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The Mortonator Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| Subject: TheMortonation of Omegle Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:32 pm | |
| Stranger: hey Stranger: asl? You: What? You: I'm new here. Stranger: male or female? Stranger: how old r u? You: Um, why do those matter? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi You: Heyllo. Stranger: fuck u Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: heyhey You: Heyllo. Stranger: hilo. You: Halo. Stranger: you can stand under my umbrella ella ey ey ey ella You: Busstop. Stranger: manage me, i'm a mess. You: Manage you on what? Stranger: give me therapy. You: OKay. *puts on glasses* Stranger: i'm gonna break down these walls. You: Now, how does that make you fell? Stranger: i wanna be weightless. You: And how would that make you feel? Stranger: i'm gonna break your little heart in two. You: /stabs You: Sorry, kneejerk reaction. Stranger: everybody knows there's a party at the end of the world. You: Really? You: Sweet, I am in. You: *strips* You: *drives towards the end of the world* Stranger: feels like i'm fallin in love when i'm fallin to the bathroom floor. You: And how does that make you feel? You: Does it make you feel like dancing? You: I wanna dance the night away? You: I'm sorry, but this is taking far to long. You: I must leave. Stranger: i'm gonna party like it's my civil right, though. You: My people need me. You: If you are a paleface, please kill yourself. You: Thank you. Stranger: LOLWAT Stranger: dear maria, count me in.
No trolling yet, I really do have to go. Real Life Party! W00T! | |
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Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 25
| Subject: Re: TheMortonation of Omegle Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:36 pm | |
| Mort, Omegle is the official center of trolls and stalkers. Can you guess what asl means, Mortie? :roll: | |
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The Mortonator Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
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GSG Aqua Panther
Posts : 1528 Join date : 2011-05-24 Age : 31 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: TheMortonation of Omegle Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:09 pm | |
| The only decent omegle chat ive ever had on there were with women. Not that I ask them if they are women. But I accuse every person I get of been a guy looking for sex role play. If they are that horny, wouldn't they just watch porn? or you know go get a girl friend? | |
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Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 25
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: TheMortonation of Omegle Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:31 pm | |
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The Mortonator Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| Subject: Re: TheMortonation of Omegle Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:15 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- Jet wrote:
- Mort, Omegle is the official center of trolls and stalkers. Can you guess what asl means, Mortie? :roll:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Sign_Language
???? It is something idiots ask to find out if you are a girl their age and where you live. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: TheMortonation of Omegle Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:31 pm | |
| - TheMortonator. wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- Jet wrote:
- Mort, Omegle is the official center of trolls and stalkers. Can you guess what asl means, Mortie? :roll:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Sign_Language
???? It is something idiots ask to find out if you are a girl their age and where you live. I know, but acting retarded is fun | |
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The Mortonator Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| Subject: Re: TheMortonation of Omegle Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:42 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- TheMortonator. wrote:
- Branch wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Sign_Language
???? It is something idiots ask to find out if you are a girl their age and where you live. I know, but acting retarded is fun You made me look foolish sir... | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: TheMortonation of Omegle Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:46 pm | |
| - TheMortonator. wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- TheMortonator. wrote:
It is something idiots ask to find out if you are a girl their age and where you live. I know, but acting retarded is fun You made me look foolish sir... Who is more foolish? The fool or the man who follows him? | |
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The Mortonator Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| Subject: Re: TheMortonation of Omegle Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:46 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- TheMortonator. wrote:
- Branch wrote:
I know, but acting retarded is fun You made me look foolish sir... Who is more foolish? The fool or the man who follows him? The one who got the quote wrong... | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: TheMortonation of Omegle Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:50 pm | |
| - TheMortonator. wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- TheMortonator. wrote:
You made me look foolish sir... Who is more foolish? The fool or the man who follows him? The one who got the quote wrong... I wasn't going to look it up. I just remembered as good as I could. Cut me some damn slack! /cries | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: TheMortonation of Omegle Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:09 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- TheMortonator. wrote:
- Branch wrote:
Who is more foolish? The fool or the man who follows him? The one who got the quote wrong... I wasn't going to look it up. I just remembered as good as I could. Cut me some damn slack!
/cries Wow, your picture is hot. ASL? | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: TheMortonation of Omegle Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:20 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- TheMortonator. wrote:
The one who got the quote wrong... I wasn't going to look it up. I just remembered as good as I could. Cut me some damn slack!
/cries Wow, your picture is hot. ASL? I'm sorry I don't speak sign language. | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: TheMortonation of Omegle Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:54 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- Branch wrote:
I wasn't going to look it up. I just remembered as good as I could. Cut me some damn slack!
/cries Wow, your picture is hot. ASL? I'm sorry I don't speak sign language. Oh damn. | |
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Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 25
| Subject: Re: TheMortonation of Omegle Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:08 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- TheMortonator. wrote:
The one who got the quote wrong... I wasn't going to look it up. I just remembered as good as I could. Cut me some damn slack!
/cries Wow, your picture is hot. ASL? I've had them ask for my number before. I gave them my friend's instead. | |
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The Mortonator Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| Subject: Re: TheMortonation of Omegle Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:14 pm | |
| - Jet wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- Branch wrote:
I wasn't going to look it up. I just remembered as good as I could. Cut me some damn slack!
/cries Wow, your picture is hot. ASL? I've had them ask for my number before. I gave them my friend's instead. Wait, but that means Jet is Justin Bieber! This explains so much! | |
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Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 25
| Subject: Re: TheMortonation of Omegle Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:21 pm | |
| - TheMortonator. wrote:
- Jet wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
Wow, your picture is hot. ASL? I've had them ask for my number before. I gave them my friend's instead. Wait, but that means Jet is Justin Bieber! This explains so much! Yes, but don't tell Soup. Then he'd know we come from the same homeland. | |
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