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+10PJsnaks Causa SoupWithSauce Grimeth Burkman Scott Vaseline The Mortonator Yeet Branch 14 posters |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: An OT controlled Earth Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:41 pm | |
| I've always wondered what would happen if the OT took control of the world using military tactics and super-intelligence that surpasses that of other humans.
How would we take it over? How would we control it? Would we establish ourselves as High Lords and seperate the territories by High Lord? Democracy? Give it back to show the world we can?
In my opinion we should experiment on animals to make hybrids that we could use in the war effort. After we take it over we should experiment with time travel and space exploration. Scott should be the Grand Lord of the Otian Empire.
We should also mix known accents to create our own exotic accent.
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Yeet WolfPack
Posts : 4069 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 94 Location : le tit
| Subject: Re: An OT controlled Earth Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:42 pm | |
| I'd experiment new sexual positions with our mulit-cultured sex slaves. | |
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The Mortonator Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| Subject: Re: An OT controlled Earth Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:51 pm | |
| I'd have a much nicer car and be exempt from trafic laws.
That's the new way to spell trafic by the way. | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: An OT controlled Earth Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:24 pm | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: An OT controlled Earth Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:32 pm | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: An OT controlled Earth Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:37 pm | |
| - MaynardJamesKeenan wrote:
- Suck would that...
Would that suck | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: An OT controlled Earth Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:43 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- MaynardJamesKeenan wrote:
- Suck would that...
Would that suck Yeh. | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: An OT controlled Earth Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:10 pm | |
| This will never happen. There's a better chance of the US converting to Communism than this happening. | |
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Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: An OT controlled Earth Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:14 pm | |
| - Rayman wrote:
- This will never happen. There's a better chance of the US converting to Communism than this happening.
That's not as unlikely as you may think. | |
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SoupWithSauce WolfPack
Posts : 2908 Join date : 2011-03-18 Age : 26 Location : Canadia
| Subject: Re: An OT controlled Earth Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:58 pm | |
| I think we all agree that my sig would be our flag. | |
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The Mortonator Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| Subject: Re: An OT controlled Earth Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:59 pm | |
| - SoupWithSauce wrote:
- I think we all agree that my sig would be our flag.
True dat. | |
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SoupWithSauce WolfPack
Posts : 2908 Join date : 2011-03-18 Age : 26 Location : Canadia
| Subject: Re: An OT controlled Earth Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:01 pm | |
| - TheMortonator. wrote:
- SoupWithSauce wrote:
- I think we all agree that my sig would be our flag.
True dat. We could send Causa's mass array of smilies after the Russians... | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: An OT controlled Earth Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:05 pm | |
| The Posting Rebellion won the war... just to set records straight. | |
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The Mortonator Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| Subject: Re: An OT controlled Earth Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:07 pm | |
| - MaynardJamesKeenan wrote:
- The Posting Rebellion won the war... just to set records straight.
Did we even bother to fight? We just kind of stood there being better than everyone else. | |
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SoupWithSauce WolfPack
Posts : 2908 Join date : 2011-03-18 Age : 26 Location : Canadia
| Subject: Re: An OT controlled Earth Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:09 pm | |
| - MaynardJamesKeenan wrote:
- The Posting Rebellion won the war... just to set records straight.
My aroma has the ability to seduce people. Yes, I'm that good. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: An OT controlled Earth Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:09 pm | |
| - TheMortonator. wrote:
- MaynardJamesKeenan wrote:
- The Posting Rebellion won the war... just to set records straight.
Did we even bother to fight? We just kind of stood there being better than everyone else. Is it slaughter when you wipe your opponents from the face of the OT... without even doing anything? | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: An OT controlled Earth Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:16 pm | |
| - SoupWithSauce wrote:
- TheMortonator. wrote:
- SoupWithSauce wrote:
- I think we all agree that my sig would be our flag.
True dat. We could send Causa's mass array of smilies after the Russians... It was my "Mass array" of emoticons the save your asses. | |
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SoupWithSauce WolfPack
Posts : 2908 Join date : 2011-03-18 Age : 26 Location : Canadia
| Subject: Re: An OT controlled Earth Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:19 pm | |
| - Causa wrote:
- SoupWithSauce wrote:
- TheMortonator. wrote:
True dat. We could send Causa's mass array of smilies after the Russians...
It was my "Mass array" of emoticons the save your asses. :trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper: | |
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PJsnaks OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1766 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: An OT controlled Earth Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:35 pm | |
| We would run the world as a giant DMV | |
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The Mortonator Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| Subject: Re: An OT controlled Earth Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:45 pm | |
| - PJsnaks wrote:
- We would run the world as a giant DMV
So, everyone just sits in line all day? | |
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Smap OT Master
Posts : 346 Join date : 2011-04-30
| Subject: Re: An OT controlled Earth Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:51 pm | |
| I don't ive been eating......
sooooooo phucking hungary. | |
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GSG Aqua Panther
Posts : 1528 Join date : 2011-05-24 Age : 31 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: An OT controlled Earth Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:07 am | |
| I'd take Australia. Make a giant pool in the middle and fill it half with banana smoothie and half with skittles. I would then live in it with teh hot bitches. It would be guarded by koala's crossed with crocodiles. Also I would sleep in a fortified jumping castle. Also video games would be made about my balls. | |
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Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 25
| Subject: Re: An OT controlled Earth Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:09 pm | |
| The world would be screwed. | |
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SoupWithSauce WolfPack
Posts : 2908 Join date : 2011-03-18 Age : 26 Location : Canadia
| Subject: Re: An OT controlled Earth Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:43 pm | |
| - GiantSpiderGoat wrote:
- I'd take Australia. Make a giant pool in the middle and fill it half with banana smoothie and half with skittles. I would then live in it with teh hot bitches. It would be guarded by koala's crossed with crocodiles. Also I would sleep in a fortified jumping castle. Also video games would be made about my balls.
Back off. They're mine. | |
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Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
| Subject: Re: An OT controlled Earth Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:55 pm | |
| I'd take half of the Earth just because of my awesomeness. The religion would be Daroskanity and the government? Daroskacracy. All cookies will be renamed Daroskies. The language will be Daroskanian.
My mutant ithorians / elcors will take all needed jobs. Humans shall become pets or livestock, slaves, perhaps servants? Cyborgs can come and go as they please in this country. | |
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