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Vaseline
Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729
Join date : 2011-01-27
Location : England
| Subject: Re: Well I got a letter from the government today...  Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:26 pm | |
| - Daroska wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- Good job I'm not longer a paedophile otherwise you'd all think this was me...
It was Vaseline.  HOT DAMN! I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids! | |
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DarthNemis
Cyber Terrorist
Posts : 162
Join date : 2011-07-18
Age : 27
| | Subject: Re: Well I got a letter from the government today... Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:46 pm | |
| One time i had a sex offender move into my neighborhood:) She was the hottest babe i ever laid eyes on. Well until later lol. but she was so fine.
btw how come people dont go around beating sex offenders up and robbing them? since their so easy to find and all. | |
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DarthNemis
Cyber Terrorist
Posts : 162
Join date : 2011-07-18
Age : 27
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Spankster
OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838
Join date : 2011-06-04
| | Subject: Re: Well I got a letter from the government today... Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:24 pm | |
| Fortunately, sex offenders find ME offensive.
And I haven't taken a head count in the basement lately but I think I'm missing one.
Note to self: Get more heads.
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Barbelith
Skilled Troller
Posts : 583
Join date : 2011-04-04
Age : 41
Location : In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house, and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar and in the dark dark cellar….
| | Subject: Re: Well I got a letter from the government today... Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:27 pm | |
| - Spanky wrote:
- Fortunately, sex offenders find ME offensive.
And I haven't taken a head count in the basement lately but I think I'm missing one.
Note to self: Get more heads.
you mean they weren't snacks you left for us? | |
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DarthNemis
Cyber Terrorist
Posts : 162
Join date : 2011-07-18
Age : 27
| | Subject: Re: Well I got a letter from the government today... Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:39 pm | |
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Spankster
OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838
Join date : 2011-06-04
| | Subject: Re: Well I got a letter from the government today... Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:39 pm | |
| - Barbelith wrote:
- Spanky wrote:
- Fortunately, sex offenders find ME offensive.
And I haven't taken a head count in the basement lately but I think I'm missing one.
Note to self: Get more heads.
you mean they weren't snacks you left for us? Wut the?!?!? How did you get nachos in there? I sure hope that's onion dip on the floor!!! | |
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Spankster
OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838
Join date : 2011-06-04
| | Subject: Re: Well I got a letter from the government today... Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:42 pm | |
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Branch
The Fabulous
Posts : 7918
Join date : 2011-01-27
Age : 26
| | Subject: Re: Well I got a letter from the government today... Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:44 pm | |
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The Mortonator
Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578
Join date : 2011-04-11
Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| | Subject: Re: Well I got a letter from the government today... Wed Jul 20, 2011 5:05 pm | |
| Fun fact for you home defense nuts! Flamethrowers are completely legal, can be made with parts from Walmart, and you can wield a well sized one in a single hand without much effort making them perfect for dual wielding! | |
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Branch
The Fabulous
Posts : 7918
Join date : 2011-01-27
Age : 26
| | Subject: Re: Well I got a letter from the government today... Wed Jul 20, 2011 5:07 pm | |
| - TheMortonator. wrote:
- Fun fact for you home defense nuts! Flamethrowers are completely legal, can be made with parts from Walmart, and you can wield a well sized one in a single hand without much effort making them perfect for dual wielding!
So what you're saying is... kill it with fire? | |
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The Mortonator
Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578
Join date : 2011-04-11
Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| | Subject: Re: Well I got a letter from the government today... Wed Jul 20, 2011 5:08 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- TheMortonator. wrote:
- Fun fact for you home defense nuts! Flamethrowers are completely legal, can be made with parts from Walmart, and you can wield a well sized one in a single hand without much effort making them perfect for dual wielding!
So what you're saying is... kill it with fire? Yep. | |
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Branch
The Fabulous
Posts : 7918
Join date : 2011-01-27
Age : 26
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Soulself
OT'er
Posts : 298
Join date : 2011-05-05
Age : 46
Location : Columbus, Ohio
| | Subject: Re: Well I got a letter from the government today... Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:02 pm | |
| we get 3 of those a month around here.
on the plus side it helps me fill out my kill list.
i figure if i get some none curable disease or mess up and do something that's gonna toss me in jail for life anyways i'll start visiting the sex offenders houses with a shotgun.
sure is nice the the government to give you a photo and their address. | |
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Vaseline
Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729
Join date : 2011-01-27
Location : England
| | Subject: Re: Well I got a letter from the government today... Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:54 am | |
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Yeet
WolfPack
Posts : 4069
Join date : 2011-02-02
Age : 94
Location : le tit
| | Subject: Re: Well I got a letter from the government today... Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:22 pm | |
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Vaseline
Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729
Join date : 2011-01-27
Location : England
| | Subject: Re: Well I got a letter from the government today... Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:25 pm | |
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