Xadrezor?

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: Re: Xadrezor? Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:05 pm

I have noooooooo clue...bored maybe? But... it made me lmao. OMG!

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:: I have noooooooo clue...bored maybe? But... it made me lmao.

I have to admit I laughed too. But I was mainly grossed out. It's almost like they would have had to practice to get it in there in the first place. I mean the getting it out of there doesn't look difficult at all, it seems to come out easy.... but imagine how the practice sessions had to go.

Subject: Re: Xadrezor? Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:12 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: I have noooooooo clue...bored maybe? But... it made me lmao.

I have to admit I laughed too. But I was mainly grossed out. It's almost like they would have had to practice to get it in there in the first place. I mean the getting it out of there doesn't look difficult at all, it seems to come out easy.... but imagine how the practice sessions had to go.

Well... SOMETHING had to have made it wide enough. Oh man

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: I have noooooooo clue...bored maybe? But... it made me lmao.

I have to admit I laughed too. But I was mainly grossed out. It's almost like they would have had to practice to get it in there in the first place. I mean the getting it out of there doesn't look difficult at all, it seems to come out easy.... but imagine how the practice sessions had to go.

Well... SOMETHING had to have made it wide enough. Oh man

*SHUDDERS* That reminds me of when Spanky and I were watching S_ x S_ _ _ _s 5 (Notice I censored myself! I think it was that movie anyway) and this woman used what I swear looked like a lamp. I actually screamed and made him turn it off it was scary. Just watching it traumatized me. (and him too I think)

Wow. That woman must have been REALLY used I mean she looked all sort of distorted didn't she?

Subject: Re: Xadrezor? Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:52 pm

WHAT... THE... FUCK?!

Why does no one ever link me videos of women shooting oranges out of her snatch? I assume that's what this is. I saw a woman "give birth" to a nokia phone once, and asian girls in a who-can-squirt-milk-out-their-ass-the-farthest competition, but never this.

WELL, FUCK YOU TOO, SCOTT!!

Subject: Re: Xadrezor? Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:01 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:: WHAT... THE... FUCK?!

Why does no one ever link me videos of women shooting oranges out of her snatch? I assume that's what this is. I saw a woman "give birth" to a nokia phone once, and asian girls in a who-can-squirt-milk-out-their-ass-the-farthest competition, but never this.

WELL, FUCK YOU TOO, SCOTT!!

What? WTF are you talking about you sick perv? uh huh

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

Scott wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: WHAT... THE... FUCK?!

Why does no one ever link me videos of women shooting oranges out of her snatch? I assume that's what this is. I saw a woman "give birth" to a nokia phone once, and asian girls in a who-can-squirt-milk-out-their-ass-the-farthest competition, but never this.

WELL, FUCK YOU TOO, SCOTT!!

What? WTF are you talking about you sick perv? uh huh

Are you guys talking about a king clancy?

Subject: Re: Xadrezor? Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:59 pm

Meatlocker wrote:

Scott wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: WHAT... THE... FUCK?!

Why does no one ever link me videos of women shooting oranges out of her snatch? I assume that's what this is. I saw a woman "give birth" to a nokia phone once, and asian girls in a who-can-squirt-milk-out-their-ass-the-farthest competition, but never this.

WELL, FUCK YOU TOO, SCOTT!!

What? WTF are you talking about you sick perv? uh huh

Are you guys talking about a king clancy?

Alright...I've kept my mouth shut for too long.

You and I are totally... never... on the same page. yeah

Subject: Re: Xadrezor? Wed Feb 01, 2012 2:41 am

Scott wrote:

Meatlocker wrote:

Scott wrote:: What? WTF are you talking about you sick perv?

Are you guys talking about a king clancy?

Alright...I've kept my mouth shut for too long.

You and I are totally... never... on the same page. yeah

A pineapple isn't much like a good piece of sirloin steak. yeah

Subject: Re: Xadrezor? Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:06 am

Daroska wrote:

Scott wrote:

Meatlocker wrote:

Scott wrote:: What? WTF are you talking about you sick perv?

Are you guys talking about a king clancy?

Alright...I've kept my mouth shut for too long.

You and I are totally... never... on the same page. yeah

A pineapple isn't much like a good piece of sirloin steak. yeah

/offended

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OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

*raises hand* Ummmm excuse me what's a King Clancy?

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

Scott wrote:

Daroska wrote:

Scott wrote:: Alright...I've kept my mouth shut for too long.

You and I are totally... never... on the same page.

A pineapple isn't much like a good piece of sirloin steak. yeah

/offended

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Aww even after a remembered it was Bowdaar's first halloween?

Subject: Re: Xadrezor? Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:51 pm

*raises hand even higher*

oooo, oooo, pick me! pick me!

WHAT IS ORANGE SHOOTER, YOU BASTARD?!

God damn it, why does the teacher never pick me? Seriously! I was the kid who sits near the back and never raises his hand. I'm sometimes forced to participate in group things which I hate, and the teacher tells me I need to participate more in class.

But when I actually do raise my hand, am I ever picked? Oh hell naw. Thanks for shattering my self-esteem ms. greenwood or redwood or whatever your name was! And ever other teacher that followed! Up until junior high... when you have more than one teacher... and they don't really care anymore...

Until some kid sees a pocket knife fall out of your jeans. OH SURE, THEN THEY CARE!

Sorry, I'm not sure where I was going with this. I thought it would be funny at first. I'm in a talkative mood, I guess. Typative mood*

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

I can P.M. you it but it is definitely worth a permaban though it was ironically(?) invented by How I met your mother so it is definitely strange.

Subject: Re: Xadrezor? Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:26 pm

Meatlocker wrote:: I can P.M. you it but it is definitely worth a permaban though it was ironically(?) invented by How I met your mother so it is definitely strange.

I wanna see it...

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

Ulyaoth wrote:

Meatlocker wrote:: I can P.M. you it but it is definitely worth a permaban though it was ironically(?) invented by How I met your mother so it is definitely strange.

I wanna see it...

Sent.

Subject: Re: Xadrezor? Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:25 pm

I thought you were making up the king clancy thing, but that's interesting to know...

But I also want to see this "the orange shooter" thing scott was talking about!

I'm a hot little potato right now!

Subject: Re: Xadrezor? Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:52 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:: I thought you were making up the king clancy thing, but that's interesting to know...

But I also want to see this "the orange shooter" thing scott was talking about!

I'm a hot little potato right now!

You do realize I've been on Steam since like 5... :|

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:: I thought you were making up the king clancy thing, but that's interesting to know...

But I also want to see this "the orange shooter" thing scott was talking about!

I'm a hot little potato right now!

I'm gonna ask this question again since I didn't get an answer from anyone.... what the heck is King Clancy?