Everything you ever wanted to know....

Gaming Misfit wrote:

I have a question.

Why do they want to crush me? lol

Why do you call your self the Gaming Misfit? Is because you like to game misfit games?
Like Sonic...

Gaming Misfit wrote:

I have a question.

Why do they want to crush me? lol

Who that?

BananaDealer wrote:

Go for it!

If I do, you know I'm going to mention your username and this website in the suicide note...

Ulyaoth wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:

Go for it!

If I do, you know I'm going to mention your username and this website in the suicide note...

*Italian accent* E-iii, why you gotta be like ziz? Huh?

BananaDealer wrote:

*Italian accent* E-iii, why you gotta be like ziz? Huh?

I'm kidding, though... I don't think I'd leave a note. I have a plan of sorts, but it doesn't involve a suicide note.

What do women keep in their purse that they'd never want you to know about...

Ulyaoth wrote:

What do women keep in their purse that they'd never want you to know about...

Tampons... I know it's a very 'stereotypical' thing to say, but it's true... At least for my case... Even if she's not having her period, there's always three tampons in one of them little cartridge thingamajigs...

And wtf? You have a suicide plan? Dude... Whatever happens in your life... It's definitely not worth it... I know I've been hard on you, but that's just for trolls... You should never take it seriously... Sure, life gives you shit in stead of rose petals... That's how it is sometimes... The right thing to do is to get up, have a shower (no, seriously, you stick on life's shit...) and keep on going...

Ulyaoth wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:

*Italian accent* E-iii, why you gotta be like ziz? Huh?

I'm kidding, though... I don't think I'd leave a note. I have a plan of sorts, but it doesn't involve a suicide note.

My note would be

"Too Hardcore for this word"

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

My note would be

"Too Hardcore for this word"

That's funny... I should write "AD SET 4 LIFE". I'm sure my co-workers would get a kick out of that.

How many women would you say actually think about or are willing to try anal...

I'm not the only one interested in this question... The OT must know.

You're not winning the bet Uly... either way.

Scott wrote:

You're not winning the bet Uly... either way.

We got 10 years, Scott... 2021. That's a long way away.

The big question.

Does teh size matter?

The size of his Xbox 360 hard drive space that is...

I don't think these things apply to all women.

Causa wrote:

I don't think these things apply to all women.

No you're a special case...

Scott wrote:

Causa wrote:

I don't think these things apply to all women.

No you're a special case...

Causa wrote:

Scott wrote:

Causa wrote:

I don't think these things apply to all women.

No you're a special case...

Hai thar sexeh...

Scott wrote:

Hai thar sexeh...

Gross, go 'way.

BananaDealer wrote:

And wtf? You have a suicide plan? Dude... Whatever happens in your life... It's definitely not worth it... I know I've been hard on you, but that's just for trolls... You should never take it seriously... Sure, life gives you shit in stead of rose petals... That's how it is sometimes... The right thing to do is to get up, have a shower (no, seriously, you stick on life's shit...) and keep on going...

I walked down to the nearby bridge and almost jumped off, but the friend I had told about it called me and stopped me...

Jetbounty wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:

And wtf? You have a suicide plan? Dude... Whatever happens in your life... It's definitely not worth it... I know I've been hard on you, but that's just for trolls... You should never take it seriously... Sure, life gives you shit in stead of rose petals... That's how it is sometimes... The right thing to do is to get up, have a shower (no, seriously, you stick on life's shit...) and keep on going...

I walked down to the nearby bridge and almost jumped off, but the friend I had told about it called me and stopped me...

You.... attempted suicide? Over what?

Ok... I am going to answer some of the quesitons I saw that were posted in my absence.

Women don't like their purses to be gone through because we keep embarassing shit in there such as tampons, and midol. Some women might have other stuff in there they embarassed about like condoms, birth control pills their diaphram, anti-bloat stuff etc. And we don't want you men to see that because hello some things should be kept private or it "ruins the mystery"

Ok, the size thing. Size doesn't matter. IF you know what you are doing. That means pay freaking attention to your woman. Yes, the clit is in the same spot on every woman, and don't tell me how hard it is to find or some bs because just how elusive is FRONT AND CENTER. The G-spot is a totally different story, because every woman is unique, BUT basically, if aim towards the belly button (no seriously) when doing stuff. The speed varies from woman to woman. Some women like it rougher, some like it gentle so you have to pay attention... So if you have a small penis, the g-spot may be hard to get too, that's why god invented your fingers. And your mouth, sure it won't reach the g-spot, BUT do not underestimate the power of your mouth.

