The Ithorian's Cockatiel

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: Re: The Ithorian's Cockatiel Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:56 pm

B.U.R.K.M.A.N. wrote:: YOU FUCKED UP AT YOUR OLD JOB. YOU DON'T DESERVE IT, MR. STALKER

I didn't stalk her! And it wasn't my fault the store switched to e-signs! MACHINES ARE TAKING OUR JOBS!!

They ought to legalize marijuana and then give only non-pot smokers jobs in the industry. I could load and unload boxes of weed or something!

There's jobs to be had, burkman!

Subject: Re: The Ithorian's Cockatiel Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:59 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:

B.U.R.K.M.A.N. wrote:: YOU FUCKED UP AT YOUR OLD JOB. YOU DON'T DESERVE IT, MR. STALKER

I didn't stalk her! And it wasn't my fault the store switched to e-signs! MACHINES ARE TAKING OUR JOBS!!

They ought to legalize marijuana and then give only non-pot smokers jobs in the industry. I could load and unload boxes of weed or something!

There's jobs to be had, burkman!

Become a gravekeeper or something! That's what I'm doing!

Subject: Re: The Ithorian's Cockatiel Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:00 pm

B.U.R.K.M.A.N. wrote:: Become a gravekeeper or something! That's what I'm doing!

That sounds like a good job for Uly. Dealing with dead bodies. I probably won't get so nervous, then.

Alright, so we'll be gravekeepers together and work our way through undertaker college, sounds good!

Subject: Re: The Ithorian's Cockatiel Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:01 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:

B.U.R.K.M.A.N. wrote:: Become a gravekeeper or something! That's what I'm doing!

That sounds like a good job for Uly. Dealing with dead bodies. I probably won't get so nervous, then.

Alright, so we'll be gravekeepers together and work our way through undertaker college, sounds good!

Don't forget to join an Undertaker Frat House.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Gentlemen, you are creeping me out.

There is something unsettling about the dead body thing.

Subject: Re: The Ithorian's Cockatiel Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:14 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Gentlemen, you are creeping me out.

There is something unsettling about the dead body thing.

I suppose you didn't see Spanky's last basement... >.>

Subject: Re: The Ithorian's Cockatiel Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:16 pm

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Gentlemen, you are creeping me out.

There is something unsettling about the dead body thing.

I suppose you didn't see Spanky's last basement... >.>

You should see my basement.

Subject: Re: The Ithorian's Cockatiel Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:20 pm

B.U.R.K.M.A.N. wrote:

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Gentlemen, you are creeping me out.

There is something unsettling about the dead body thing.

I suppose you didn't see Spanky's last basement... >.>

You should see my basement.

Spanky's basement was before yer time in the OT... :P

I remember the night of a 1000 dead hookers... tho I'm pretty sure Peeps was mostly to blame. >.>

Subject: Re: The Ithorian's Cockatiel Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:27 pm

I hope they don't record an embalmer undertaker dude doing his work. I wouldn't be able to keep my eyes off the unmentionables of my female cadavers.

Oh, what? What? You're thinking to yourself, "Uly's a monster" but hey... hey... fuck you. I'm just a human being being a human being. Excuuuuuuse me. I can't help but look. Maybe feel a little, but not a lot.
so lonely...

Subject: Re: The Ithorian's Cockatiel Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:50 pm

Scott wrote:

B.U.R.K.M.A.N. wrote:

Scott wrote:: I suppose you didn't see Spanky's last basement... >.>

You should see my basement.

Spanky's basement was before yer time in the OT... :P

I remember the night of a 1000 dead hookers... tho I'm pretty sure Peeps was mostly to blame. >.>

But... I've been using my basement for my victims for thousands of years...

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

B.U.R.K.M.A.N. wrote:

Scott wrote:

B.U.R.K.M.A.N. wrote:: You should see my basement.

