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It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

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PostSubject: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:36 am

And she had them under the second step of a 3 step cement stairs next to our house. I can't reach them and my head won't fit through the bottom. How do I get them? And hurry, my dog is better at this than me.

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PostSubject: Re: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:51 am

Turn the hose on them.
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PostSubject: Re: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:40 am

Friendly advice about kittens from Grimeth.

1. You'll probably want to leave them alone for awhile.

2. They are blind when they are little and have blue eyes at first.

3. If you handle them too much as kittens the mother will kill them because she won't recognize their smell.

4. They like to break all your pictures.

5. They will try to eat cat litter at first, but they'll get it.

6. Kitten and Mama cats familiarize with each other by smell.

7. A common side effect of ktitens is the "Daaaaaaaw!" factor.

8. Always send your buddies on the interwebz pictures.

9. Name them after your interwebz buddies.

10. Grimeth.
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PostSubject: Re: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:15 pm

Grimeth wrote:
Friendly advice about kittens from Grimeth.

1. You'll probably want to leave them alone for awhile.

2. They are blind when they are little and have blue eyes at first.

3. If you handle them too much as kittens the mother will kill them because she won't recognize their smell.

4. They like to break all your pictures.

5. They will try to eat cat litter at first, but they'll get it.

6. Kitten and Mama cats familiarize with each other by smell.

7. A common side effect of ktitens is the "Daaaaaaaw!" factor.

8. Always send your buddies on the interwebz pictures.

9. Name them after your interwebz buddies.

10. Grimeth.

Sir Grimeth, I thought you were on the council?

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PostSubject: Re: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:17 pm

KingWilbourn wrote:
Grimeth wrote:
Friendly advice about kittens from Grimeth.

1. You'll probably want to leave them alone for awhile.

2. They are blind when they are little and have blue eyes at first.

3. If you handle them too much as kittens the mother will kill them because she won't recognize their smell.

4. They like to break all your pictures.

5. They will try to eat cat litter at first, but they'll get it.

6. Kitten and Mama cats familiarize with each other by smell.

7. A common side effect of ktitens is the "Daaaaaaaw!" factor.

8. Always send your buddies on the interwebz pictures.

9. Name them after your interwebz buddies.

10. Grimeth.

Sir Grimeth, I thought you were on the council?

I was.
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PostSubject: Re: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:21 pm

Grimeth wrote:
KingWilbourn wrote:
Grimeth wrote:
Friendly advice about kittens from Grimeth.

1. You'll probably want to leave them alone for awhile.

2. They are blind when they are little and have blue eyes at first.

3. If you handle them too much as kittens the mother will kill them because she won't recognize their smell.

4. They like to break all your pictures.

5. They will try to eat cat litter at first, but they'll get it.

6. Kitten and Mama cats familiarize with each other by smell.

7. A common side effect of ktitens is the "Daaaaaaaw!" factor.

8. Always send your buddies on the interwebz pictures.

9. Name them after your interwebz buddies.

10. Grimeth.

Sir Grimeth, I thought you were on the council?

I was.


Did they catch you Tweeting pics of you shirtless again?

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PostSubject: Re: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:22 pm


They liked it when I did that, but this was worse...
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PostSubject: Re: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:23 pm

Grimeth wrote:
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Sir Grimeth, I thought you were on the council?

I was.


Did they catch you Tweeting pics of you shirtless again?[/quote]

They liked it when I did that, but this was worse...[/quote]

...You didn't bring out the meat demon... Did you?

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PostSubject: Re: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:30 pm

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Grimeth wrote:
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Sir Grimeth, I thought you were on the council?

I was.



...You didn't bring out the meat demon... Did you?

No... I showed shirtless pictures of YOU!
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PostSubject: Re: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:36 pm

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KingWilbourn wrote:
Grimeth wrote:


I was.



...You didn't bring out the meat demon... Did you?

No... I showed shirtless pictures of YOU!


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PostSubject: Re: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:38 pm

Grimeth wrote:
KingWilbourn wrote:
Grimeth wrote:


I was.


...You didn't bring out the meat demon... Did you?

No... I showed shirtless pictures of YOU!

Can I see?
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PostSubject: Re: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:39 pm

Grimeth wrote:
Friendly advice about kittens from Grimeth.

1. You'll probably want to leave them alone for awhile.

2. They are blind when they are little and have blue eyes at first.

3. If you handle them too much as kittens the mother will kill them because she won't recognize their smell.

4. They like to break all your pictures.

5. They will try to eat cat litter at first, but they'll get it.

6. Kitten and Mama cats familiarize with each other by smell.

7. A common side effect of ktitens is the "Daaaaaaaw!" factor.

8. Always send your buddies on the interwebz pictures.

9. Name them after your interwebz buddies.

10. Grimeth.

No let me tell YOU something about cats. We have a tree of cats for when I was 4. Our kittens are interbreed, but the lineage of our first cat. We've had kittens every spring, but only 2 have ever had their kittens under the cement stairs. Last time I just went under the house to get them, but I've grown foot or 2 since then.

