How To?

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:28 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Callin wrote:: I can see why you dont go to sleep afterwards.... i would never be able to sleep again......

I can not respond to this comment on the grounds that I may incriminate myself.

But not in the way you might think.

Go ahead and say it... hell I WILL SAY IT!!

Spanky is da man in Bed.

He is a smooth pimp that just loves the pussy!

Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:29 pm

Scott wrote:: My wife is the one that does a victory dance... >.>

cus she is the man in the relationship

Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:32 pm

Callin wrote:

Scott wrote:: My wife is the one that does a victory dance... >.>

cus she is the man in the relationship

No... it's because there's a need for one. OMG!

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Scott wrote:: My wife is the one that does a victory dance... >.>

I think it might depend on the woman, and well stuff. I'm not exactly capable of movement afterwards. In a good way.

Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:37 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: My wife is the one that does a victory dance... >.>

I think it might depend on the woman, and well stuff. I'm not exactly capable of movement afterwards. In a good way.

My wife has a higher sex drive than me... I'm pretty sure about that... of course... she also has more energy than me over all. Give her a single Mike N Ike and she'll have energy for the entire day I swear... >.>

Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:49 pm

bottle it and pray your child has the same energy so you can start a franchise

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Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: My wife is the one that does a victory dance... >.>

I think it might depend on the woman, and well stuff. I'm not exactly capable of movement afterwards. In a good way.

My wife has a higher sex drive than me... I'm pretty sure about that... of course... she also has more energy than me over all. Give her a single Mike N Ike and she'll have energy for the entire day I swear... >.>

Ummm. It's not lack of drive or energy that prevents me from movement. It's usually because I have not been untied yet. (I was trying to not say that, but apparently I needed to clarify what I meant. Lol.

Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:59 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: My wife is the one that does a victory dance... >.>

I think it might depend on the woman, and well stuff. I'm not exactly capable of movement afterwards. In a good way.

My wife has a higher sex drive than me... I'm pretty sure about that... of course... she also has more energy than me over all. Give her a single Mike N Ike and she'll have energy for the entire day I swear... >.>

Ummm. It's not lack of drive or energy that prevents me from movement. It's usually because I have not been untied yet. (I was trying to not say that, but apparently I needed to clarify what I meant. Lol.

He left you tied up? xD I would be murdered if I ever did that... tho... I think it would be worth the amusement.

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Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: My wife has a higher sex drive than me... I'm pretty sure about that... of course... she also has more energy than me over all. Give her a single Mike N Ike and she'll have energy for the entire day I swear... >.>

Ummm. It's not lack of drive or energy that prevents me from movement. It's usually because I have not been untied yet. (I was trying to not say that, but apparently I needed to clarify what I meant. Lol.

He left you tied up? xD I would be murdered if I ever did that... tho... I think it would be worth the amusement.

Yeah he does sometimes. I'm fine with it, unless he leaves the room (which he DID do once. I did NOT like that.- though he was very amused)

Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:03 pm

hahaha.. if i ever did that to my wife i would be killed.

Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:03 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: My wife has a higher sex drive than me... I'm pretty sure about that... of course... she also has more energy than me over all. Give her a single Mike N Ike and she'll have energy for the entire day I swear... >.>

Ummm. It's not lack of drive or energy that prevents me from movement. It's usually because I have not been untied yet. (I was trying to not say that, but apparently I needed to clarify what I meant. Lol.

He left you tied up? xD I would be murdered if I ever did that... tho... I think it would be worth the amusement.

Yeah he does sometimes. I'm fine with it, unless he leaves the room (which he DID do once. I did NOT like that.- though he was very amused)

Thank you for my next amusement prank... :D

Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:05 pm

Why does everyone here fear being murdered by their violent wives?.....

Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:07 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:: Why does everyone here fear being murdered by their violent wives?.....

Fear? I just said it was worth the amusement... there is little fear there... much more amusement. Hello Clarice

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Ulyaoth wrote:: Why does everyone here fear being murdered by their violent wives?.....

I'm told it's because we know where they sleep.

But would wives really be mad about that? I wasn't terribly amused by being left, but I wasn't mad either, just uncomfortable.... but that's kind of the idea/fun.

Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:18 pm

my wife is a very mean redhead.......

Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:31 pm

Callin wrote:: my wife is a very mean redhead.......

Girl-at-work has red hair, too... are you saying I dodged a bullet? =D

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Ulyaoth wrote:

Callin wrote:: my wife is a very mean redhead.......

Girl-at-work has red hair, too... are you saying I dodged a bullet? =D

Dear Uly. Redheaded women are awesome. Yes I am biased being one myself. But they are.

Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:48 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Dear Uly. Redheaded women are awesome. Yes I am biased being one myself. But they are.

*slips farther into depression*

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Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Dear Uly. Redheaded women are awesome. Yes I am biased being one myself. But they are.

*slips farther into depression*

Dude. Seriously there are other redheads out there other than GAW. Get over it. How is Hottie in Shoes?

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Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Dear Uly. Redheaded women are awesome. Yes I am biased being one myself. But they are.

*slips farther into depression*

Dude. Seriously there are other redheads out there other than GAW. Get over it. How is Hottie in Shoes?

Most likely barefoot and preggers from a shoe salesman. Uly should have mounted that leg sooner.

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SpankyV wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: *slips farther into depression*

Dude. Seriously there are other redheads out there other than GAW. Get over it. How is Hottie in Shoes?

Most likely barefoot and preggers from a shoe salesman. Uly should have mounted that leg sooner.

That would be really ironic since she works in the shoe department at his job.

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Mistress Morrigan wrote:

SpankyV wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Dude. Seriously there are other redheads out there other than GAW. Get over it. How is Hottie in Shoes?

Most likely barefoot and preggers from a shoe salesman. Uly should have mounted that leg sooner.

That would be really ironic since she works in the shoe department at his job.

I'm so glad you caught that one Sweety. yeah

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SpankyV wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

SpankyV wrote:: Most likely barefoot and preggers from a shoe salesman. Uly should have mounted that leg sooner.

That would be really ironic since she works in the shoe department at his job.

I'm so glad you caught that one Sweety. yeah

You mean sweetie?

Hitlah!

Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:18 pm

sweaty sweetie?

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Mistress Morrigan wrote:

SpankyV wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: That would be really ironic since she works in the shoe department at his job.

I'm so glad you caught that one Sweety. yeah

You mean sweetie?

Hitlah!

Tonight could you use the German accent....because THAT'S SOFA KING HAWT!!!! Hello Clarice