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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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PostSubject: Hi, I'm Tin Rowe   Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:33 am

Hi, my name is Tin Rowe, and I'm Tyler Rowe's twin brother. I'm here to tell you a little of Tyler's history, along with answering question that you may have about him.

Tyler was a normal boy, until that one fateful day when we were twelve years old. I came home after a long day from school, and all I wanted to do was make myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, since our mother had bought a new jar the day before. I got everything out that I needed and was ready to make my sandwich, but when I opened the peanut butter, I noticed a crater in the center of it. It almost looked like someone had stuck a thick stick about three inches deep. So, I went and told my mother, who was confused at first, but then said that Tyler had asked her where the peanut butter was not long before I got home. She then proceeded to Tyler's room while I followed to see if he knew what happened to the peanut butter. When she opened the door, all we could do was stare in astonishment. Tyler was in his room with our dog Rin Tin Tin, who was excitedly licking peanut butter off of Tyler's penis. Our mother quickly closed the door and told me to never say anything about the incident again, but this was impossible for a twelve year old boy.

The next day at school, I immediately told our friends, who told their friends until everybody at the school knew what had happened the day before. Tyler was never the same. Not one day went past without somebody bringing up the incident and ridiculing him for his curiosity. He wasn't able to make any friends after that, and you could always see the embarrassment on his face whenever you looked at him. He was excited when we were ready to enter high school, as he thought he would be able to get a fresh start, but there was enough of our classmates from middle school to spread the story throughout our high school. He became an awkward social outcast for the entirety of high school, never making any friends and no girl would go out with him. I assume this changed when he went to college on the other side of the country, but I'm not certain, as we haven't spoken to each other in years.

As for Rin Tin Tin, until he died, he would always follow Tyler around the house with a look of anticipation with his tongue hanging out.

Well that's all I have for now, I will try to answer any question that you have about Tyler.




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PostSubject: Re: Hi, I'm Tin Rowe   Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:35 am

Also, fuck you Firefox. I had the whole story written and copied...until I closed my browser which deletes anything you have in your "clipboard". This is the 2nd write...and lacks the inspiration of the first.

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PostSubject: Re: Hi, I'm Tin Rowe   Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:15 am

tl;dr
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PostSubject: Re: Hi, I'm Tin Rowe   Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:21 am

Grimeth wrote:
tl;dr
This.

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PostSubject: Re: Hi, I'm Tin Rowe   Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:39 pm

tl;dr version.

Tyler Rowe's life was ruined because I (his brother) told everyone at school about the time that our mother and I walked in on him while our dog, Rin Tin Tin was licking peanut butter off his penis.
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PostSubject: Re: Hi, I'm Tin Rowe   Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:30 pm

For teh luls.... still... that means you saw your brother's penis.

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PostSubject: Re: Hi, I'm Tin Rowe   Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:32 pm

Disgusting.
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PostSubject: Re: Hi, I'm Tin Rowe   Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:35 pm

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For teh luls.... still... that means you saw your brother's penis.

Yea, but I've had years of counseling and hypnotherapy to block out that image.
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PostSubject: Re: Hi, I'm Tin Rowe   Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:36 pm

Astraeos wrote:
Guardian Scott wrote:
For teh luls.... still... that means you saw your brother's penis.

Yea, but I've had years of counseling and hypnotherapy to block out that image.

I'm so tempted to post a pic... but then I'd have to ban myself.

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PostSubject: Re: Hi, I'm Tin Rowe   Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:45 pm

My name happens to be Tyler so this kinda crude to read.
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PostSubject: Re: Hi, I'm Tin Rowe   Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:20 am


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PostSubject: Re: Hi, I'm Tin Rowe   Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:21 am

Fucking stop it.

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