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PostSubject: Re: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:40 pm

Branch wrote:
Grimeth wrote:
Friendly advice about kittens from Grimeth.

1. You'll probably want to leave them alone for awhile.

2. They are blind when they are little and have blue eyes at first.

3. If you handle them too much as kittens the mother will kill them because she won't recognize their smell.

4. They like to break all your pictures.

5. They will try to eat cat litter at first, but they'll get it.

6. Kitten and Mama cats familiarize with each other by smell.

7. A common side effect of ktitens is the "Daaaaaaaw!" factor.

8. Always send your buddies on the interwebz pictures.

9. Name them after your interwebz buddies.

10. Grimeth.

No let me tell YOU something about cats. We have a tree of cats for when I was 4. Our kittens are interbreed, but the lineage of our first cat. We've had kittens every spring, but only 2 have ever had their kittens under the cement stairs. Last time I just went under the house to get them, but I've grown foot or 2 since then.

No Branch, this thread has already been derailed. This is not the thread your looking for.

/Forcetrickz

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PostSubject: Re: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:41 pm

KingWilbourn wrote:
Branch wrote:
Grimeth wrote:
Friendly advice about kittens from Grimeth.

1. You'll probably want to leave them alone for awhile.

2. They are blind when they are little and have blue eyes at first.

3. If you handle them too much as kittens the mother will kill them because she won't recognize their smell.

4. They like to break all your pictures.

5. They will try to eat cat litter at first, but they'll get it.

6. Kitten and Mama cats familiarize with each other by smell.

7. A common side effect of ktitens is the "Daaaaaaaw!" factor.

8. Always send your buddies on the interwebz pictures.

9. Name them after your interwebz buddies.

10. Grimeth.

No let me tell YOU something about cats. We have a tree of cats for when I was 4. Our kittens are interbreed, but the lineage of our first cat. We've had kittens every spring, but only 2 have ever had their kittens under the cement stairs. Last time I just went under the house to get them, but I've grown foot or 2 since then.

No Branch, this thread has already been derailed. This is not the thread your looking for.

/Forcetrickz

No Branch, this thread has already been derailed. This is not the thread I'm looking for.

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PostSubject: Re: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:52 pm

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Branch wrote:


No let me tell YOU something about cats. We have a tree of cats for when I was 4. Our kittens are interbreed, but the lineage of our first cat. We've had kittens every spring, but only 2 have ever had their kittens under the cement stairs. Last time I just went under the house to get them, but I've grown foot or 2 since then.

No Branch, this thread has already been derailed. This is not the thread your looking for.

/Forcetrickz

No Branch, this thread has already been derailed. This is not the thread I'm looking for.



Original from yours truly just for you Baby Branch. <3

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PostSubject: Re: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:59 pm

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Branch wrote:
KingWilbourn wrote:


No Branch, this thread has already been derailed. This is not the thread your looking for.

/Forcetrickz

No Branch, this thread has already been derailed. This is not the thread I'm looking for.



Original from yours truly just for you Baby Branch. <3

HEY! That's my name for Branch!
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PostSubject: Re: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:00 pm

First I was like... :trooper: :perish:

But then I was all like... :fuck:

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PostSubject: Re: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:01 pm

Spanky wrote:
First I was like... :trooper: :perish:

But then I was all like... :fuck:

Interesting...
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PostSubject: Re: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:02 pm

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No Branch, this thread has already been derailed. This is not the thread I'm looking for.



Original from yours truly just for you Baby Branch. <3

HEY! That's my name for Branch!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAH YESSS YESSS. :stormtrooper:

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PostSubject: Re: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:59 pm

Ok, the mom moved them and we don't know where.

P.S. The mom's name is Leia. Yeah, Leia.

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PostSubject: Re: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:04 pm

My cat Shirley had three kittens years ago.
It was fun. One of them had more cats and only one is left now.

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PostSubject: Re: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:08 pm

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My cat Shirley had three kittens years ago.
It was fun. One of them had more cats and only one is left now.

A different cat I had had 9 kittens. The only surviving one had kittens this year.

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PostSubject: Re: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:10 pm

Why are Grimeth's posts being deleted?

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PostSubject: Re: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:12 pm

Causa wrote:
Why are Grimeth's posts being deleted?

What posts?
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PostSubject: Re: My cat had kittens   Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:16 pm

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Why are Grimeth's posts being deleted?

What posts?

The posts that are there for a minute or two but then perish.

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