Spanky's basement was before yer time in the OT... :P

I remember the night of a 1000 dead hookers... tho I'm pretty sure Peeps was mostly to blame. >.>

But... I've been using my basement for my victims for thousands of years...

Spanky's old basement was scary....

Subject: Re: The Ithorian's Cockatiel Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:53 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

B.U.R.K.M.A.N. wrote:

Scott wrote:: Spanky's basement was before yer time in the OT... :P

I remember the night of a 1000 dead hookers... tho I'm pretty sure Peeps was mostly to blame. >.>

But... I've been using my basement for my victims for thousands of years...

Spanky's old basement was scary....

Mine is littered with the Supernatural.

OT'er Posts : 226 Join date : 2012-01-17

Bartender, How do I make Sandvich?

Subject: Re: The Ithorian's Cockatiel Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:15 pm

B.U.R.K.M.A.N. wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

B.U.R.K.M.A.N. wrote:: But... I've been using my basement for my victims for thousands of years...

Spanky's old basement was scary....

Mine is littered with the Supernatural.

Still not as scary as the hot tub.

Also probably with less red lights and the girl that go with it, but they were hardly as hot after a day in the basement.

OT'er Posts : 226 Join date : 2012-01-17

I wonder, does Mistress Morri feel uncomfortable with Spankster´s signature?

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Spike09 wrote:: I wonder, does Mistress Morri feel uncomfortable with Spankster´s signature?

Probably.

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

DinosaurGrimeth wrote:

Spike09 wrote:: I wonder, does Mistress Morri feel uncomfortable with Spankster´s signature?

Probably.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

B.U.R.K.M.A.N. wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

B.U.R.K.M.A.N. wrote:: But... I've been using my basement for my victims for thousands of years...

Spanky's old basement was scary....

Mine is littered with the Supernatural.

So is mine.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Spike09 wrote:: I wonder, does Mistress Morri feel uncomfortable with Spankster´s signature?

No, why would I feel uncomfortable? It's mesmerizing.

OT'er Posts : 226 Join date : 2012-01-17

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Spike09 wrote:: I wonder, does Mistress Morri feel uncomfortable with Spankster´s signature?

No, why would I feel uncomfortable? It's mesmerizing.

Yeah I agree, it´s more mesmerizing than the tmnt: turtles in time game

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

Subject: Re: The Ithorian's Cockatiel Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:43 pm

TheMortonator. wrote:

B.U.R.K.M.A.N. wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Spanky's old basement was scary....

Mine is littered with the Supernatural.

Still not as scary as the hot tub.

Also probably with less red lights and the girl that go with it, but they were hardly as hot after a day in the basement.

You obviously haven't seen my basement. NONE OF YOU HAVE! MY BASEMENT IS MORE GRUESOME THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!

Subject: Re: The Ithorian's Cockatiel Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:36 pm

Meatlocker wrote:

Whoa... trippy... So high

Subject: Re: The Ithorian's Cockatiel Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:15 am

B.U.R.K.M.A.N. wrote:

TheMortonator. wrote:

B.U.R.K.M.A.N. wrote:: Mine is littered with the Supernatural.

Still not as scary as the hot tub.

Also probably with less red lights and the girl that go with it, but they were hardly as hot after a day in the basement.

You obviously haven't seen my basement. NONE OF YOU HAVE! MY BASEMENT IS MORE GRUESOME THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!

And so began the story of Basement Luther! The villain who raised up to rid the world of Spankyman.

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

TheMortonator. wrote:

B.U.R.K.M.A.N. wrote:

TheMortonator. wrote:: Still not as scary as the hot tub.

Also probably with less red lights and the girl that go with it, but they were hardly as hot after a day in the basement.

You obviously haven't seen my basement. NONE OF YOU HAVE! MY BASEMENT IS MORE GRUESOME THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!

And so began the story of Basement Luther! The villain who raised up to rid the world of Spankyman.

But Morrigangirl and flashMort raced to stop the anti-basement cannon!