Cats..

I obsess over mine.

This thread is starting to look like kitty p0rnz.

Spanky wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:

/snugglesnugglesnuggle

Now you have a friend for life...

and fleas.

Well.... I do have a horde of monkeys... Fleas are no stranger to me... *scratch-scratch.*

Spanky wrote:

This thread is starting to look like kitty p0rnz.

So then it's acceptable to post a pic of my pussy right?

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

So then it's acceptable to post a pic of my pussy right?

If I hadn't masturbated 4 times today already, I might've done it again right now.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Spanky wrote:

This thread is starting to look like kitty p0rnz.

So then it's acceptable to post a pic of my pussy right?

Boooooo horrible!

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Spanky wrote:

This thread is starting to look like kitty p0rnz.

So then it's acceptable to post a pic of my pussy right?

That's one hairy puss... Unkept and greasy as well...

BananaDealer wrote:

That's one hairy puss... Unkept and greasy as well...

I aim to please....is this better?

Mah kittenz...

This is Midnight...


This is Snuggs...




Better pic of teh Midnightz...

My kitty is intimidated by the size of those things....

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

My kitty is intimidated by the size of those things....

Ok... We seriously need to talk... Everything you say sounds... Well... Downright obscenely perverse in my ears... I'm not saying I don't like it... I just don't think my girlfriend would approve someone else talking dirty to me... Yup she's a jealous one... In the 'I'm gonna rip your eyes out if you so much as look at him!' way...

BananaDealer wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

My kitty is intimidated by the size of those things....

Ok... We seriously need to talk... Everything you say sounds... Well... Downright obscenely perverse in my ears... I'm not saying I don't like it... I just don't think my girlfriend would approve someone else talking dirty to me... Yup she's a jealous one... In the 'I'm gonna rip your eyes out if you so much as look at him!' way...

You could always tell her she's welcome to join....


I was not really sure how to respond to this to be honest, because I am not sure if it was a serious statement or not. But I took it as a real statement, and it stuck with me most of tonight. And I really don't know if I should say what I feel or what...But I am going to do something I don't think most of you are used to in here. I am going to be super honest. (gasp, no not reality) This statement really pissed me off. Spanky asked me to join a few weeks ago, because he wanted me to "meet" a lot of you. He told me how awesome some of you were when he was going through some truly major shit in his real life. How you were better friends to him then some of his actual friends, and also how much fun it is around here etc. So with a lot of trepidation I did join. And I was met with some major suspicion. Which he explained and told me don't worry that you will all realize that I'm not him blah blah blah. For the record, I feel totally out of place here, this is new to me and I am not sure how to react to a lot of stuff, not sure what is a serious statement or when you guys are just kidding etc. but I try. And for the most part, most of you (granted not all) couldn't care less about most of the shit that I post. I am a non-entity, which for the record really bites. But make a suggestive comment here, and suddenly you boys have something to say. So, I get cast in a role, which is fine because you all seem to be playing roles here. I play along, and hell its fun to see a reaction for a change, I am used to men expecting me to play this role in real life anyway. But then none of you have any right to be judgemental about me. Considering when I do try to get involved I feeel very much that I am mainly met with patronization or suspiscon, and maybe that's because you still don't know if I am real or not. You want to know if I am really Spanky or not, fucking ask me something, you all know how he would react, ask me something real, hell ask me something about anything. I'm not shy, seriously. It's a shame that none of you took the time in the first place.

And if you have a girlfriend in real life that would truly get jealous over some offhanded silly innuendo (and hell, lame innuendo at that, since I am behaving myself in actuality), by some stranger that you will never ever met, let me rest her mind. I have ZERO interest in anyone else than what I have in real life.

Any questions?

Mah Pusskins <3

Yes, I made his face into a emoticon for some reason. Probably was bored.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

My kitty is intimidated by the size of those things....

Ok... We seriously need to talk... Everything you say sounds... Well... Downright obscenely perverse in my ears... I'm not saying I don't like it... I just don't think my girlfriend would approve someone else talking dirty to me... Yup she's a jealous one... In the 'I'm gonna rip your eyes out if you so much as look at him!' way...

You could always tell her she's welcome to join....


I was not really sure how to respond to this to be honest, because I am not sure if it was a serious statement or not. But I took it as a real statement, and it stuck with me most of tonight. And I really don't know if I should say what I feel or what...But I am going to do something I don't think most of you are used to in here. I am going to be super honest. (gasp, no not reality) This statement really pissed me off. Spanky asked me to join a few weeks ago, because he wanted me to "meet" a lot of you. He told me how awesome some of you were when he was going through some truly major shit in his real life. How you were better friends to him then some of his actual friends, and also how much fun it is around here etc. So with a lot of trepidation I did join. And I was met with some major suspicion. Which he explained and told me don't worry that you will all realize that I'm not him blah blah blah. For the record, I feel totally out of place here, this is new to me and I am not sure how to react to a lot of stuff, not sure what is a serious statement or when you guys are just kidding etc. but I try. And for the most part, most of you (granted not all) couldn't care less about most of the shit that I post. I am a non-entity, which for the record really bites. But make a suggestive comment here, and suddenly you boys have something to say. So, I get cast in a role, which is fine because you all seem to be playing roles here. I play along, and hell its fun to see a reaction for a change, I am used to men expecting me to play this role in real life anyway. But then none of you have any right to be judgemental about me. Considering when I do try to get involved I feeel very much that I am mainly met with patronization or suspiscon, and maybe that's because you still don't know if I am real or not. You want to know if I am really Spanky or not, fucking ask me something, you all know how he would react, ask me something real, hell ask me something about anything. I'm not shy, seriously. It's a shame that none of you took the time in the first place.

