I'm gonna make me a money tree

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: Re: I'm gonna make me a money tree Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:13 am

No thanks... I don't have fond memories of the last Gold vid. no...just no

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Scott wrote:: No thanks... I don't have fond memories of the last Gold vid.

You're not the first person to tell me that. I'm thinking of getting a reduction.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Spanky wrote:

Scott wrote:: No thanks... I don't have fond memories of the last Gold vid.

You're not the first person to tell me that. I'm thinking of getting a reduction.

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Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Spanky wrote:

Scott wrote:: No thanks... I don't have fond memories of the last Gold vid.

You're not the first person to tell me that. I'm thinking of getting a reduction.

I knew that would get your attention. Oh man

Subject: Re: I'm gonna make me a money tree Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:21 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Spanky wrote:

Scott wrote:: No thanks... I don't have fond memories of the last Gold vid.

You're not the first person to tell me that. I'm thinking of getting a reduction.

lmao... This made my day... thanks you two. Oh man

Subject: Re: I'm gonna make me a money tree Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:46 am

However, know that it ruined MY day.

I hope you can live with the guilt.

Next time somebody has their finger up somebody's asshole, you remember that Uly is somewhere crying about it!

And masturbating.

But mostly crying.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:: However, know that it ruined MY day.

I hope you can live with the guilt.

Next time somebody has their finger up somebody's asshole, you remember that Uly is somewhere crying about it!

And masturbating.

But mostly crying.

The crying while maturbating comes as no suprise.

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Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: However, know that it ruined MY day.

I hope you can live with the guilt.

Next time somebody has their finger up somebody's asshole, you remember that Uly is somewhere crying about it!

And masturbating.

But mostly crying.

The crying while maturbating comes as no suprise.

Mainly because tears are great for lubrication.

Subject: Re: I'm gonna make me a money tree Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:24 am

This conversation is heading in the right direction now. Let's discuss masturbation techniques. Seeing as how it's what I'll be doing the rest of my life, I'd like to learn something new about it.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:: This conversation is heading in the right direction now. Let's discuss masturbation techniques. Seeing as how it's what I'll be doing the rest of my life, I'd like to learn something new about it.

Hmmm I can't help you there....but I will gladly recommend videos to watch

OMG!

Subject: Re: I'm gonna make me a money tree Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:42 am

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Hmmm I can't help you there....but I will gladly recommend videos to watch

If you know any good hentai sites, I'd appreciate it. I'm always looking for more hentai!

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Hmmm I can't help you there....but I will gladly recommend videos to watch

If you know any good hentai sites, I'd appreciate it. I'm always looking for more hentai!

I usually just browse through redtube or youporn to be honest. I am too lazy to really look into anything beyond that.

Subject: Re: I'm gonna make me a money tree Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:54 am

Anyone else notice the video where the daughter sneaks in to sleep with her dad is one of the most watched vids on redtube?

And you all thought I was so abnormal.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:: Anyone else notice the video where the daughter sneaks in to sleep with her dad is one of the most watched vids on redtube?

And you all thought I was so abnormal.

I like to consider myself an open minded kind of chick. But ewwww gross.

Subject: Re: I'm gonna make me a money tree Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:58 am

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: I like to consider myself an open minded kind of chick. But ewwww gross.

Aaaagh, you people.

You're all incestophobes. That's right... that's what they're gonna call it. When the dust settles on the whole homosexuality thing, incest is gonna be the hot new thing.

Subject: Re: I'm gonna make me a money tree Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:06 am

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: I like to consider myself an open minded kind of chick. But ewwww gross.

Aaaagh, you people.

You're all incestophobes. That's right... that's what they're gonna call it. When the dust settles on the whole homosexuality thing, incest is gonna be the hot new thing.

And I will proudly remain an incestophobe until the day Colla's kind rule the earth.

Subject: Re: I'm gonna make me a money tree Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:07 am

Scott wrote:: And I will proudly remain an incestophobe until the day Colla's kind rule the earth.

Then how are you any better than the "homophobes"?

Subject: Re: I'm gonna make me a money tree Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:08 am

Ulyaoth wrote:

Scott wrote:: And I will proudly remain an incestophobe until the day Colla's kind rule the earth.

Then how are you any better than the "homophobes"?

Because homosexuals aren't ruining out bloodlines... you do realize that many that are born from the same bloodline have deformities or other diseases?

Subject: Re: I'm gonna make me a money tree Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:11 am

Scott wrote:: Because homosexuals aren't ruining out bloodlines... you do realize that many that are born from the same bloodline have deformities or other diseases?

Yes, but who said they had to have children? That should still be illegal. But everything else...

Subject: Re: I'm gonna make me a money tree Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:15 am

Ulyaoth wrote:

Scott wrote:: Because homosexuals aren't ruining out bloodlines... you do realize that many that are born from the same bloodline have deformities or other diseases?

Yes, but who said they had to have children? That should still be illegal. But everything else...

*sigh*

Fine Uly... I'll make an exception for you and your mother.

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Scott wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

Scott wrote:: Because homosexuals aren't ruining out bloodlines... you do realize that many that are born from the same bloodline have deformities or other diseases?

Yes, but who said they had to have children? That should still be illegal. But everything else...

*sigh*

Fine Uly... I'll make an exception for you and your mother.

BURN!!!

Wait...does she have tenticles too? uh huh

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