The 'Name Batman's Inventory' Thread

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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~Scott

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Ok, I've been watching a bit too much of the caped crusader lately, so bare with me here...

Anyways, my girlfriend and I have been laughing our genitalia off (ahem) at the notion that Batman always seems to have something up his sleeve... uum, utility belt...

So I was thinking (a really unhealthy habit of mine, as it seems), lets make an Inventory for our guy...

It's simple, just think of a neat/funny gadget for Batman beginning with bat-*your thing* and a neat/funny description after it.

Obviously, stuff that's already in his inventory is out of the count.

I'll start, to give an example:

The Bat-kick scooter! Batman cares for the environment too!

Bat-bats! For those times when bat-arangs just aren't extreme enough...

The Bat-dishwasher! For when the villain intends to muck-up all the worlds clean plates, the fiend!

The Bat-cat! Sometimes, villains can be real rats...

The Bat-fridge! Other refrigerators just don't do justice to that case of bat-weiser...

The Bat-bong! Batman doesn't approve of drugs, but lets face it- he's a guy in a tight-body suit and cape, fantasizing he's a bat...

Subject: Re: The 'Name Batman's Inventory' Thread Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:51 pm

Bat-pad! For when he comes on his period and needs a sanitary towel.

Am I doing this right?

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

BatCondoms: For the feline STD's from the Catwoman

Subject: Re: The 'Name Batman's Inventory' Thread Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:29 pm

Spanky wrote:: BatCondoms: For the feline STD's from the Catwoman

^^

Beat me to it...

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Scott wrote:

Spanky wrote:: BatCondoms: For the feline STD's from the Catwoman

^^

Beat me to it...

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Vaseline wrote:: Bat-pad! For when he comes on his period and needs a sanitary towel.

Am I doing this right?

Eeew... Lets try and keep them a bit more child friendly...

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

BananaDealer wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: Bat-pad! For when he comes on his period and needs a sanitary towel.

Am I doing this right?

Eeew... Lets try and keep them a bit more child friendly...

That's right!!!

Let's stick to rubbers and communicable diseases please!

JEEZ!!!! Say whaaa?

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

bat-acid for when he kills a hooker and needs to cover it up.

Subject: Re: The 'Name Batman's Inventory' Thread Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:20 pm

BananaDealer wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: Bat-pad! For when he comes on his period and needs a sanitary towel.

Am I doing this right?

Eeew... Lets try and keep them a bit more child friendly...

Damn kids gotta learn some times.

Subject: Re: The 'Name Batman's Inventory' Thread Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:40 pm

Bat-box 360, for playing LEGO Batman.

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