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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...
I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.
I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"
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Subject: Re: You fell in a well Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:12 am
Spanky wrote:
GiantSpiderGoat wrote:
To all that's being said in this thread ^
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: You fell in a well Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:26 pm
Ranger Burkman wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:
Ranger Burkman wrote:
I don't think you have the right to be annoyed, victim. If anyone is going to be annoyed by anyone, it's me being annoyed by you and everyone on this site. Because that's who I am.
Now how would you like your ass beating today?
Your uncalled for hostile behavior is annoying me again. I bid you stop before I send my Banana Minions to drool all over your pretty carpet....
I'm sorry, do you want me to stop? Perhaps you should stop being like you usually are and maybe I'll stop being hostile. Take some time to stop being a cynical fuckface and maybe you won't see any hostility.
Your comment has been duly noted. Nobody else seems to have a problem with my cynicism, which I'm not really noticing. But it's gotta be there since you of all people pointed it out...
Anyways... Seriously guys? Am I a cynical fuckface?
Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
Subject: Re: You fell in a well Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:31 pm
BananaDealer wrote:
Ranger Burkman wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:
Your uncalled for hostile behavior is annoying me again. I bid you stop before I send my Banana Minions to drool all over your pretty carpet....
I'm sorry, do you want me to stop? Perhaps you should stop being like you usually are and maybe I'll stop being hostile. Take some time to stop being a cynical fuckface and maybe you won't see any hostility.
Your comment has been duly noted. Nobody else seems to have a problem with my cynicism, which I'm not really noticing. But it's gotta be there since you of all people pointed it out...
Anyways... Seriously guys? Am I a cynical fuckface?
Yes, you are.
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: You fell in a well Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:39 pm
Ranger Burkman wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:
Ranger Burkman wrote:
I'm sorry, do you want me to stop? Perhaps you should stop being like you usually are and maybe I'll stop being hostile. Take some time to stop being a cynical fuckface and maybe you won't see any hostility.
Your comment has been duly noted. Nobody else seems to have a problem with my cynicism, which I'm not really noticing. But it's gotta be there since you of all people pointed it out...
Anyways... Seriously guys? Am I a cynical fuckface?
Yes, you are.
Somebody besides the totally unbiased person with whom I've been having this argument over and over again...
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: You fell in a well Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:41 pm
BananaDealer wrote:
Ranger Burkman wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:
Ranger Burkman wrote:
I'm sorry, do you want me to stop? Perhaps you should stop being like you usually are and maybe I'll stop being hostile. Take some time to stop being a cynical fuckface and maybe you won't see any hostility.
Your comment has been duly noted. Nobody else seems to have a problem with my cynicism, which I'm not really noticing. But it's gotta be there since you of all people pointed it out...
Anyways... Seriously guys? Am I a cynical fuckface?
Yes, you are.
Somebody besides the totally unbiased person with whom I've been having this argument over and over again...
You are one of the most cynical fuckfaces I've ever met Ban... and I lub you... <3
*whispers*
What's a cynical fuckface?
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
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Subject: Re: You fell in a well Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:41 pm
BananaDealer wrote:
Ranger Burkman wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:
Your comment has been duly noted. Nobody else seems to have a problem with my cynicism, which I'm not really noticing. But it's gotta be there since you of all people pointed it out...
Anyways... Seriously guys? Am I a cynical fuckface?
Yes, you are.
Somebody besides the totally unbiased person with whom I've been having this argument over and over again...
We're done. Enough is enough.
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: You fell in a well Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:54 pm
Scott wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:
Ranger Burkman wrote:
Yes, you are.
Somebody besides the totally unbiased person with whom I've been having this argument over and over again...
You are one of the most cynical fuckfaces I've ever met Ban... and I lub you... <3
*whispers*
What's a cynical fuckface?
I lube you too Scottie!
Wait... That's not right...
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: You fell in a well Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:01 pm
BananaDealer wrote:
Scott wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:
Ranger Burkman wrote:
Yes, you are.
Somebody besides the totally unbiased person with whom I've been having this argument over and over again...
You are one of the most cynical fuckfaces I've ever met Ban... and I lub you... <3
*whispers*
What's a cynical fuckface?
I lube you too Scottie!
Wait... That's not right...
Colla is the one with all the lube... him and his cube fetish...
GSG Aqua Panther
Posts : 1528 Join date : 2011-05-24 Age : 31 Location : Australia
Subject: Re: You fell in a well Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:19 pm
Scott wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:
Scott wrote:
You are one of the most cynical fuckfaces I've ever met Ban... and I lub you... <3
*whispers*
What's a cynical fuckface?
I lube you too Scottie!
Wait... That's not right...
