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+8Causa SoupWithSauce Burkman Smap The Mortonator Yeet Boba Daroska 12 posters |
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Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
| Subject: She had half my hot dog... Mon May 09, 2011 3:47 am | |
| ...in her mouth by the time I walked in. What a whore! stealing others lunch. She apologized and left. Did not even bother to finish the poor thing off. Two offenses in a man's holy hour at work, can you believe it?
Apparently she'd been doing it to all the guys at the office. One guy told me she has a little too many bills and lives at the office, secretly. So still angry at her heretical transgressions, I caught the bitch up on this.
She said that if I don't rat her out to the bosses then I can get either:
a) a remedy lunch at the most expensive food place in town. b) to sleep with her. c) her to do something for me, like making daily sammiches.
I said "I'll think about it." This is where you guys come in: advice O clock. Should I keep my integrity by keeping her secret quiet? Or do I go the jackass route: take one of her offers and then betray her? | |
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Boba Talz
Posts : 3160 Join date : 2011-04-22 Location : New Hampshire.
| Subject: Re: She had half my hot dog... Mon May 09, 2011 5:39 am | |
| How does she look?
If she's hot, sleep with her, duh. | |
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Yeet WolfPack
Posts : 4069 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 94 Location : le tit
| Subject: Re: She had half my hot dog... Mon May 09, 2011 7:00 am | |
| The answer should be obvious...
Sex always wins.
Don't wrap up though. | |
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The Mortonator Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| Subject: Re: She had half my hot dog... Mon May 09, 2011 12:29 pm | |
| I believe not a word of this.
Anyways, don't sleep with her. You've no idea where that's been! Who knows how many hot dogs she has eaten. | |
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Smap OT Master
Posts : 346 Join date : 2011-04-30
| Subject: Re: She had half my hot dog... Mon May 09, 2011 12:31 pm | |
| - TheMortonator. wrote:
- I believe not a word of this.
Anyways, don't sleep with her. You've no idea where that's been! Who knows how many hot dogs she has eaten. Just say all of the above until you want less of it. Thaddle do just fine. | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: She had half my hot dog... Mon May 09, 2011 1:00 pm | |
| Fucking rat her out. People shouldn't fucking eat other people's lunch like that. Don't trust her one bit.
That is, if your story is true.
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SoupWithSauce WolfPack
Posts : 2908 Join date : 2011-03-18 Age : 26 Location : Canadia
| Subject: Re: She had half my hot dog... Mon May 09, 2011 1:01 pm | |
| What? Daroska talking to a girl? The girl offered him sex?
I call shenanigans. | |
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Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
| Subject: Re: She had half my hot dog... Mon May 09, 2011 4:57 pm | |
| - TheMortonator. wrote:
- I believe not a word of this.
"You are required to do nothing, least of all believe. Shut one's eyes tight or open one's arms wide, either way, one's a fool." Oh I do love my game quotes. - Nazareth wrote:
- Fucking rat her out. People shouldn't fucking eat other people's lunch like that. Don't trust her one bit.
That is, if your story is true. Her acts of desperation do make me take pity on her though. I think I might invite her to live with me, that way in time I could get b) & c). I'd keep my integrity but probably would need to pay another person's rent. So much to ponder.. Help me out Obi-Wan Lama. You're my only hope! :lama: | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: She had half my hot dog... Mon May 09, 2011 5:10 pm | |
| - Daroska wrote:
- TheMortonator. wrote:
- I believe not a word of this.
"You are required to do nothing, least of all believe. Shut one's eyes tight or open one's arms wide, either way, one's a fool."
Oh I do love my game quotes.
- Nazareth wrote:
- Fucking rat her out. People shouldn't fucking eat other people's lunch like that. Don't trust her one bit.
That is, if your story is true. Her acts of desperation do make me take pity on her though. I think I might invite her to live with me, that way in time I could get b) & c). I'd keep my integrity but probably would need to pay another person's rent.
So much to ponder.. Help me out Obi-Wan Lama. You're my only hope!
:lama: You love that emoticon don't you? :trooper: | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: She had half my hot dog... Mon May 09, 2011 5:34 pm | |
| - Causa wrote:
- Daroska wrote:
- TheMortonator. wrote:
- I believe not a word of this.
"You are required to do nothing, least of all believe. Shut one's eyes tight or open one's arms wide, either way, one's a fool."
Oh I do love my game quotes.
