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It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Spankmaster General wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Spankasaurus Rex wrote:: Q: Where's my sammie?!?!?

Maybe your pet cockroach ate it?

Speedy always shares...even the blankets. you

Hmmmm you seem to be implying something... Mr-I-take-over-the-entire-bed-including-all-the-pillows-and-blankets-the-minute- you-get-up-even-for-a-second.... but I can't think as to what you are implying....

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Spankmaster General wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Maybe your pet cockroach ate it?

Speedy always shares...even the blankets. you

Hmmmm you seem to be implying something... Mr-I-take-over-the-entire-bed-including-all-the-pillows-and-blankets-the-minute- you-get-up-even-for-a-second.... but I can't think as to what you are implying....

...but not while you're still in it! Ask.... - Page 20 2238782717

I guess I should always assume you're coming back to bed then?

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Spankmaster General wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Maybe your pet cockroach ate it?

Speedy always shares...even the blankets. you

Hmmmm you seem to be implying something... Mr-I-take-over-the-entire-bed-including-all-the-pillows-and-blankets-the-minute- you-get-up-even-for-a-second.... but I can't think as to what you are implying....

Beds are a different matter...They don't exactly fall under 'to-share' category...

Though it's always fun to find my girlfriend sprawled on 90% of the bed as naked (and beautiful) as nature made her... It also makes it a lot easier tooo.... Eeeh... I'll leave that out... OMG!

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

BananaDealer wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Spankmaster General wrote:: Speedy always shares...even the blankets.

Hmmmm you seem to be implying something... Mr-I-take-over-the-entire-bed-including-all-the-pillows-and-blankets-the-minute- you-get-up-even-for-a-second.... but I can't think as to what you are implying....

Beds are a different matter...They don't exactly fall under 'to-share' category...

Though it's always fun to find my girlfriend sprawled on 90% of the bed as naked (and beautiful) as nature made her... It also makes it a lot easier tooo.... Eeeh... I'll leave that out... OMG!

What...what....? I don't get it. What is this.. I don

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Spankmaster General wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Spankmaster General wrote:: Speedy always shares...even the blankets.

Hmmmm you seem to be implying something... Mr-I-take-over-the-entire-bed-including-all-the-pillows-and-blankets-the-minute- you-get-up-even-for-a-second.... but I can't think as to what you are implying....

...but not while you're still in it! Ask.... - Page 20 2238782717

I guess I should always assume you're coming back to bed then?

Until 6am, yes you should assume that.
And even then I came back to bed at 6am as well this morning *ahem*
And to be fair... you take all the covers first, I am just reappropriating them.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Spankmaster General wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Hmmmm you seem to be implying something... Mr-I-take-over-the-entire-bed-including-all-the-pillows-and-blankets-the-minute- you-get-up-even-for-a-second.... but I can't think as to what you are implying....

...but not while you're still in it! Ask.... - Page 20 2238782717

I guess I should always assume you're coming back to bed then?

Until 6am, yes you should assume that.
And even then I came back to bed at 6am as well this morning *ahem*
And to be fair... you take all the covers first, I am just reappropriating them.

I'm going to take pictures of you "reappropriating" the blankets in your sleep and post them so we can get everyone's opinion. OMG!

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Spankmaster General wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Hmmmm you seem to be implying something... Mr-I-take-over-the-entire-bed-including-all-the-pillows-and-blankets-the-minute- you-get-up-even-for-a-second.... but I can't think as to what you are implying....

Beds are a different matter...They don't exactly fall under 'to-share' category...

Though it's always fun to find my girlfriend sprawled on 90% of the bed as naked (and beautiful) as nature made her... It also makes it a lot easier tooo.... Eeeh... I'll leave that out... OMG!

What...what....? I don't get it. What is this.. I don

Lets just say I like to be creative in waking her up...

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

BananaDealer wrote:

Spankmaster General wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:: Beds are a different matter...They don't exactly fall under 'to-share' category...

Though it's always fun to find my girlfriend sprawled on 90% of the bed as naked (and beautiful) as nature made her... It also makes it a lot easier tooo.... Eeeh... I'll leave that out...

What...what....? I don't get it. What is this.. I don

Lets just say I like to be creative in waking her up...

Banana don't fall for it, he is VERY familiar with this as well.

@ Spanky, 1. If you ever did that, I would be seriously furious. and 2. Pictures wouldn't show you having pulled all of the to yourself prior to me trying to grab them back.... and when I am in the process of taking SOME of them back, you always assume I am trying to take all of them.... the end. Only reason I know this is I always wake up blanketless.

All that being said, I really really really really like sharing a bed with you. The End.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

BananaDealer wrote:

Spankmaster General wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:: Beds are a different matter...They don't exactly fall under 'to-share' category...

Though it's always fun to find my girlfriend sprawled on 90% of the bed as naked (and beautiful) as nature made her... It also makes it a lot easier tooo.... Eeeh... I'll leave that out...

What...what....? I don't get it. What is this.. I don

Lets just say I like to be creative in waking her up...

Like sock puppets and whipped cream creative?

DETAILS....WE WANT DETAILS!!!

Edit:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: @ Spanky, If you ever did that, I would be seriously furious.

Spoiler:

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Spankmaster General wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:

Spankmaster General wrote:: What...what....? I don't get it.

Lets just say I like to be creative in waking her up...

Like sock puppets and whipped cream creative?

DETAILS....WE WANT DETAILS!!!

I would, but I'm afraid some of the minors here might just loose their virginities reading... OMG!

And you know I don't wanna be responsible for what happens after that...

