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Causa Toneless Paragon


Posts : 6249 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 19 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
 | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:37 pm | |
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PJsnaks OT Crime Lord

Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30
 | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:16 pm | |
| What do you call a baby wit ha dog in its mouth?
revenge _________________ You have recieved an infraction from Community Support: Your poop and how it "burned a bit on the way out today" is not an appropriate discussion material for our forums.  |
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Leginox Mod's Pet

Posts : 66 Join date : 2011-02-12 Location : Valhalla
 | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:12 pm | |
| What's a baby in a dumpster?
Prom night. _________________  |
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Astraeos Needs To Go Outside

Posts : 741 Join date : 2011-01-30
 | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:34 am | |
| I feel sorry for babies that die ever since Michael Jackson died. |
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PJsnaks OT Crime Lord

Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30
 | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:21 am | |
| - Astraeos wrote:
- I feel sorry for babies that die ever since Michael Jackson died.
^ I lold. How long does it take to paint a house with smelly mothers? Depends on how thin you slice them. _________________ You have recieved an infraction from Community Support: Your poop and how it "burned a bit on the way out today" is not an appropriate discussion material for our forums.  |
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Causa Toneless Paragon


Posts : 6249 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 19 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
 | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:05 pm | |
| Hold up I want to edit the blender one
How do you Get 100 smelly mother In a bucket with a blender How do you get them out again.....with Doritos |
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PJsnaks OT Crime Lord

Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30
 | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Sat Feb 26, 2011 4:38 pm | |
| What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt. _________________ You have recieved an infraction from Community Support: Your poop and how it "burned a bit on the way out today" is not an appropriate discussion material for our forums.  |
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PJsnaks OT Crime Lord

Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30
 | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:16 pm | |
| What's the difference between a lobster and a dead baby? I usually east a lobster after I boil it alive.
What's the difference between a roller coaster and a dead baby? I'm not scared to ride a dead baby.
What do you get when you combine a dead baby and barbed wire? The best volley ball game ever.
What has four legs and one arm? My dog getting loose in a nursery school.
What do an elevator and a dead baby have in common? They're both easy to ride and both have a weight limit.
What do a thanksgiving turkey and a dead baby have in common? Nothing, but while you were distracted I stuck my hand up both of their asses.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? A bowling ball only has three holes I can stick my fingers into.
How many babies does it take to pull a sled? Just one. I dangle it in front of the dogs.
What do you call a baby I pooped on? John.
What's sadder than a dead baby? Nothin'. _________________ You have recieved an infraction from Community Support: Your poop and how it "burned a bit on the way out today" is not an appropriate discussion material for our forums. 
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Matieu Slayer of Branch


Posts : 2568 Join date : 2011-01-29 Age : 27 Location : I'm a Bachelor now, I'm everywhere.
 | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:21 pm | |
| _________________ The Ability to Speak does not make you Intelligent. |
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TheErebus OT'er

Posts : 110 Join date : 2011-04-08
 | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:48 pm | |
| What's the difference between a Ferrari and a 1,000 dead babies crammed in my wall?
I don't have a Ferrari. _________________ "Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town. " -Bruce Campbell
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Causa Toneless Paragon


Posts : 6249 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 19 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
 | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:00 pm | |
| What's worse than a having sex with a dead baby? Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.
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CollaWars Arcane Warrior


Posts : 3071 Join date : 2011-01-31 Age : 21 Location : Delocated
 | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:07 pm | |
| - (Causa) wrote:
- What's worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.
Your almost has good has necroing threads has you are necroing dead babies. |
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Causa Toneless Paragon


Posts : 6249 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 19 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
 | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:11 pm | |
| - CollaWars wrote:
- (Causa) wrote:
- What's worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.
Your almost has good has necroing threads has you are necroing dead babies.
How do you get a dead baby out of a tree? You give Collawars a stick and tell him it's Causa. _________________  |
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Guest Guest
 | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:22 pm | |
| Whats the difference between a jew and pizza?
The pizza doesnt scream when i stick it in the over.
What? I dont know any god dam baby jokes. |
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The Mortonator Golden Kanohi


Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
 | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:34 pm | |
| Make some up!
What's black, white, and red all over?
A Caucasian baby. |
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Causa Toneless Paragon


Posts : 6249 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 19 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
 | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:35 pm | |
| - TheMortonator. wrote:
- Make some up!
What's black, white, and red all over?
A Caucasian baby.
Hell Jaguar! I am honored. _________________  |
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The Mortonator Golden Kanohi


Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
 | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:37 pm | |
| - (Causa) wrote:
- TheMortonator. wrote:
- Make some up!
What's black, white, and red all over?
A Caucasian baby.
Hell Jaguar! I am honored. SWEETNESS! |
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MrEvilDude Needs To Go Outside

Posts : 629 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 23 Location : Chi-Town (Pride Rock)
 | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:40 pm | |
| - DarthNemis wrote:
- Whats the difference between a jew and pizza?
The pizza doesnt scream when i stick it in the over.
What? I dont know any god dam baby jokes.
LOL!!! :affraid: What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon. |
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Daroska God of Cookies


Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1005 Location : Ghetto
 | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:03 pm | |
| Dead baby jokes are sickening, I've just had my dinner! _________________  |
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The Mortonator Golden Kanohi


Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
 | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:06 pm | |
| - Daroska wrote:
- Dead baby jokes are sickening, I've just had my dinner!
Sorry, didn't know you ate your babies live. |
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Daroska God of Cookies


Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1005 Location : Ghetto
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PJsnaks OT Crime Lord

Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30
 | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:38 pm | |
| What's the difference between an Altar boy and a dead baby?
When a priest fucks an Altar boy it makes the news. _________________ You have recieved an infraction from Community Support: Your poop and how it "burned a bit on the way out today" is not an appropriate discussion material for our forums.  |
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Mr. Branch The Fabulous

Posts : 7917 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 20
 | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:54 pm | |
| I don't think Buddy likes necroed threads. :P |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger

Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 74 Location : The Moon
 | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:56 pm | |
| It makes you fucking stupid. Also, it gives me a chance to up my post count.
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The Mortonator Golden Kanohi


Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
 | Subject: Re: Dead Baby Jokes Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:56 pm | |
| Hey, what do you call a baby that necros dead threads?
Branch. |
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