Colla is the one with all the lube... him and his cube fetish...
There has been so much talk of lube in my life at the moment. Not sure if that is a good or a bad thing.
Meatlocker Detective
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Subject: Re: You fell in a well Wed Nov 02, 2011 6:51 pm
It's okay REM wrote a song about me.
Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
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Subject: Re: You fell in a well Thu Nov 03, 2011 12:55 am
BananaDealer wrote:
Somebody besides the totally unbiased person with whom I've been having this argument over and over again...
*Come on uly... this is it. Time to be a man, speak up*
*But I don't want bananadealer to not like me*
*He already doesn't like us, say he's a cynical fuckface, it'll be funny*
*I can't do it!*
*BURKMAN DID IT, YOU WANT TO BE COOL LIKE BURKMAN DON'T YOU?*
*FINE, I'll do... something! Er'rybody knows uly is burkman's bestest friend ever. We can't let the burkinator down*
*Use the n word, it'll make it extra funny.*
*ok, ok, I got this*
Nigga, you cynical.
Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
Subject: Re: You fell in a well Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:59 am
I had forgotten why I came here in the first place, but I remember now.
Your mom fell in a well.
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: You fell in a well Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:42 am
Ulyaoth wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:
Somebody besides the totally unbiased person with whom I've been having this argument over and over again...
*Come on uly... this is it. Time to be a man, speak up*
*But I don't want bananadealer to not like me*
*He already doesn't like us, say he's a cynical fuckface, it'll be funny*
*I can't do it!*
*BURKMAN DID IT, YOU WANT TO BE COOL LIKE BURKMAN DON'T YOU?*
*FINE, I'll do... something! Er'rybody knows uly is burkman's bestest friend ever. We can't let the burkinator down*
*Use the n word, it'll make it extra funny.*
*ok, ok, I got this*
Nigga, you cynical.
I bet you and your split personality don't even know what a cynic is...
Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
Subject: Re: You fell in a well Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:59 am
BananaDealer wrote:
Ulyaoth wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:
Somebody besides the totally unbiased person with whom I've been having this argument over and over again...
*Come on uly... this is it. Time to be a man, speak up*
*But I don't want bananadealer to not like me*
*He already doesn't like us, say he's a cynical fuckface, it'll be funny*
*I can't do it!*
*BURKMAN DID IT, YOU WANT TO BE COOL LIKE BURKMAN DON'T YOU?*
*FINE, I'll do... something! Er'rybody knows uly is burkman's bestest friend ever. We can't let the burkinator down*
*Use the n word, it'll make it extra funny.*
*ok, ok, I got this*
Nigga, you cynical.
I bet you and your split personality don't even know what a cynic is...
Don't try and escape this. There is no where to run. You will be hunt down and skinned alive.
Ban-Anad BananaGod
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Subject: Re: You fell in a well Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:44 am
Ranger Burkman wrote:
Don't try and escape this. There is no where to run. You will be hunt down and skinned alive.
I'm not running... But you'll have to find me first!
Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
Subject: Re: You fell in a well Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:13 pm
BananaDealer wrote:
Ranger Burkman wrote:
Don't try and escape this. There is no where to run. You will be hunt down and skinned alive.
I'm not running... But you'll have to find me first!
Oh, I know where you are. I'm waiting until you least expect it.
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: You fell in a well Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:16 pm
Ser Burkman wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:
Ranger Burkman wrote:
Don't try and escape this. There is no where to run. You will be hunt down and skinned alive.
I'm not running... But you'll have to find me first!
Oh, I know where you are. I'm waiting until you least expect it.
Okay then. Where be I?
Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
Subject: Re: You fell in a well Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:21 pm
BananaDealer wrote:
Ser Burkman wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:
I'm not running... But you'll have to find me first!
Oh, I know where you are. I'm waiting until you least expect it.
Okay then. Where be I?
Do you really think I would tell you? I'm not falling for that trap.
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: You fell in a well Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:15 pm
Ser Burkman wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:
Ser Burkman wrote:
Oh, I know where you are. I'm waiting until you least expect it.
Okay then. Where be I?
Do you really think I would tell you? I'm not falling for that trap.
AHA! There you are! Would you mind changing the Minion's rushes for me? Gets smelly in their pit and they'll like the company...
Burkman Perfect Stranger
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Subject: Re: You fell in a well Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:16 pm
BananaDealer wrote:
Ser Burkman wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:
Okay then. Where be I?
Do you really think I would tell you? I'm not falling for that trap.
AHA! There you are! Would you mind changing the Minion's rushes for me? Gets smelly in their pit and they'll like the company...
