A thread about Wilbourn!

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: A thread about Wilbourn! Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:38 pm

So kinda a bored with life at the moment while I wait to move and get on with it (but people holding me up). Anyway I have held off any attempts too look for a girl friend. Why? because I would hit my self in the face for going out with someone only to know that I'll leave them in less than a month.

So I was thinking about some old GF's + girls I am friends with and noticed none are gamers. In fact one goes out of her way to tease her old brother about it. Yet I see on the internet so many girls being all like "look at me I play halo and have boobies" (quoted word for word). So what I want to know where are they in real life?

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: So kinda a bored with life at the moment while I wait to move and get on with it (but people holding me up). Anyway I have held off any attempts too look for a girl friend. Why? because I would hit my self in the face for going out with someone only to know that I'll leave them in less than a month.

So I was thinking about some old GF's + girls I am friends with and noticed none are gamers. In fact one goes out of her way to tease her old brother about it. Yet I see on the internet so many girls being all like "look at me I play halo and have boobies" (quoted word for word). So what I want to know where are they in real life?

In NY...Mate. OMG!

Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:42 pm

Spanky wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: So kinda a bored with life at the moment while I wait to move and get on with it (but people holding me up). Anyway I have held off any attempts too look for a girl friend. Why? because I would hit my self in the face for going out with someone only to know that I'll leave them in less than a month.

So I was thinking about some old GF's + girls I am friends with and noticed none are gamers. In fact one goes out of her way to tease her old brother about it. Yet I see on the internet so many girls being all like "look at me I play halo and have boobies" (quoted word for word). So what I want to know where are they in real life?

In NY...Mate. OMG!

Well I don't have a plane too fly there in. Maybe I can do one of those romance type shows.

"Crocodile hunter wants a wife"

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Spanky wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: So kinda a bored with life at the moment while I wait to move and get on with it (but people holding me up). Anyway I have held off any attempts too look for a girl friend. Why? because I would hit my self in the face for going out with someone only to know that I'll leave them in less than a month.

So I was thinking about some old GF's + girls I am friends with and noticed none are gamers. In fact one goes out of her way to tease her old brother about it. Yet I see on the internet so many girls being all like "look at me I play halo and have boobies" (quoted word for word). So what I want to know where are they in real life?

In NY...Mate. OMG!

Well I don't have a plane too fly there in. Maybe I can do one of those romance type shows.

"Crocodile hunter wants a wife"

If you played your cards right, I'm sure they would fly to you. uh huh

Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:52 pm

Spanky wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Spanky wrote:: In NY...Mate.

Well I don't have a plane too fly there in. Maybe I can do one of those romance type shows.

"Crocodile hunter wants a wife"

If you played your cards right, I'm sure they would fly to you. uh huh

I don't think doing a mass send out of pictures of penis will help. (no idea how playing your cards right makes me think this)

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Spanky wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: Well I don't have a plane too fly there in. Maybe I can do one of those romance type shows.

"Crocodile hunter wants a wife"

If you played your cards right, I'm sure they would fly to you. uh huh

I don't think doing a mass send out of pictures of penis will help. (no idea how playing your cards right makes me think this)

Would this be considered "junk mail"? OMG!

Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:55 pm

Spanky wrote:: Would this be considered "junk mail"?

Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:56 pm

Spanky wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Spanky wrote:: If you played your cards right, I'm sure they would fly to you.

I don't think doing a mass send out of pictures of penis will help. (no idea how playing your cards right makes me think this)

Would this be considered "junk mail"? OMG!

ISWYDT

I don't know, but I'm sure they will find the image very penetrating.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Spanky wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: I don't think doing a mass send out of pictures of penis will help. (no idea how playing your cards right makes me think this)

Would this be considered "junk mail"? OMG!

ISWYDT

I don't know, but I'm sure they will find the image very penetrating.

It depends on the pic.....

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Spanky wrote:: Would this be considered "junk mail"?

ISWYDT

I don't know, but I'm sure they will find the image very penetrating.

It depends on the pic.....

Uh oh....here we go! no...just no

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Spanky wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: ISWYDT

I don't know, but I'm sure they will find the image very penetrating.

It depends on the pic.....

Uh oh....here we go! no...just no

Hey I didn't say anything bad there!
no...just no

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Spanky wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: It depends on the pic.....

Uh oh....here we go! no...just no

Hey I didn't say anything bad there!
no...just no

It's not that.

I think GSG is out in the barn with a camera and a croc right now looking for an honest opinion from you! Auh

Edit:

Edit: Edit:
A thread about Wilbourn! 106fvgh

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Spanky wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Spanky wrote:: Uh oh....here we go!

Hey I didn't say anything bad there!
no...just no

It's not that.