Now that that lesson is over, I will say some more about size. SOME women, do care about size. My best friend only goes with men that are above a certain limit, and prior to marriage had been known to walk out of men's houses. But she's kind of a bitch. Not all women are like this.

And the biggest secret of all...size doesn't matter, girth however, is a blessing... and Imma leave it at that.

Now Uly. Women think about anal. Whether it be negative or positive thoughts depends on the woman. BUT we all think about it on some level. Now the willing to try it out, varies. It needs to be discussed, and frankly done with sensitivity, and patience. Especially if you are on the bigger side. Eventually you will get there. As far as how many women are willing to try it, I'd say a decent percentage, from the discussions I have had with my friends, most of them do it. It seems pretty common these days.

Did I get all of the questions?


OH, and I saw all the suicide talking as well. Listen, dude. Surely there are people in your life that you love, your parents, your friends, someone. THINK ABOUT THEM. Suicide is a SELFISH act. I know this firsthand, I have had not one, but two friends committ suicide, and one of them in the worst way imaginable. And it destroyed his family, and his friends have never gotten over it. Life sucks. I know this. But there is goodness too. You just have to look at it in a different light. If you didn't go through whatever struggles you have or are going through, you wouldn't be you. And there are people who care about you. Even if its only a bunch of strangers on the internet. Not to mention, and I know we aren't supposed to bring up religious discussions etc, BUT I will say, whatever you believe in whether it be god or buddha or nothingness, frankly no one knows, because no one comes back to tell us. So ever hear the expression The hell you know may be better than the hell you don't. What if there really is something worse?

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Ok... I am going to answer some of the quesitons I saw that were posted in my absence.

Women don't like their purses to be gone through because we keep embarassing shit in there such as tampons, and midol. Some women might have other stuff in there they embarassed about like condoms, birth control pills their diaphram, anti-bloat stuff etc. And we don't want you men to see that because hello some things should be kept private or it "ruins the mystery"

Ok, the size thing. Size doesn't matter. IF you know what you are doing. That means pay freaking attention to your woman. Yes, the clit is in the same spot on every woman, and don't tell me how hard it is to find or some bs because just how elusive is FRONT AND CENTER. The G-spot is a totally different story, because every woman is unique, BUT basically, if aim towards the belly button (no seriously) when doing stuff. The speed varies from woman to woman. Some women like it rougher, some like it gentle so you have to pay attention... So if you have a small penis, the g-spot may be hard to get too, that's why god invented your fingers. And your mouth, sure it won't reach the g-spot, BUT do not underestimate the power of your mouth.

Now that that lesson is over, I will say some more about size. SOME women, do care about size. My best friend only goes with men that are above a certain limit, and prior to marriage had been known to walk out of men's houses. But she's kind of a bitch. Not all women are like this.

And the biggest secret of all...size doesn't matter, girth however, is a blessing... and Imma leave it at that.

Now Uly. Women think about anal. Whether it be negative or positive thoughts depends on the woman. BUT we all think about it on some level. Now the willing to try it out, varies. It needs to be discussed, and frankly done with sensitivity, and patience. Especially if you are on the bigger side. Eventually you will get there. As far as how many women are willing to try it, I'd say a decent percentage, from the discussions I have had with my friends, most of them do it. It seems pretty common these days.

Did I get all of the questions?


OH, and I saw all the suicide talking as well. Listen, dude. Surely there are people in your life that you love, your parents, your friends, someone. THINK ABOUT THEM. Suicide is a SELFISH act. I know this firsthand, I have had not one, but two friends committ suicide, and one of them in the worst way imaginable. And it destroyed his family, and his friends have never gotten over it. Life sucks. I know this. But there is goodness too. You just have to look at it in a different light. If you didn't go through whatever struggles you have or are going through, you wouldn't be you. And there are people who care about you. Even if its only a bunch of strangers on the internet. Not to mention, and I know we aren't supposed to bring up religious discussions etc, BUT I will say, whatever you believe in whether it be god or buddha or nothingness, frankly no one knows, because no one comes back to tell us. So ever hear the expression The hell you know may be better than the hell you don't. What if there really is something worse?

Thank you for encouraging him...

On that note I'd like to mention that my wife disagrees...