So this a thread about pick up lines, starting with a monologue why I made this thread so for all future posts "cool story bro".
Anyway the only time I've used a pick up line is when I'm already in a relationship with someone. Which is pointless. Anywho me and my buddy were discussing some funny lines. I could use them on maybe a few people (not that I would, I use a mating dance usually).
Pick up lines I want to use are
"these are not the Droids you are looking for and you will go out with me" (hand wayving will be involved)
"Hi do you work as a horticulturist, because I got some bushes that need attending too"
Wood you go out with me"
I've had a cunt of a day. Everything that could go, did go wrong. So if I'm allowed to use a word in a song..........I've had a cunt of day