I think GSG is out in the barn with a camera and a croc right now looking for an honest opinion from you! Auh

Edit:

Edit: Edit:
A thread about Wilbourn! 106fvgh

All I saw in my head there was the commercial when the woman gets hit in the face with the freaking corndog, aka the dirtiest commercial ever.

And then I realized you have been a REALLY bad (or good depending on your perspective) influence on me.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Spanky wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Hey I didn't say anything bad there!

It's not that.

I think GSG is out in the barn with a camera and a croc right now looking for an honest opinion from you! Auh

Edit:

Edit: Edit:
A thread about Wilbourn! 106fvgh

All I saw in my head there was the commercial when the woman gets hit in the face with the freaking corndog, aka the dirtiest commercial ever.

And then I realized you have been a REALLY bad (or good depending on your perspective) influence on me.

Random Sammy J. post.
A thread about Wilbourn! Pulpfictionwmvyd7

Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Sat Oct 01, 2011 6:12 pm

Spanky wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: So kinda a bored with life at the moment while I wait to move and get on with it (but people holding me up). Anyway I have held off any attempts too look for a girl friend. Why? because I would hit my self in the face for going out with someone only to know that I'll leave them in less than a month.

So I was thinking about some old GF's + girls I am friends with and noticed none are gamers. In fact one goes out of her way to tease her old brother about it. Yet I see on the internet so many girls being all like "look at me I play halo and have boobies" (quoted word for word). So what I want to know where are they in real life?

In NY...Mate. OMG!

CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OF,
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN'T DO,
THESE LIGHTS WILL INSPIRE YOU

Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Sat Oct 01, 2011 7:26 pm

PimpIngram wrote:

Spanky wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: So kinda a bored with life at the moment while I wait to move and get on with it (but people holding me up). Anyway I have held off any attempts too look for a girl friend. Why? because I would hit my self in the face for going out with someone only to know that I'll leave them in less than a month.

So I was thinking about some old GF's + girls I am friends with and noticed none are gamers. In fact one goes out of her way to tease her old brother about it. Yet I see on the internet so many girls being all like "look at me I play halo and have boobies" (quoted word for word). So what I want to know where are they in real life?

In NY...Mate. OMG!

CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OF,
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN'T DO,
THESE LIGHTS WILL INSPIRE YOU

Home of the Yankees... and soon to be their grave once I complete my diabolical scheme. you

Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:06 pm

The source of all my anguish.

Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:44 am

Ulyaoth wrote:: The source of all my anguish.

In my professional opinion: your source of all anguish comes from self-doubt, anxiety which has built up over a prolonged period of unexposure to particular enviroments, stress induced by your relatives and lack of outside social interaction, thus having to resort to the internet as a substitute.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

I dare say that this forum (excluding several individuals) has very limited knowledge of women...

Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:20 am

BananaDealer wrote:: I dare say that this forum (excluding several individuals) has very limited knowledge of women...

I'm required to state (by marriage) that I only have knowledge of one woman... Auh

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Scott wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:: I dare say that this forum (excluding several individuals) has very limited knowledge of women...

I'm required to state (by marriage) that I only have knowledge of one woman... Auh

To be honest...that's all you really need.

Knowledge of many women isn't actually knowledge. It's generalizing. To understand and know ONE woman is knowledge and understanding.

Now, with that said...please excuse me while I tend to these bites and scratches.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Spanky wrote:

Scott wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:: I dare say that this forum (excluding several individuals) has very limited knowledge of women...

I'm required to state (by marriage) that I only have knowledge of one woman... Auh

To be honest...that's all you really need.

Knowledge of many women isn't actually knowledge. It's generalizing. To understand and know ONE woman is knowledge and understanding.

Now, with that said...please excuse me while I tend to these bites and scratches.

Says the man who has left me all bruised....

I do agree with the begining of that paragraph. Yes there are certain things that all women share in commen, much like there are certain traits all men share...BUT knowing that doesn't bring true understanding or knowledge, it's getting to know specific people that does it.

Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:39 am

Spanky wrote:

Scott wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:: I dare say that this forum (excluding several individuals) has very limited knowledge of women...

I'm required to state (by marriage) that I only have knowledge of one woman... Auh

To be honest...that's all you really need.

What if I'm greedy? $I\'m CRAZY!$

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:

Spanky wrote:

Scott wrote:: I'm required to state (by marriage) that I only have knowledge of one woman...

To be honest...that's all you really need.

What if I'm greedy? $I\'m CRAZY!$

Doesn't that not jive with the whole marriage thing?

huh?

Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:48 am

I understand that women have the right to service me.

But no in reality it's more understanding the individual person. To be honest most gf's I've had are because they asked me or I was nagged into asking them. I'm constantly told off for being stuck in my own little world.

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