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Vaseline
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| Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks?  Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:46 pm | |
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Wow... wanna act like a dick more?
Just kidding. | |
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Causa
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| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:48 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- (Causa) wrote:
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Wow... wanna act like a dick more?
Just kidding. I have evoked nothing. | |
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Barbelith
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| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:49 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- (Causa) wrote:
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Wow... wanna act like a dick more?
Just kidding. I do! Come over here and rub up against me until I spit in your face | |
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Vaseline
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| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:51 pm | |
| - Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- (Causa) wrote:
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Wow... wanna act like a dick more?
Just kidding.
I do! Come over here and rub up against me until I spit in your face That sounds kinda hot. You could even push me to the floor... | |
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Causa
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| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:53 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- (Causa) wrote:
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Wow... wanna act like a dick more?
Just kidding.
I do! Come over here and rub up against me until I spit in your face
That sounds kinda hot. You could even push me to the floor... Be sure to use those utilities in your title. | |
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Barbelith
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Location : In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house, and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar and in the dark dark cellar….
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:54 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
Wow... wanna act like a dick more?
Just kidding.
I do! Come over here and rub up against me until I spit in your face
That sounds kinda hot. You could even push me to the floor... What? once I shoot my load I'll be snoring until the early hours when I'll wake up wid a boner and try to dry hump you in your sleep. | |
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Vaseline
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| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:58 pm | |
| - Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
I do! Come over here and rub up against me until I spit in your face
That sounds kinda hot. You could even push me to the floor...
What? once I shoot my load I'll be snoring until the early hours when I'll wake up wid a boner and try to dry hump you in your sleep. That sounds... interesting.  | |
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Barbelith
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Location : In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house, and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar and in the dark dark cellar….
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:00 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
That sounds kinda hot. You could even push me to the floor...
What? once I shoot my load I'll be snoring until the early hours when I'll wake up wid a boner and try to dry hump you in your sleep.
That sounds... interesting.
LOL! now I could put a joke about you saying no here, that would be very bad taste, but I think I might just have to resist | |
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Causa
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| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:02 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
I do! Come over here and rub up against me until I spit in your face
That sounds kinda hot. You could even push me to the floor...
What? once I shoot my load I'll be snoring until the early hours when I'll wake up wid a boner and try to dry hump you in your sleep.
That sounds... interesting.
You have received an infraction from (Causa) ------------------------------------------- Reason:  Just kidding. | |
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Vaseline
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| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:04 pm | |
| - Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
What? once I shoot my load I'll be snoring until the early hours when I'll wake up wid a boner and try to dry hump you in your sleep.
That sounds... interesting.
LOL! now I could put a joke about you saying no here, that would be very bad taste, but I think I might just have to resist Aw, I wanna know what it was. | |
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Barbelith
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Location : In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house, and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar and in the dark dark cellar….
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:14 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
That sounds... interesting.
LOL! now I could put a joke about you saying no here, that would be very bad taste, but I think I might just have to resist
Aw, I wanna know what it was. Hey now begging for it never works.....well almost never...ok more often than not......ALRIGHT it always works, but only where sex is involved. | |
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Vaseline
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| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:16 pm | |
| - Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
LOL! now I could put a joke about you saying no here, that would be very bad taste, but I think I might just have to resist
Aw, I wanna know what it was.
Hey now begging for it never works.....well almost never...ok more often than not......ALRIGHT it always works, but only where sex is involved. Yet you still haven't told me! P.S Whenever I see your name I think it says Barbie so I'm just gonna call you Barbie from now on. | |
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Barbelith
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Location : In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house, and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar and in the dark dark cellar….
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:20 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
Aw, I wanna know what it was.
Hey now begging for it never works.....well almost never...ok more often than not......ALRIGHT it always works, but only where sex is involved.
Yet you still haven't told me!
P.S Whenever I see your name I think it says Barbie so I'm just gonna call you Barbie from now on. Just to let you know I don't answer to barbie | |
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Vaseline
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| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:24 pm | |
| - Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
Hey now begging for it never works.....well almost never...ok more often than not......ALRIGHT it always works, but only where sex is involved.
Yet you still haven't told me!
P.S Whenever I see your name I think it says Barbie so I'm just gonna call you Barbie from now on.
Just to let you know I don't answer to barbie But... I can be your Ken. | |
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Barbelith
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Location : In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house, and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar and in the dark dark cellar….
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:26 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
Yet you still haven't told me!
P.S Whenever I see your name I think it says Barbie so I'm just gonna call you Barbie from now on.
Just to let you know I don't answer to barbie
But... I can be your Ken. B-but ken has no genitals?! | |
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Vaseline
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| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:30 pm | |
| - Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
Just to let you know I don't answer to barbie
But... I can be your Ken.
B-but ken has no genitals?! Well, yeah. That's good right? Unless you're into dick... | |
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Causa
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| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:31 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
Just to let you know I don't answer to barbie
But... I can be your Ken.
B-but ken has no genitals?!
Well, yeah. That's good right? Unless you're into dick... Dicks seem to be the topic of this thread. /Derail. | |
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Barbelith
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Location : In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house, and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar and in the dark dark cellar….
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:32 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
But... I can be your Ken.
B-but ken has no genitals?!
Well, yeah. That's good right? Unless you're into dick... wow. I walked right into that. I blame the force at which the ban-hammer smacked me down. | |
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Vaseline
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| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:38 pm | |
| - Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
B-but ken has no genitals?!
Well, yeah. That's good right? Unless you're into dick...
wow.
I walked right into that. I blame the force at which the ban-hammer smacked me down. Don't worry. I'm a pedo and you're into penis - perfect match. | |
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Barbelith
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Location : In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house, and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar and in the dark dark cellar….
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:44 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
Well, yeah. That's good right? Unless you're into dick...
wow.
I walked right into that. I blame the force at which the ban-hammer smacked me down.
Don't worry. I'm a pedo and you're into penis - perfect match. We should have a steampunk themed wedding just to top it off | |
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Vaseline
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| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:45 pm | |
| - Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
wow.
I walked right into that. I blame the force at which the ban-hammer smacked me down.
Don't worry. I'm a pedo and you're into penis - perfect match.
We should have a steampunk themed wedding just to top it off Sounds good to me. Also, you should wear the dress and I wear the suit to spice things up a bit more. | |
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Barbelith
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Location : In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house, and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar and in the dark dark cellar….
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:46 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
Don't worry. I'm a pedo and you're into penis - perfect match.
We should have a steampunk themed wedding just to top it off
Sounds good to me. Also, you should wear the dress and I wear the suit to spice things up a bit more. Ok but YOU carry ME over the threshold! | |
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Vaseline
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| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:49 pm | |
| - Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
We should have a steampunk themed wedding just to top it off
Sounds good to me. Also, you should wear the dress and I wear the suit to spice things up a bit more.
Ok but YOU carry ME over the threshold! Well durr. You are the bride, Barbie. | |
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Barbelith
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Location : In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house, and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar and in the dark dark cellar….
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:51 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
Sounds good to me. Also, you should wear the dress and I wear the suit to spice things up a bit more.
Ok but YOU carry ME over the threshold!
Well durr. You are the bride, Barbie. well you'd better start pumping iron. you will need the upper body strength | |
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Vaseline
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| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:52 pm | |
| - Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
Ok but YOU carry ME over the threshold!
Well durr. You are the bride, Barbie.
well you'd better start pumping iron. you will need the upper body strength You a fat heffa? | |
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