And I'm pretty sure you know what I'm talking about... So no tricks! yeah

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

BananaDealer wrote:

Spankmaster General wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:: Lets just say I like to be creative in waking her up...

Like sock puppets and whipped cream creative?

DETAILS....WE WANT DETAILS!!!

I would, but I'm afraid some of the minors here might just loose their virginities reading... OMG!

And you know I don't wanna be responsible for what happens after that...

And I'm pretty sure you know what I'm talking about... So no tricks! yeah

I have just the thing for that...

Ask.... - Page 20 D8a2f48c

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Spankmaster General wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:

Spankmaster General wrote:: Like sock puppets and whipped cream creative?

DETAILS....WE WANT DETAILS!!!

I would, but I'm afraid some of the minors here might just loose their virginities reading... OMG!

And you know I don't wanna be responsible for what happens after that...

And I'm pretty sure you know what I'm talking about... So no tricks! yeah

I have just the thing for that...

Ask.... - Page 20 D8a2f48c

The Hoff should not be on anything labeled as "strong and durable"... though I am sure many a gay man would disagree with me.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Spankmaster General wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:: I would, but I'm afraid some of the minors here might just loose their virginities reading...

And you know I don't wanna be responsible for what happens after that...

And I'm pretty sure you know what I'm talking about... So no tricks!

I have just the thing for that...

Ask.... - Page 20 D8a2f48c

The Hoff should not be on anything labeled as "strong and durable"... though I am sure many a gay man would disagree with me.

Them and the entire country of Germany.

Subject: Re: Ask.... Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:44 pm

I once came home to find one of my ex's naked on the bed. I was too drunk too care. I laid down next too her and went too sleep. None the less I didn't here the end of it. But in my defence after 40 hours of been awake and a lot of drinking. I had been eager for my bed for quite a while.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: I once came home to find one of my ex's naked on the bed. I was too drunk too care. I laid down next too her and went too sleep. None the less I didn't here the end of it. But in my defence after 40 hours of been awake and a lot of drinking. I had been eager for my bed for quite a while.

Lol... I guess... Auh

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: I once came home to find one of my ex's naked on the bed. I was too drunk too care. I laid down next too her and went too sleep. None the less I didn't here the end of it. But in my defence after 40 hours of been awake and a lot of drinking. I had been eager for my bed for quite a while.

Dude. Umm. There is no defense. I've been up for just as long and probably been just as drunk, and I would have still taken advantage of the nakedness.

Subject: Re: Ask.... Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:14 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: I once came home to find one of my ex's naked on the bed. I was too drunk too care. I laid down next too her and went too sleep. None the less I didn't here the end of it. But in my defence after 40 hours of been awake and a lot of drinking. I had been eager for my bed for quite a while.

Dude. Umm. There is no defense. I've been up for just as long and probably been just as drunk, and I would have still taken advantage of the nakedness.

Not me... drunken sex is never that great anywho... A MAN'S GOTTA SLEEP!

OT'er Posts : 111 Join date : 2011-10-23 Location : Canada

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: I once came home to find one of my ex's naked on the bed. I was too drunk too care. I laid down next too her and went too sleep. None the less I didn't here the end of it. But in my defence after 40 hours of been awake and a lot of drinking. I had been eager for my bed for quite a while.

If I was was up for forty hours and drunk Id would Have been lucky to make it to my floor in my bedroom to sleep lol.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Dovahkiin wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: I once came home to find one of my ex's naked on the bed. I was too drunk too care. I laid down next too her and went too sleep. None the less I didn't here the end of it. But in my defence after 40 hours of been awake and a lot of drinking. I had been eager for my bed for quite a while.

Dude. Umm. There is no defense. I've been up for just as long and probably been just as drunk, and I would have still taken advantage of the nakedness.

Not me... drunken sex is never that great anywho... A MAN'S GOTTA SLEEP!

Ask.... - Page 20 Cold_feet_by_ktshy-d37v0qq

OT'er Posts : 111 Join date : 2011-10-23 Location : Canada

Is it just me or is Mistress Morrigan's avatar Pic Redic? $I\'m CRAZY!$

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

BananaDealer wrote:

Dovahkiin wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: Dude. Umm. There is no defense. I've been up for just as long and probably been just as drunk, and I would have still taken advantage of the nakedness.

Not me... drunken sex is never that great anywho... A MAN'S GOTTA SLEEP!

I can not reply to this in the manner I would like to on the grounds that I will incriminate myself.

Soo. I will agree to disagree on this...

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:

Dovahkiin wrote:: Not me... drunken sex is never that great anywho... A MAN'S GOTTA SLEEP!

I can not reply to this in the manner I would like to on the grounds that I will incriminate myself.

Soo. I will agree to disagree on this...

Whaa? B-but... That's one of my favorite parts of sleeping together with my girl... That and the little forplay-brawl that ensues... What? She deserves it! And it's not like she doesn't like it...

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

BananaDealer wrote:: Whaa? B-but... That's one of my favorite parts of sleeping together with my girl... That and the little forplay-brawl that ensues... What? She deserves it! And it's not like she doesn't like it...

Amen dude.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Vua_Rapuung wrote:: Is it just me or is Mistress Morrigan's avatar Pic Redic? $I\'m CRAZY!$

It's just you.

IRL she's even hawter!

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Spankmaster General wrote:

Vua_Rapuung wrote:: Is it just me or is Mistress Morrigan's avatar Pic Redic? $I\'m CRAZY!$

It's just you.

IRL she's even hawter!

Sorry, but I couldn't resist...