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Yeet WolfPack
Posts : 4069 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 94 Location : le tit
| Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:53 am | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:57 am | |
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GSG Aqua Panther
Posts : 1528 Join date : 2011-05-24 Age : 31 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:01 pm | |
| I just watched a man enter into competitive turkey slapping, after turkey slapping a man bird too death. He is now having causal sex with a bear. Not sure if that's what a real man is or just a very deranged individual. | |
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Spankster OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
| Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:05 pm | |
| - GiantSpiderGoat wrote:
- I just watched a man enter into competitive turkey slapping, after turkey slapping a man bird too death. He is now having causal sex with a bear. Not sure if that's what a real man is or just a very deranged individual.
This sounds like an average Thanksgiving at my house. | |
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Matieu Slayer of Branch
Posts : 2568 Join date : 2011-01-29 Age : 33 Location : I'm a Bachelor now, I'm everywhere.
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sat Sep 03, 2011 6:42 pm | |
| I had a dream last night. It was peculiar.
I was in some sort of hotel room. I'm not sure where. In the dream, my location wasn't important to me. But if I had to describe it, I'd call it a hotel room. Fairly certain there were orange floral pattern blinds on the windows.
I was there with this large woman. About my age, I suppose. I was laying on the edge of this bed, my legs hanging off the side, feet touching the floor. This woman was sitting on my lap with her back facing me. She was kinda grinding into me. I don't remember what she was saying, but I know that she was offering sex.
I remember thinking that I might as well do it. She was quite large. I'd wager 250 lbs. But I didn't think I would have another opportunity.
She took off her clothes really quickly, like I turned my head for a second and she was already mostly nude. I didn't question it, what with it being a dream and all. So she was laying on the bed in only her underwear. She was only a little chubby now, btw. And even more attractive.(I didn't notice that fact until after I woke up. In the dream, it didn't occur to me that she had changed in any way)
I told her I didn't have any condoms. She said something like "you think I'd risk having a baby?". I assumed she meant she was on birth control, but she said something else I can't remember. Maybe nothing. I just knew that she wanted to have anal sex instead.
Again... the thought that I didn't have a condom bothered me here... sure she wasn't gonna get pregnant, but you know... Anyway, I decided to go ahead and do it. For some reason, her underwear are off already. I don't remember her taking them off.
I took off my shirt and she looked at me kinda funny and started laughing a little bit. She said something along the lines of "you were actually gonna do it?"
I just turned away and started putting my shirt back on... if she didn't stop me, then I was just gonna go ahead and walk out the door. I was expecting her to tell me to stop and stay, though.
That's all I remember of it. The dream ended there. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sat Sep 03, 2011 6:52 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- I had a dream last night. It was peculiar.
I was in some sort of hotel room. I'm not sure where. In the dream, my location wasn't important to me. But if I had to describe it, I'd call it a hotel room. Fairly certain there were orange floral pattern blinds on the windows.
I was there with this large woman. About my age, I suppose. I was laying on the edge of this bed, my legs hanging off the side, feet touching the floor. This woman was sitting on my lap with her back facing me. She was kinda grinding into me. I don't remember what she was saying, but I know that she was offering sex.
I remember thinking that I might as well do it. She was quite large. I'd wager 250 lbs. But I didn't think I would have another opportunity.
She took off her clothes really quickly, like I turned my head for a second and she was already mostly nude. I didn't question it, what with it being a dream and all. So she was laying on the bed in only her underwear. She was only a little chubby now, btw. And even more attractive.(I didn't notice that fact until after I woke up. In the dream, it didn't occur to me that she had changed in any way)
I told her I didn't have any condoms. She said something like "you think I'd risk having a baby?". I assumed she meant she was on birth control, but she said something else I can't remember. Maybe nothing. I just knew that she wanted to have anal sex instead.
Again... the thought that I didn't have a condom bothered me here... sure she wasn't gonna get pregnant, but you know... Anyway, I decided to go ahead and do it. For some reason, her underwear are off already. I don't remember her taking them off.
I took off my shirt and she looked at me kinda funny and started laughing a little bit. She said something along the lines of "you were actually gonna do it?"
I just turned away and started putting my shirt back on... if she didn't stop me, then I was just gonna go ahead and walk out the door. I was expecting her to tell me to stop and stay, though.
That's all I remember of it. The dream ended there. Um... you really need FGM to get here. He had a famous thread about controlling your dreams.... yeah.... | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sat Sep 03, 2011 6:52 pm | |
| Your dream or not, Uly, I'm going to say that I would have clotheslined her | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:12 pm | |
| I had a dream about adopting 5 dogs.
Then I woke up.
Then I had a dream about loads of my friends and their parents and my mum and I sitting around a large table talking about how we were going to stop the police from finding out about our drug smuggling business. Then suddenly loads of chinese men in black suits walked in on a balcony, all walking in single file, and just started shooting their massive guns at my mum and I was like "YOU'RE GONNA DIE MOTHER FUCKERS".
