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She had half my hot dog... EmptyThu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
She had half my hot dog... EmptyWed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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PostSubject: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 3:47 am

...in her mouth by the time I walked in. What a whore! stealing others lunch.
She apologized and left. Did not even bother to finish the poor thing off.
Two offenses in a man's holy hour at work, can you believe it?

Apparently she'd been doing it to all the guys at the office.
One guy told me she has a little too many bills and lives at the office, secretly.
So still angry at her heretical transgressions, I caught the bitch up on this.

She said that if I don't rat her out to the bosses then I can get either:

a) a remedy lunch at the most expensive food place in town.
b) to sleep with her.
c) her to do something for me, like making daily sammiches.

I said "I'll think about it." This is where you guys come in: advice O clock.
Should I keep my integrity by keeping her secret quiet?
Or do I go the jackass route: take one of her offers and then betray her?
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PostSubject: Re: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 5:39 am

How does she look?

If she's hot, sleep with her, duh.
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PostSubject: Re: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 7:00 am

The answer should be obvious...

Sex always wins.

Don't wrap up though.
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PostSubject: Re: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 12:29 pm

I believe not a word of this.



Anyways, don't sleep with her. You've no idea where that's been! Who knows how many hot dogs she has eaten.
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PostSubject: Re: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 12:31 pm

TheMortonator. wrote:
I believe not a word of this.



Anyways, don't sleep with her. You've no idea where that's been! Who knows how many hot dogs she has eaten.



Just say all of the above until you want less of it.



Thaddle do just fine.
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PostSubject: Re: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 1:00 pm

Fucking rat her out. People shouldn't fucking eat other people's lunch like that. Don't trust her one bit.

That is, if your story is true.


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PostSubject: Re: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 1:01 pm

What? Daroska talking to a girl? The girl offered him sex?

I call shenanigans.
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PostSubject: Re: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 4:57 pm

TheMortonator. wrote:
I believe not a word of this.
"You are required to do nothing, least of all believe. Shut one's eyes tight or open one's arms wide, either way, one's a fool."

Oh I do love my game quotes.

Nazareth wrote:
Fucking rat her out. People shouldn't fucking eat other people's lunch like that. Don't trust her one bit.

That is, if your story is true.

Her acts of desperation do make me take pity on her though.
I think I might invite her to live with me, that way in time I could get b) & c).
I'd keep my integrity but probably would need to pay another person's rent.

So much to ponder.. Help me out Obi-Wan Lama. You're my only hope!

:lama:
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PostSubject: Re: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 5:10 pm

Daroska wrote:
TheMortonator. wrote:
I believe not a word of this.
"You are required to do nothing, least of all believe. Shut one's eyes tight or open one's arms wide, either way, one's a fool."

Oh I do love my game quotes.

Nazareth wrote:
Fucking rat her out. People shouldn't fucking eat other people's lunch like that. Don't trust her one bit.

That is, if your story is true.

Her acts of desperation do make me take pity on her though.
I think I might invite her to live with me, that way in time I could get b) & c).
I'd keep my integrity but probably would need to pay another person's rent.

So much to ponder.. Help me out Obi-Wan Lama. You're my only hope!

:lama:


You love that emoticon don't you?
:trooper:
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PostSubject: Re: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 5:34 pm

Causa wrote:
Daroska wrote:
TheMortonator. wrote:
I believe not a word of this.
"You are required to do nothing, least of all believe. Shut one's eyes tight or open one's arms wide, either way, one's a fool."

Oh I do love my game quotes.

Nazareth wrote:
Fucking rat her out. People shouldn't fucking eat other people's lunch like that. Don't trust her one bit.

That is, if your story is true.

Her acts of desperation do make me take pity on her though.
I think I might invite her to live with me, that way in time I could get b) & c).
I'd keep my integrity but probably would need to pay another person's rent.

So much to ponder.. Help me out Obi-Wan Lama. You're my only hope!

:lama:


You love that emoticon don't you?
:trooper:

Who doesn't?

And go for the betrayal thing.
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PostSubject: Re: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 5:36 pm

Branch wrote:


Who doesn't?

And go for the betrayal thing.

