1988th One to Post Wins: The Killing Joke! (998th person to post in second thread)

Seeing how I seem to have won the last one...

1988 was the year 'The Killing Joke' was issued... I wanted 1940, the year Batman and Joker got their own comic, but the 40s aren't all that positively remembered...

Anywho... Have at it!












I really hope threads around here can go as far...

Damn... I've been on 9gag a lot lately...
The only thing I've realized during that time is that I really, really want to get a cat... Too bad I live in a flat-share...

DJ GOT US FALLIN' IN LOVE AGAAAAAIN

omfg i just died of a stroke

Meatlocker wrote:

Why does no one like a death in the family?

Hahahahahahahaha...

TheMortonator. wrote:

The greatest Batman comic is a wonderful old one I found once were the Joker pulls a boner and all of Gotham laughs at his boner. So, he decides to force the Batman into a boner, but before the main course he gives the Gotham P.D. a few boners of their own. Then, when he has the table set he pulled off forcing the Batman's boner. The titles the next day read, "Wrong-way Batman!" and "The Batman's Greatest Boner!" Yet, Batman turns it around by thanks to having earlier hit the library with Robin and researching the greatest boners.



I'm not joking. Trust me, the online scans aren't as good as the full comic. My favorite part is the prison scene.

Bullshit!

I had a dream last night. Me and this girl were in this mansion of sorts. I think it was haunted. I forget why we were there. Anyway, there was this double staircase that we climbed up. We had something to do, but I stopped to turn around and slide down the handrail... bannister... thing.

Anyway, she started doing it too. We climbed up these stairs like 6 times in this dream and slid back down. I remember doing it each time. It was getting kinda hot. I think we were both sweaty cuz she took off her clothes. I took off my shirt in the hopes of this going you-know-where. We slid down the handrail bannister thingamabob and then she started to run from me. But she was wearing a suit of armor now. I chased her and jumped after her. I grabbed onto the plates of armor she was wearing to pull her down. While this was happening, we were both talking very casually about TERA online, that new MMO. I think the grabbing her part was like a game we were playing. I don't remember it being hostile or anything. What with talking about an MMO as we did it.

Somehow, once she was on the ground, we were both back at the top of the stairs, about to slide back down. Her underwear was black, btw... black bra and panties. Felt I'd share that with you.

Anyway, it pretty much ended there. That's all I remember. Oh, the part about being sweaty... I woke up sweaty in the middle of the night. That's probably why we were sweaty in my dream.

Ulyaoth wrote:

I had a dream last night. Me and this girl were in this mansion of sorts. I think it was haunted. I forget why we were there. Anyway, there was this double staircase that we climbed up. We had something to do, but I stopped to turn around and slide down the handrail... bannister... thing.

Anyway, she started doing it too. We climbed up these stairs like 6 times in this dream and slid back down. I remember doing it each time. It was getting kinda hot. I think we were both sweaty cuz she took off her clothes. I took off my shirt in the hopes of this going you-know-where. We slid down the handrail bannister thingamabob and then she started to run from me. But she was wearing a suit of armor now. I chased her and jumped after her. I grabbed onto the plates of armor she was wearing to pull her down. While this was happening, we were both talking very casually about TERA online, that new MMO. I think the grabbing her part was like a game we were playing. I don't remember it being hostile or anything. What with talking about an MMO as we did it.

Somehow, once she was on the ground, we were both back at the top of the stairs, about to slide back down. Her underwear was black, btw... black bra and panties. Felt I'd share that with you.

Anyway, it pretty much ended there. That's all I remember. Oh, the part about being sweaty... I woke up sweaty in the middle of the night. That's probably why we were sweaty in my dream.

I read this in the hopes the dream would get interesting....

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

I had a dream last night. Me and this girl were in this mansion of sorts. I think it was haunted. I forget why we were there. Anyway, there was this double staircase that we climbed up. We had something to do, but I stopped to turn around and slide down the handrail... bannister... thing.

Anyway, she started doing it too. We climbed up these stairs like 6 times in this dream and slid back down. I remember doing it each time. It was getting kinda hot. I think we were both sweaty cuz she took off her clothes. I took off my shirt in the hopes of this going you-know-where. We slid down the handrail bannister thingamabob and then she started to run from me. But she was wearing a suit of armor now. I chased her and jumped after her. I grabbed onto the plates of armor she was wearing to pull her down. While this was happening, we were both talking very casually about TERA online, that new MMO. I think the grabbing her part was like a game we were playing. I don't remember it being hostile or anything. What with talking about an MMO as we did it.

Somehow, once she was on the ground, we were both back at the top of the stairs, about to slide back down. Her underwear was black, btw... black bra and panties. Felt I'd share that with you.

Anyway, it pretty much ended there. That's all I remember. Oh, the part about being sweaty... I woke up sweaty in the middle of the night. That's probably why we were sweaty in my dream.