That's it. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:53 pm | |
| I don't dream no more... My mind is at peace with the chaos surrounding it...
*Comfortably proceeds into taking the fabled and ancient Ninja Monkey Meditation Position performed on top of a banana.*
I actually did meditate a lot in the past... Every morning at 5:30, after my daily swim, I went to a secluded spot beside the lighthouse and there I spent... Well... It really depended the time I spent meditating... Did seem to work however... I am now at complete peace... | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:56 pm | |
| I was heading a rebellion movement.... yeeeeah.... | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:15 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- I was heading a rebellion movement.... yeeeeah....
Didn't you guys win already? | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:26 pm | |
| - BananaDealer wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- I was heading a rebellion movement.... yeeeeah....
Didn't you guys win already? Yeah. I wanted to name the new country The Super Awesome Place, but Ben and George wanted a different name. With the name they picked it is sure to fail. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:31 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- BananaDealer wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- I was heading a rebellion movement.... yeeeeah....
Didn't you guys win already? Yeah. I wanted to name the new country The Super Awesome Place, but Ben and George wanted a different name. With the name they picked it is sure to fail. Tell me it's not 'Planet Bob'... | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:45 pm | |
| - BananaDealer wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- BananaDealer wrote:
Tell me it's not 'Planet Bob'... No it's not. Dont worry
Please tell me you got the reference.
Uuuugh.... Sorry but no? Dammit. Oh well. It was the USA lol. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:03 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- BananaDealer wrote:
- Branch wrote:
No it's not. Dont worry
Please tell me you got the reference.
Uuuugh.... Sorry but no? Dammit. Oh well. It was the USA lol. Ahhh... I got it now... Ben Franklin and George Washington... Lol... On the topic of red-white-and-blue history: Did you know that G. Washington was not entirely the first President of the USA? There were as many as six (perhaps more) before him. They weren't 'real' Presidents, more like regents. Each held a 'term' of no more than an year (from 1783 till 1789) until a constitution had been drafted. Washington was the first constitutionally elected President and the first to hold an actual term. And the first one to hold a second term... As for the others before him, they were mostly (if not entirely) other Convention members, including Ben Franklin... | |
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Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 25
| Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:03 pm | |
| Speaking of dreams, I recently had an odd one.
I met Satan face to face and he choked me and killed me. Then dragged me to hell and tied me to his throne. I'm convinced I need mental help. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:15 pm | |
| - Gaming Misfit wrote:
- Speaking of dreams, I recently had an odd one.
I met Satan face to face and he choked me and killed me. Then dragged me to hell and tied me to his throne. I'm convinced I need mental help. You've really spent too much time under that carpet... I see that now... Don't worry... I'm gonna get you the best medical help possible... *Tosses a monkey in a funky suit with a pen and notepad in hands.* | |
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Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 25
| Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:18 pm | |
| - BananaDealer wrote:
- Gaming Misfit wrote:
- Speaking of dreams, I recently had an odd one.
I met Satan face to face and he choked me and killed me. Then dragged me to hell and tied me to his throne. I'm convinced I need mental help. You've really spent too much time under that carpet... I see that now... Don't worry... I'm gonna get you the best medical help possible...
*Tosses a monkey in a funky suit with a pen and notepad in hands.* This is actually somewhat normal compared to some......other....dreams I've had... *shiver* | |
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GSG Aqua Panther
Posts : 1528 Join date : 2011-05-24 Age : 31 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:08 am | |
| Dear KillKenny and Guiness thanks for the day. | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:29 am | |
| They should make a sequel to Red Dead Redemption called Blue Alive Damnation.
Sorry, the thought came to mind, and thought I should tell you. What other game titles can you turn into it's opposites that are interesting or weird?
Also, inb4 green is opposite to red in color spectrum. I know you were gonna...
EDIT: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare - Silence of Irresponsibility: Antique Peacecraft
Well, I tried... | |
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Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
| Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sun Sep 04, 2011 12:12 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- They should make a sequel to Red Dead Redemption called Blue Alive Damnation.
Sorry, the thought came to mind, and thought I should tell you. What other game titles can you turn into it's opposites that are interesting or weird?
Also, inb4 green is opposite to red in color spectrum. I know you were gonna...
EDIT: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare - Silence of Irresponsibility: Antique Peacecraft
Well, I tried... Hmmmm.... Team Fortress 2 - Solo Village 2 Dragon Age : Origins - Unicorn Death : Apocalypse The Elder Scrolls : Oblivion - The Younger Tablets : Quotidian Splinter Cell : Conviction - Mend Spy : Acquittal World Of Warcraft - Black Hole Of Peace Ingenuosness Fallout : New Vegas - Inception : Old Colorado Springs Metal Gear Solid 4 : Guns of the Patriots - Punk Slack Liquid 4: Nugs of the Collaborators Yup.. I got bored. | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sun Sep 04, 2011 12:15 pm | |
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