:white flag:
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PostSubject: Re: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 6:00 pm

Causa wrote:
Branch wrote:


Who doesn't?

And go for the betrayal thing.

:white flag:

Why do you surrender?
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PostSubject: Re: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 6:01 pm

Branch wrote:
Causa wrote:
Branch wrote:


Who doesn't?

And go for the betrayal thing.

:white flag:

Why do you surrender?

Jk.

:trooper:

:3
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PostSubject: Re: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 6:11 pm

Causa wrote:
Branch wrote:
Causa wrote:
Branch wrote:


Who doesn't?

And go for the betrayal thing.

:white flag:

Why do you surrender?

Jk.

:trooper:

:3

/Snipe
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PostSubject: Re: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 6:13 pm

Branch wrote:


/Snipe

:3
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PostSubject: Re: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 6:24 pm

Daroska wrote:
TheMortonator. wrote:
I believe not a word of this.
"You are required to do nothing, least of all believe. Shut one's eyes tight or open one's arms wide, either way, one's a fool."

Oh I do love my game quotes.

Nazareth wrote:
Fucking rat her out. People shouldn't fucking eat other people's lunch like that. Don't trust her one bit.

That is, if your story is true.

Her acts of desperation do make me take pity on her though.
I think I might invite her to live with me, that way in time I could get b) & c).
I'd keep my integrity but probably would need to pay another person's rent.

So much to ponder.. Help me out Obi-Wan Lama. You're my only hope!

:lama:

Well, free sex is free sex, no matter how you look at it.
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PostSubject: Re: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 6:32 pm

Causa wrote:
Branch wrote:
Causa wrote:


:white flag:

Why do you surrender?

Jk.

:trooper:

:3

She had half my hot dog... Zerganator
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PostSubject: Re: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 6:44 pm

Daroska wrote:
Causa wrote:
Branch wrote:


Why do you surrender?

Jk.

:trooper:

:3

She had half my hot dog... Zerganator
Image fail.
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PostSubject: Re: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 6:47 pm

Aximand wrote:
Daroska wrote:
Causa wrote:
Branch wrote:


Why do you surrender?

Jk.

:trooper:

:3

She had half my hot dog... Zerganator
Image fail.

I can see it. troll
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PostSubject: Re: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 6:50 pm

Causa wrote:
Aximand wrote:
Daroska wrote:


She had half my hot dog... Zerganator
Image fail.

I can see it. troll
Yea its working now.
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PostSubject: Re: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 7:23 pm

Aximand wrote:
Causa wrote:
Aximand wrote:
Image fail.

I can see it. troll
Yea its working now.

Now I'm confused. Fuck you!

I don't know what I'm supposed to be looking at...
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PostSubject: Re: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 7:26 pm

SoupWithSauce wrote:
Aximand wrote:
Causa wrote:
Aximand wrote:
Image fail.

I can see it. troll
Yea its working now.

Now I'm confused. Fuck you!

I don't know what I'm supposed to be looking at...



You don't know what it is? troll
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PostSubject: Re: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 7:29 pm

Causa wrote:
SoupWithSauce wrote:
Aximand wrote:
Yea its working now.

Now I'm confused. Fuck you!

I don't know what I'm supposed to be looking at...



You don't know what it is? troll

I'm looking at some shit about Angelfire.com.

Is that what I'm supposed to see? You dirty troll, you.
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PostSubject: Re: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 7:33 pm

SoupWithSauce wrote:
Causa wrote:
SoupWithSauce wrote:
Aximand wrote:
Yea its working now.

Now I'm confused. Fuck you!

I don't know what I'm supposed to be looking at...



You don't know what it is? troll

I'm looking at some shit about Angelfire.com.

Is that what I'm supposed to see? You dirty troll, you.

Wut?
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PostSubject: Re: She had half my hot dog...   She had half my hot dog... EmptyMon May 09, 2011 7:34 pm

Causa wrote:
SoupWithSauce wrote:
Causa wrote:




You don't know what it is? troll

I'm looking at some shit about Angelfire.com.

Is that what I'm supposed to see? You dirty troll, you.

Wut?

No you.

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