*sets off nuke* *Escapes through portal*
Ban-Anad BananaGod
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Subject: Re: You fell in a well Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:50 pm
Ser Burkman wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:
Ser Burkman wrote:
Do you really think I would tell you? I'm not falling for that trap.
AHA! There you are! Would you mind changing the Minion's rushes for me? Gets smelly in their pit and they'll like the company...
*sets off nuke* *Escapes through portal*
Nukes have no effect on my Minions... If anything they make them grow... And not in the "Look, Mommy, I'm as tall as my big brother now!" way...
*Sens a crack(-addicted) squad of Ninja Monkeys through the portal seconds before it closes.*
Your move.
Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
Subject: Re: You fell in a well Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:59 pm
BananaDealer wrote:
Ser Burkman wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:
AHA! There you are! Would you mind changing the Minion's rushes for me? Gets smelly in their pit and they'll like the company...
*sets off nuke* *Escapes through portal*
Nukes have no effect on my Minions... If anything they make them grow... And not in the "Look, Mommy, I'm as tall as my big brother now!" way...
*Sens a crack(-addicted) squad of Ninja Monkeys through the portal seconds before it closes.*
Your move.
I don't think you remember what I'm capable of. Your monkeys were dead before they even exited the portal. Also, I do hope you enjoy that flesh eating virus I implanted into you. Oh, and don't try to remove it, for you can't. There is nothing you can do to survive it, and you will die within minutes. Nice try, but this battle is over. For good.
Nothing you send after me doesn't stand a chance to anything I have to dish out. I rule you. I control everything you know. And now you will die.
Ban-Anad BananaGod
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Subject: Re: You fell in a well Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:17 pm
Ser Burkman wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:
Ser Burkman wrote:
*sets off nuke* *Escapes through portal*
Nukes have no effect on my Minions... If anything they make them grow... And not in the "Look, Mommy, I'm as tall as my big brother now!" way...
*Sens a crack(-addicted) squad of Ninja Monkeys through the portal seconds before it closes.*
Your move.
I don't think you remember what I'm capable of. Your monkeys were dead before they even exited the portal. Also, I do hope you enjoy that flesh eating virus I implanted into you. Oh, and don't try to remove it, for you can't. There is nothing you can do to survive it, and you will die within minutes. Nice try, but this battle is over. For good.
Nothing you send after me doesn't stand a chance to anything I have to dish out. I rule you. I control everything you know. And now you will die.
When exactly did we come into contact? You never even found my true hideout!
And 'Nothing I send doesn't stand a chance to anything you have to dish out'? That doesn't say much of you...
And who said anything about a battle? THOSE MONKEYS WERE BRINGING YOU CAKE AND WARM MILK WITH COOKIES, YOU BIG MEANIE!!!!1!
Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
Subject: Re: You fell in a well Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:24 pm
BananaDealer wrote:
Ser Burkman wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:
Nukes have no effect on my Minions... If anything they make them grow... And not in the "Look, Mommy, I'm as tall as my big brother now!" way...
*Sens a crack(-addicted) squad of Ninja Monkeys through the portal seconds before it closes.*
Your move.
I don't think you remember what I'm capable of. Your monkeys were dead before they even exited the portal. Also, I do hope you enjoy that flesh eating virus I implanted into you. Oh, and don't try to remove it, for you can't. There is nothing you can do to survive it, and you will die within minutes. Nice try, but this battle is over. For good.
Nothing you send after me doesn't stand a chance to anything I have to dish out. I rule you. I control everything you know. And now you will die.
When exactly did we come into contact? You never even found my true hideout!
And 'Nothing I send doesn't stand a chance to anything you have to dish out'? That doesn't say much of you...
And who said anything about a battle? THOSE MONKEYS WERE BRINGING YOU CAKE AND WARM MILK WITH COOKIES, YOU BIG MEANIE!!!!1!
I HATE CAKE AND WARM MILK WITH COOKIES
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: You fell in a well Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:02 pm
Ser Burkman wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:
Ser Burkman wrote:
I don't think you remember what I'm capable of. Your monkeys were dead before they even exited the portal. Also, I do hope you enjoy that flesh eating virus I implanted into you. Oh, and don't try to remove it, for you can't. There is nothing you can do to survive it, and you will die within minutes. Nice try, but this battle is over. For good.
Nothing you send after me doesn't stand a chance to anything I have to dish out. I rule you. I control everything you know. And now you will die.
When exactly did we come into contact? You never even found my true hideout!
And 'Nothing I send doesn't stand a chance to anything you have to dish out'? That doesn't say much of you...
And who said anything about a battle? THOSE MONKEYS WERE BRINGING YOU CAKE AND WARM MILK WITH COOKIES, YOU BIG MEANIE!!!!1!
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