Branch
Posts : 2568
Join date : 2011-01-29
Age : 26
Location : I'm a Bachelor now, I'm everywhere.
| | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:21 pm | |
| _________________ The Ability to Speak does not make you Intelligent. |
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TheErebus
OT'er
Posts : 110
Join date : 2011-04-08
| | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:48 pm | |
| What's the difference between a Ferrari and a 1,000 dead babies crammed in my wall?
I don't have a Ferrari.
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"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town. "
-Bruce Campbell
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Causa
Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6248
Join date : 2011-02-05
Age : 17
Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:00 pm | |
| What's worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.
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CollaWars
Arcane Warrior
Posts : 3063
Join date : 2011-01-31
Age : 19
Location : Delocated
| | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:07 pm | |
| - (Causa) wrote:
- What's worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.
Your almost has good has necroing threads has you are necroing dead babies. |
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Causa
Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6248
Join date : 2011-02-05
Age : 17
Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:11 pm | |
| - CollaWars wrote:
- (Causa) wrote:
- What's worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.
Your almost has good has necroing threads has you are necroing dead babies.
How do you get a dead baby out of a tree?
You give Collawars a stick and tell him it's Causa. _________________ |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:22 pm | |
| Whats the difference between a jew and pizza?
The pizza doesnt scream when i stick it in the over.
What? I dont know any god dam baby jokes. |
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The Mortonator
Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578
Join date : 2011-04-11
Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:34 pm | |
| Make some up!
What's black, white, and red all over?
A Caucasian baby. |
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Causa
Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6248
Join date : 2011-02-05
Age : 17
Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:35 pm | |
| - TheMortonator. wrote:
- Make some up!
What's black, white, and red all over?
A Caucasian baby.
Hell Jaguar!
I am honored._________________ |
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The Mortonator
Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578
Join date : 2011-04-11
Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:37 pm | |
| - (Causa) wrote:
- TheMortonator. wrote:
- Make some up!
What's black, white, and red all over?
A Caucasian baby.
Hell Jaguar!
I am honored.
SWEETNESS!
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MrEvilDude
Needs To Go Outside
Posts : 629
Join date : 2011-04-19
Age : 22
Location : Chi-Town (Pride Rock)
| | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:40 pm | |
| - DarthNemis wrote:
- Whats the difference between a jew and pizza?
The pizza doesnt scream when i stick it in the over.
What? I dont know any god dam baby jokes.
LOL!!! :affraid:
What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon. |
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Daroska
God of Cookies
Posts : 2377
Join date : 2011-04-19
Age : 1003
Location : Ghetto
| | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:03 pm | |
| Dead baby jokes are sickening, I've just had my dinner! _________________  |
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The Mortonator
Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578
Join date : 2011-04-11
Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:06 pm | |
| - Daroska wrote:
- Dead baby jokes are sickening, I've just had my dinner!
Sorry, didn't know you ate your babies live. |
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Daroska
God of Cookies
Posts : 2377
Join date : 2011-04-19
Age : 1003
Location : Ghetto
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PJsnaks
OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1766
Join date : 2011-01-30
| | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:38 pm | |
| What's the difference between an Altar boy and a dead baby?
When a priest fucks an Altar boy it makes the news. _________________ You have recieved an infraction from Community Support: Your poop and how it "burned a bit on the way out today" is not an appropriate discussion material for our forums. |
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Mr. Branch
The Fabulous
Posts : 7902
Join date : 2011-01-27
Age : 19
| | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:54 pm | |
| I don't think Buddy likes necroed threads. :P |
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Burkman
Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6439
Join date : 2011-02-23
Age : 72
Location : The Moon
| | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:56 pm | |
| It makes you fucking stupid. Also, it gives me a chance to up my post count.
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The Mortonator
Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578
Join date : 2011-04-11
Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:56 pm | |
| Hey, what do you call a baby that necros dead threads?
Branch. |
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