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+10darthsederous CollaWars jedi-exile Matieu The Mortonator Causa Branch Jet GSG Astraeos 14 posters |
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Astraeos Needs To Go Outside
Posts : 741 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: OMG I talked to a girl today... Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:56 am | |
| for the first time in years. Everything was going good, she was interested, so I said that I eat it...she then proceded to slap me and walk off, never to be seen again.
So it's back to the drawing board...maybe I'll get it right the next time I try in a decade or so.
I ask you, OT, is there anything I should have done differently?...because I don't see where I went wrong. | |
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GSG Aqua Panther
Posts : 1528 Join date : 2011-05-24 Age : 31 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today... Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:59 am | |
| bad breath is the most probable reason.
also make sure to state the whole sentance
"I eat Vagina really well " | |
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Astraeos Needs To Go Outside
Posts : 741 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today... Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:01 am | |
| - GiantSpiderGoat wrote:
- bad breath is the most probable reason.
also make sure to state the whole sentance
"I eat Vagina really well " I don't think bad breath was the problem, as the conversation was going well...plus I was chewing gum at the time. I did pull it out right as I was saying "I eat it", but ladies like that, right? | |
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Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 25
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GSG Aqua Panther
Posts : 1528 Join date : 2011-05-24 Age : 31 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today... Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:06 am | |
| - Astraeos wrote:
- GiantSpiderGoat wrote:
- bad breath is the most probable reason.
also make sure to state the whole sentance
"I eat Vagina really well " I don't think bad breath was the problem, as the conversation was going well...plus I was chewing gum at the time.
I did pull it out right as I was saying "I eat it", but ladies like that, right? Yeah sure do. If porn tells us anything. They certainly do. | |
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Astraeos Needs To Go Outside
Posts : 741 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today... Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:07 am | |
| - Jet's personalities wrote:
- That's ok Astry! I'm sure you'll get another chance!!!!! <3
At least she touched you. That must be new for you.
Even I have to facepalm at this. ...she didn't touch me - GiantSpiderGoat wrote:
Yeah sure do. If porn tells us anything. They certainly do. inorite? I just don't know where I went wrong. Maybe I should have trimmed my pubs beforehand.
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Jet Bell Sucker
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Astraeos Needs To Go Outside
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Jet Bell Sucker
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Astraeos Needs To Go Outside
Posts : 741 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today... Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:17 am | |
| - Jet's personalities wrote:
- Astraeos wrote:
- Jet's personalities wrote:
Slapping is touching retard. She slapped me with her purse...that thing felt like it had a brick in it. Oh. I knew it was too soon to guess someone made physical contact with you. Maybe when you actually accomplish something people might feel fine with touching you, y'know as long as it's so they can hurt you.
/wrists
Sucks to be you.
You're a dick. I have a serious problem and came here to seek some advice. | |
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Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 25
| Subject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today... Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:23 am | |
| - Astraeos wrote:
- Jet's personalities wrote:
- Astraeos wrote:
She slapped me with her purse...that thing felt like it had a brick in it. Oh. I knew it was too soon to guess someone made physical contact with you. Maybe when you actually accomplish something people might feel fine with touching you, y'know as long as it's so they can hurt you.
/wrists
Sucks to be you.
You're a dick. I have a serious problem and came here to seek some advice.
Sorry, let me find my helpful emotion. He's on a beer break. Sorry. Here's annoying "13 year old stereotype" personality to help! im 13! Cal of dooty blak ops is so awsum because its awsum bucuz it has guns and tanks and i liek to blow up da basis. i also liek nuketown becuz it i s cool and has guns. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today... Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:10 pm | |
| You should have slapped her ass as she walked away. Atleast get something. | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today... Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:20 pm | |
| Stop making troll threads like this? | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today... Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:22 pm | |
| - Causa wrote:
- Stop making troll threads like this?
Are you guys not going to allow troll threads now? | |
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GSG Aqua Panther
Posts : 1528 Join date : 2011-05-24 Age : 31 Location : Australia
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today... Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:24 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- Causa wrote:
- Stop making troll threads like this?
Are you guys not going to allow troll threads now? What's your problem? | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today... Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:25 pm | |
| - Causa wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- Causa wrote:
- Stop making troll threads like this?
Are you guys not going to allow troll threads now? What's your problem? Problem? | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today... Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:26 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
Problem? Okay. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today... Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:29 pm | |
| - Causa wrote:
- Branch wrote:
Problem? Okay. Oklahoma. | |
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Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 25
| Subject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today... Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:41 pm | |
| - Causa wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- Causa wrote:
- Stop making troll threads like this?
Are you guys not going to allow troll threads now? What's your problem? I think it has something to do with the warning. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today... Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:52 pm | |
| - Jet's personalities wrote:
- Causa wrote:
- Branch wrote:
Are you guys not going to allow troll threads now? What's your problem? I think it has something to do with the warning. Warning? What are we talking about? | |
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Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 25
| Subject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today... Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:54 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- Jet's personalities wrote:
- Causa wrote:
What's your problem? I think it has something to do with the warning. Warning? What are we talking about? When Causa warned you last night, remember? | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today... Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:57 pm | |
| - Jet's personalities wrote:
When Causa warned you last night, remember? Jet, I'll be honest, the user who want Branch removed also wanted you removed. | |
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Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 25
| Subject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today... Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:02 pm | |
| - Causa wrote:
- Jet's personalities wrote:
When Causa warned you last night, remember? Jet, I'll be honest, the user who want Branch removed also wanted you removed. 'Kay. I don't care. It wasn't you was it? I thought we were okay. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: OMG I talked to a girl today... Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:08 pm | |
| - Causa wrote:
- Jet's personalities wrote:
When Causa warned you last night, remember? Jet, I'll be honest, the user who want Branch removed also wanted you removed. Matieu said it was 8 different people. | |
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