And if you have a girlfriend in real life that would truly get jealous over some offhanded silly innuendo (and hell, lame innuendo at that, since I am behaving myself in actuality), by some stranger that you will never ever met, let me rest her mind. I have ZERO interest in anyone else than what I have in real life.

Any questions?

Poor bloke wasn't even wearing a flame suit...

Now as for what you were saying...

@Morrigan:

This wasn't a serious statement. And I'm really sorry it offended you. As you may know, I'm known to often speak/type whatever comes to mind first... That's why I rarely am truly funny with my jokes. And I'm really truly sorry if this was taken in the wrong way. As Jet said for me in chat (and I do quote) 'Ban jokes about everybody... But he never means to offend.'

About your 'role' here. I don't really see why you feel forced to play a role here... Sure, we all have certain parts in this conundrum christened 'The OTA' but we play them when we wish (usually for trollz). And nobody here (I believe) has been forced by anyone else to play a certain role. Neither should you. If you don't like being patronized into playing it- just don't play it. Choose another and personally- I wouldn't mind.

Now, about you joining here. I'm not at all suspicious and I don't believe you're actually Spanky in a tutu trying to bolster his self esteem. I doubt he's the kind of guy that really care what a forum full of (mostly) adolescent kids (and some a bit older, yet adolescent nonetheless) think of him. I'm not and neither should he. I think it's sweet (in the candy sort of way, not the groovy, 'That's my real hair' one) he invited you to join and I appreciate you company. I'd do the same with my girl, but she's not the kind to lurk around a forum full of adolescent kids and would sooner bite my head off (any number of them). I've never actually been judgmental to anyone, especially on this forum. Not with the aim of being judgmental, I mean...

I think this covers it all.... Again- I'm sorry if my posts offend or piss anyone off...


@Scottie: I'm flame retarded... Wait... That's not right...

BananaDealer wrote:

@Morrigan:

This wasn't a serious statement. And I'm really sorry it offended you. As you may know, I'm known to often speak/type whatever comes to mind first... That's why I rarely am truly funny with my jokes. And I'm really truly sorry if this was taken in the wrong way. As Jet said for me in chat (and I do quote) 'Ban jokes about everybody... But he never means to offend.'

About your 'role' here. I don't really see why you feel forced to play a role here... Sure, we all have certain parts in this conundrum christened 'The OTA' but we play them when we wish (usually for trollz). And nobody here (I believe) has been forced by anyone else to play a certain role. Neither should you. If you don't like being patronized into playing it- just don't play it. Choose another and personally- I wouldn't mind.

Now, about you joining here. I'm not at all suspicious and I don't believe you're actually Spanky in a tutu trying to bolster his self esteem. I doubt he's the kind of guy that really care what a forum full of (mostly) adolescent kids (and some a bit older, yet adolescent nonetheless) think of him. I'm not and neither should he. I think it's sweet (in the candy sort of way, not the groovy, 'That's my real hair' one) he invited you to join and I appreciate you company. I'd do the same with my girl, but she's not the kind to lurk around a forum full of adolescent kids and would sooner bite my head off (any number of them). I've never actually been judgmental to anyone, especially on this forum. Not with the aim of being judgmental, I mean...

I think this covers it all.... Again- I'm sorry if my posts offend or piss anyone off...


@Scottie: I'm flame retarded... Wait... That's not right...

I'm sorry for over-reacting as it wasn't a serious statement, it just hit a nerve.

so the end. change of subject...

What the hell are all of you feeding those cats to get them to be so big?

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

What the hell are all of you feeding those cats to get them to be so big?

A fat kitty is a happy kitty! *Pours a bag of Whiskers in a cat's mouth.*

Most cat foods are fine actually... The cheaper brands have a bit more fats in them, but it's OK... It's actually us spoiling them with stuff they're not supposed to eat and generally overfeeding them... A cat, like most animals, doesn't have the 'I'm full, maybe later' response of humans so when it sees a full bowl it feels obliged to empty it. We, on the other hand- when we see an empty bowl we think 'Oh my God, I'm starving him/her!' so we put more food in the bowl... And the circle loops... What most cat owners forget is that a cats' first and foremost priority is to watch for its wellbeing. If it's hungry- you'll be duly notified...

Some cats also don't get enough exercise. Every feline, from a leopard to your back-alley tomcat needs to run on a daily basis... While 'walking your cat' may seem stupid, do ensure it has enough room to fool around... Cats are generally not to be considered for small apartments...

Awww.....that was so cute you two!

Spanky wrote:

Awww.....that was so cute you two!

I smell a photoshoped cat... the surgery was extensive!

Scott wrote:

Spanky wrote:

Awww.....that was so cute you two!

I smell a photoshoped cat... the surgery was extensive!

Is that what that smell is?

My pussy?

My cat so sexy.

I was reading this thread on my phone earlier.

It takes on a TOTALLY different meaning when you can see the pics.

Spanky wrote:

I was reading this thread on my phone earlier.

It takes on a TOTALLY different meaning when you can see the pics.

What are you talking about... I have yet to see and innuendo.