I read this in the hopes the dream would get interesting....

Whenever you see an Uly post... assume it's a monologue.

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

I had a dream last night. Me and this girl were in this mansion of sorts. I think it was haunted. I forget why we were there. Anyway, there was this double staircase that we climbed up. We had something to do, but I stopped to turn around and slide down the handrail... bannister... thing.

Anyway, she started doing it too. We climbed up these stairs like 6 times in this dream and slid back down. I remember doing it each time. It was getting kinda hot. I think we were both sweaty cuz she took off her clothes. I took off my shirt in the hopes of this going you-know-where. We slid down the handrail bannister thingamabob and then she started to run from me. But she was wearing a suit of armor now. I chased her and jumped after her. I grabbed onto the plates of armor she was wearing to pull her down. While this was happening, we were both talking very casually about TERA online, that new MMO. I think the grabbing her part was like a game we were playing. I don't remember it being hostile or anything. What with talking about an MMO as we did it.

Somehow, once she was on the ground, we were both back at the top of the stairs, about to slide back down. Her underwear was black, btw... black bra and panties. Felt I'd share that with you.

Anyway, it pretty much ended there. That's all I remember. Oh, the part about being sweaty... I woke up sweaty in the middle of the night. That's probably why we were sweaty in my dream.

I read this in the hopes the dream would get interesting....

Whenever you see an Uly post... assume it's a monologue.

I know, but sometimes they're funny.

Hey, the dream is symbolic. Just when I think a girl is letting herself be vulnerable and open with me, I realize she's really armored herself and is running away from me.

The chasing and grabbing part... I... I'm not violent... I'm not... I... I was just desperate for her not to get away, I think that's the metaphor here! I chase after them for longer than I should!

I gotta get ready for work in a couple hours... and I'm sleepy... and I don't wanna go. I'm also still a little sick. I just want to go to sleep and wake up on sunday.

How painful do you think it is to die from liver failure? If you took a bunch of acetaminophen and some sleeping pills, do you think you'd fall asleep and die peacefully from liver failure in your sleep?

Ulyaoth wrote:

How painful do you think it is to die from liver failure? If you took a bunch of acetaminophen and some sleeping pills, do you think you'd fall asleep and die peacefully from liver failure in your sleep?

I'd take a couple shots of tequila with it... just to be sure.

Ulyaoth wrote:

How painful do you think it is to die from liver failure? If you took a bunch of acetaminophen and some sleeping pills, do you think you'd fall asleep and die peacefully from liver failure in your sleep?

You're not contemplating suicide again, are you?

Look... Whatever I might have or will say... Know that I don't think yours or any other life is meaningless... Whatever reason you might have... It's not worth it... It's OK to have past the Denial stage, but giving in to Depression is not really the option you're looking for... Just accept it. What's done is done. It's in the past. You can't change but you can start fresh.

Your problem is social encounters. That's probably because you're too self-conscious. Let go. It doesn't matter what other people think of you. That's why they're called other people. You're your own peer. There's only one person you need ever answer to and that person is you. Not 'them', not 'Him-All-Mighty' (or whatever).

Since you just got a new job, this is the perfect time to make a new image of yourself. Start dressing smart (I mean good- shirt, pants, fancy shoes; try getting glasses). Like this guy:


This is me with one of my best high school friends (I'm in black). He's been with his girlfriend for near three (maybe actually more) years now. They got together around the same time as me and my ex. I consider him one of the coolest people I know.

I don't know how much you weigh or anything, but lose some weigh if you feel over. Start doing regular workouts. Even swimming if you're into it. It helped me get into shape and develop a well-formed body. No, I know I'm not some muscular son-of-a-bitch, but you don't need that. All you need is a well-formed body, not an excess of muscle fiber- a common misconception. Add the possible friend/acquaintance or two you're gonna meet at the gym/pool/whatever and we're already on the right track.

Don't be afraid to open up with a joke. Now, I'm not saying you gotta be everyone's favorite uncle (less so, knowing the 'little secrets' those kinds of uncles usually have...). Look at things a little more comically. Try to look happy most of the time and don't be afraid of other people getting in your personal space. They're gonna leave without you chasing them with the fly-swatter. They just wanna be friendly. It's a common human drive. We are herd animals. We need the approval of others to feel fulfilled.

Be a friend. Don't be afraid to get in other people's business if you can clearly see they need the help. But don't, unless you're completely certain they need it. Otherwise you might be looking at another harassment claim...

Look... All I'm trying to say is that you need to become a bit more open and a lot less loner-y... Just relax. People don't bite... Stop caring about what others think of you. It's probably not that bad anyways...

Banana looks like he is gonna punch someone for not going to a meeting!

OH SHIT!

ZombieGrimeth wrote:

Banana looks like he is gonna punch someone for not going to a meeting!

OH SHIT!

Lolwut? When have I ever done that? Well... Except those two times I've told you about... But that was different!



Shut up!