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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

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PostSubject: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:56 am

for the first time in years. Everything was going good, she was interested, so I said that I eat it...she then proceded to slap me and walk off, never to be seen again.

So it's back to the drawing board...maybe I'll get it right the next time I try in a decade or so.

I ask you, OT, is there anything I should have done differently?...because I don't see where I went wrong.
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PostSubject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:59 am

bad breath is the most probable reason.

also make sure to state the whole sentance

"I eat Vagina really well "

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PostSubject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:01 am

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bad breath is the most probable reason.

also make sure to state the whole sentance

"I eat Vagina really well "

I don't think bad breath was the problem, as the conversation was going well...plus I was chewing gum at the time.

I did pull it out right as I was saying "I eat it", but ladies like that, right?
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PostSubject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:05 am

That's ok Astry! I'm sure you'll get another chance!!!!! <3 I love you

At least she touched you. That must be new for you.

Even I have to facepalm at this.

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PostSubject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:06 am

Astraeos wrote:
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bad breath is the most probable reason.

also make sure to state the whole sentance

"I eat Vagina really well "

I don't think bad breath was the problem, as the conversation was going well...plus I was chewing gum at the time.

I did pull it out right as I was saying "I eat it", but ladies like that, right?


Yeah sure do. If porn tells us anything. They certainly do.

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PostSubject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:07 am

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That's ok Astry! I'm sure you'll get another chance!!!!! <3 I love you

At least she touched you. That must be new for you.

Even I have to facepalm at this.

...she didn't touch me :cry:


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Yeah sure do. If porn tells us anything. They certainly do.

inorite? I just don't know where I went wrong. Maybe I should have trimmed my pubs beforehand.


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PostSubject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:08 am

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That's ok Astry! I'm sure you'll get another chance!!!!! <3 I love you

At least she touched you. That must be new for you.

Even I have to facepalm at this.

...she didn't touch me :cry:

Slapping is touching retard.

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PostSubject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:09 am

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That's ok Astry! I'm sure you'll get another chance!!!!! <3 I love you

At least she touched you. That must be new for you.

Even I have to facepalm at this.

...she didn't touch me :cry:

Slapping is touching retard.

She slapped me with her purse...that thing felt like it had a brick in it.
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PostSubject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:12 am

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...she didn't touch me :cry:

Slapping is touching retard.

She slapped me with her purse...that thing felt like it had a brick in it.

Oh. I knew it was too soon to guess someone made physical contact with you. Maybe when you actually accomplish something people might feel fine with touching you, y'know as long as it's so they can hurt you.

/wrists

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PostSubject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:17 am

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Slapping is touching retard.

She slapped me with her purse...that thing felt like it had a brick in it.

Oh. I knew it was too soon to guess someone made physical contact with you. Maybe when you actually accomplish something people might feel fine with touching you, y'know as long as it's so they can hurt you.

/wrists

Sucks to be you.


You're a dick. I have a serious problem and came here to seek some advice.

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PostSubject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:23 am

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She slapped me with her purse...that thing felt like it had a brick in it.

Oh. I knew it was too soon to guess someone made physical contact with you. Maybe when you actually accomplish something people might feel fine with touching you, y'know as long as it's so they can hurt you.

/wrists

Sucks to be you.


You're a dick. I have a serious problem and came here to seek some advice.


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im 13! Cal of dooty blak ops is so awsum because its awsum bucuz it has guns and tanks and i liek to blow up da basis. i also liek nuketown becuz it i s cool and has guns.

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PostSubject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:10 pm

You should have slapped her ass as she walked away. Atleast get something.

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PostSubject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:20 pm

Stop making troll threads like this?

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PostSubject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:22 pm

Causa wrote:
Stop making troll threads like this?

Are you guys not going to allow troll threads now?

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PostSubject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:23 pm

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That's ok Astry! I'm sure you'll get another chance!!!!! <3 I love you

At least she touched you. That must be new for you.

Even I have to facepalm at this.

...she didn't touch me :cry:


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Yeah sure do. If porn tells us anything. They certainly do.

inorite? I just don't know where I went wrong. Maybe I should have trimmed my pubs beforehand.


As all popular how to pick up chicks guides will tell you. Be a douche/dick girls love that apparently.

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PostSubject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:24 pm

Branch wrote:
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Stop making troll threads like this?

Are you guys not going to allow troll threads now?

What's your problem?

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PostSubject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:25 pm

Causa wrote:
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Stop making troll threads like this?

Are you guys not going to allow troll threads now?

What's your problem?

Problem?

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PostSubject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:26 pm

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Problem?

Okay.

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PostSubject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:29 pm

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Problem?

Okay.

Oklahoma.

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PostSubject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:41 pm

Causa wrote:
Branch wrote:
Causa wrote:
Stop making troll threads like this?

Are you guys not going to allow troll threads now?

What's your problem?

I think it has something to do with the warning.

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PostSubject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:52 pm

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Are you guys not going to allow troll threads now?

What's your problem?

I think it has something to do with the warning.

Warning? What are we talking about?

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PostSubject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:54 pm

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What's your problem?

I think it has something to do with the warning.

Warning? What are we talking about?

When Causa warned you last night, remember?

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PostSubject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:57 pm

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When Causa warned you last night, remember?

Jet, I'll be honest, the user who want Branch removed also wanted you removed.

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PostSubject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:02 pm

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When Causa warned you last night, remember?

Jet, I'll be honest, the user who want Branch removed also wanted you removed.

'Kay. I don't care.

It wasn't you was it? I thought we were okay.

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PostSubject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:08 pm

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When Causa warned you last night, remember?

Jet, I'll be honest, the user who want Branch removed also wanted you removed.

Matieu said it was 8 different people.

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