- Nazareth wrote:
- Fucking rat her out. People shouldn't fucking eat other people's lunch like that. Don't trust her one bit.
That is, if your story is true. Her acts of desperation do make me take pity on her though. I think I might invite her to live with me, that way in time I could get b) & c). I'd keep my integrity but probably would need to pay another person's rent.
So much to ponder.. Help me out Obi-Wan Lama. You're my only hope!
:lama:
You love that emoticon don't you? :trooper: Who doesn't? And go for the betrayal thing. | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: She had half my hot dog... Mon May 09, 2011 5:36 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
Who doesn't?
And go for the betrayal thing. :white flag: | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: She had half my hot dog... Mon May 09, 2011 6:00 pm | |
| - Causa wrote:
- Branch wrote:
Who doesn't?
And go for the betrayal thing. :white flag: Why do you surrender? | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: She had half my hot dog... Mon May 09, 2011 6:01 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- Causa wrote:
- Branch wrote:
Who doesn't?
And go for the betrayal thing. :white flag: Why do you surrender? Jk. :trooper: :3 | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
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Aximand Skilled Troller
Posts : 567 Join date : 2011-02-15 Age : 35 Location : Communist Russia
| Subject: Re: She had half my hot dog... Mon May 09, 2011 6:24 pm | |
| - Daroska wrote:
- TheMortonator. wrote:
- I believe not a word of this.
"You are required to do nothing, least of all believe. Shut one's eyes tight or open one's arms wide, either way, one's a fool."
Oh I do love my game quotes.
- Nazareth wrote:
- Fucking rat her out. People shouldn't fucking eat other people's lunch like that. Don't trust her one bit.
That is, if your story is true. Her acts of desperation do make me take pity on her though. I think I might invite her to live with me, that way in time I could get b) & c). I'd keep my integrity but probably would need to pay another person's rent.
So much to ponder.. Help me out Obi-Wan Lama. You're my only hope!
:lama: Well, free sex is free sex, no matter how you look at it. | |
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Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
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Aximand Skilled Troller
Posts : 567 Join date : 2011-02-15 Age : 35 Location : Communist Russia
| Subject: Re: She had half my hot dog... Mon May 09, 2011 6:44 pm | |
| - Daroska wrote:
- Causa wrote:
- Branch wrote:
Why do you surrender? Jk.
:trooper:
:3
Image fail. | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
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Aximand Skilled Troller
Posts : 567 Join date : 2011-02-15 Age : 35 Location : Communist Russia
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SoupWithSauce WolfPack
Posts : 2908 Join date : 2011-03-18 Age : 26 Location : Canadia
| Subject: Re: She had half my hot dog... Mon May 09, 2011 7:23 pm | |
| - Aximand wrote:
- Causa wrote:
- Aximand wrote:
- Image fail.
I can see it. Yea its working now. Now I'm confused. Fuck you! I don't know what I'm supposed to be looking at... | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
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SoupWithSauce WolfPack
Posts : 2908 Join date : 2011-03-18 Age : 26 Location : Canadia
| Subject: Re: She had half my hot dog... Mon May 09, 2011 7:29 pm | |
| - Causa wrote:
- SoupWithSauce wrote:
- Aximand wrote:
- Yea its working now.
Now I'm confused. Fuck you!
I don't know what I'm supposed to be looking at...
You don't know what it is? I'm looking at some shit about Angelfire.com. Is that what I'm supposed to see? You dirty troll, you. | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: She had half my hot dog... Mon May 09, 2011 7:33 pm | |
| - SoupWithSauce wrote:
- Causa wrote:
- SoupWithSauce wrote:
- Aximand wrote:
- Yea its working now.
Now I'm confused. Fuck you!
I don't know what I'm supposed to be looking at...
You don't know what it is? I'm looking at some shit about Angelfire.com.
Is that what I'm supposed to see? You dirty troll, you. Wut? | |
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SoupWithSauce WolfPack
Posts : 2908 Join date : 2011-03-18 Age : 26 Location : Canadia
| Subject: Re: She had half my hot dog... Mon May 09, 2011 7:34 pm | |
| - Causa wrote:
- SoupWithSauce wrote:
- Causa wrote:
You don't know what it is? I'm looking at some shit about Angelfire.com.
Is that what I'm supposed to see? You dirty troll, you. Wut? No you. ,,, ,,, :lama: | |
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