Poptarts VS. Toaster Strudels

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: Poptarts VS. Toaster Strudels Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:59 pm

Poptarts are better than toaster strudels... and I'mma tell you why.

Poptarts taste pretty much as good at room temperature as they do toasted. I bet you toast your toaster strudels every time for that warm jelly cuz it's better that way, right?

Poptarts, you can just take 'em out and eat 'em. It's quick and your fingers won't get messy. But with toaster strudels, you gotta pour that cream stuff on and THEN you gotta be careful not to touch it or your fingers will get messy!

Toaster strudels take too much time and effort. I can just pull out a poptart and eat it. That's why poptarts are the toaster pastry... thing... of choice.

Subject: Re: Poptarts VS. Toaster Strudels Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:28 pm

We're not talking preparations Uly.

Subject: Re: Poptarts VS. Toaster Strudels Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:32 pm

Well, I'm talkin' preparation. It's a part of the deal, causa. And I don't like that deal. That long preparation time deal. I don't play that... causa.

Subject: Re: Poptarts VS. Toaster Strudels Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:34 pm

Fuck you. English Muffins are the shit. Those nooks and crannies absorb the butter into it and it tastes like sex.

Subject: Re: Poptarts VS. Toaster Strudels Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:56 pm

Burkman wrote:: Fuck you. English Muffins are the shit. Those nooks and crannies absorb the butter into it and it tastes like sex.

that may be. but you can have sex with a bagel...

OT'er Posts : 226 Join date : 2012-01-17

Burkman wrote:: Fuck you. English Muffins are the shit. Those nooks and crannies absorb the butter into it and it tastes like sex.

Fuck YOU, my friend.

Brownies are way better than that shit when you mix with ice cream and chocolate syrup

Subject: Re: Poptarts VS. Toaster Strudels Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:38 pm

What no poll? Uly is lazy... also... toaster strudels win this.

Subject: Re: Poptarts VS. Toaster Strudels Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:43 pm

Subject: Re: Poptarts VS. Toaster Strudels Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:44 pm

Wilby-san wrote:

Bish plz...

Subject: Re: Poptarts VS. Toaster Strudels Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:46 pm

Good Cole wrote:

Burkman wrote:: Fuck you. English Muffins are the shit. Those nooks and crannies absorb the butter into it and it tastes like sex.

Fuck YOU, my friend.

Brownies are way better than that shit when you mix with ice cream and chocolate syrup

Biscuits/Bread =/= Brownies

Subject: Re: Poptarts VS. Toaster Strudels Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:46 pm

I didn't think to add a poll. So there... now there is one. Your vote is final, so choose wisely...

Subject: Re: Poptarts VS. Toaster Strudels Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:48 pm

Look at Uly, votin' for his own shit.

Subject: Re: Poptarts VS. Toaster Strudels Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:50 pm

Wilby-san wrote:: Look at Uly, votin' for his own shit.

What was I gonna do, not vote?!

Subject: Re: Poptarts VS. Toaster Strudels Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:57 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:

Wilby-san wrote:: Look at Uly, votin' for his own shit.

What was I gonna do, not vote?!

Depends.

Subject: Re: Poptarts VS. Toaster Strudels Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:02 pm

Wilby-san wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

Wilby-san wrote:: Look at Uly, votin' for his own shit.

What was I gonna do, not vote?!

Depends.

He says they're comfortable...

Subject: Re: Poptarts VS. Toaster Strudels Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:16 pm

NO SOBCHAK OPTION POLL IS RACIST!!!!

Subject: Re: Poptarts VS. Toaster Strudels Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:25 pm

This must be important.

Subject: Re: Poptarts VS. Toaster Strudels Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:49 pm

It's supah important.

Subject: Re: Poptarts VS. Toaster Strudels Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:40 pm

You guys are gonna be walkin' up the pearly gates eatin' your toaster strudels and see jesus snackin on a poptart and be like "oshit"

Subject: Re: Poptarts VS. Toaster Strudels Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:49 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:: You guys are gonna be walkin' up the pearly gates eatin' your toaster strudels and see jesus snackin on a poptart and be like "oshit"

I'll hand him a toaster strudel and he'll be like "OMG WHAT HAVE I BEEN MISSING!?"

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

Callin wrote:: NO SOBCHAK OPTION POLL IS RACIST!!!!

I'd forgotten about that.

Subject: Re: Poptarts VS. Toaster Strudels Thu Mar 15, 2012 1:17 pm

Meatlocker wrote:

Callin wrote:: NO SOBCHAK OPTION POLL IS RACIST!!!!

I'd forgotten about that.

yea i try to remind the older generations sometimes. i mean come on its the fucking OT lol. how can you not have Sobchak on all polls.

Subject: Re: Poptarts VS. Toaster Strudels Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:26 pm

Because sobchak is dead to us.

Subject: Re: Poptarts VS. Toaster Strudels Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:35 pm

Sobchak abandoned this place for Selkath. He's a fuckhead.

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

I dont even believe its him. If we were going to worship an old OTer that was Purged, I'd choose Torm.

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