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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...
I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.
I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:06 am
Ulyaoth wrote:
DarthShadie wrote:
she will always be there to give you more if you show her you want more.
Tell that to Callin! The way he tells it, she's damn near frigid!
not frigid. just growin out of her psycho sex stage...
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:15 pm
Callin wrote:
Ulyaoth wrote:
DarthShadie wrote:
she will always be there to give you more if you show her you want more.
Tell that to Callin! The way he tells it, she's damn near frigid!
not frigid. just growin out of her psycho sex stage...
She needs to grow into the freaky sex stage then...
Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:33 pm
Scott wrote:
Callin wrote:
Ulyaoth wrote:
DarthShadie wrote:
she will always be there to give you more if you show her you want more.
Tell that to Callin! The way he tells it, she's damn near frigid!
not frigid. just growin out of her psycho sex stage...
She needs to grow into the freaky sex stage then...
My bad.
DarthShadie OT Master
Posts : 436 Join date : 2011-04-25 Age : 41
Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:19 am
Frigid?
Hmmm, here's sometihng that could help all men...
Step 1: Flirt with your woman at random moments. Not just compliments, FLIRTING.
Step 2: Seduce her MIND before you seduce her body. DESCRIBE to her how she makes you physically feel and how you will make HER feel.
Step 3: Don't wait for her first move or for bedtime to have sex, initiate when you want it. Sometimes it's better that way.
Step 4: Try MANY different positions...as in ALL SORT OF POSITIONS...under, on top, sitting, use a chair, one on the bed the other standing on the floor, use furniture...
AND DO IT IN SEVERAL DIFFERENT ROOMS hehhehehe
I like it against the wall. We also do it in the bathroom, not the shower per se, but with my feet up on the rim and my hands on the rail. The two mirror's add an edge to it too lulz
Keep it diverse, flirt with her, tease her. Oh and talk dirty. Like REALLY TALK DIRTY. I LOVE talking dirty with my man, during sex, before sex, after sex, when we tease each other.
If you guys awnt examples or more details advice, just pm me lol This Shadie is WAY too xrated to keep it uncensored in here hehehe
Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:30 am
Innocent Uly on his first date.
Why can't I get that shit to work...
Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:39 am
Shadie is the new morrigan.
DarthShadie OT Master
Posts : 436 Join date : 2011-04-25 Age : 41
Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:30 am
DinosaurGrimeth wrote:
Shadie is the new morrigan.
Who's Morrigan???
Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:06 am
DarthShadie wrote:
DinosaurGrimeth wrote:
Shadie is the new morrigan.
Who's Morrigan???
Spanky's whore.
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:47 am
DarthShadie wrote:
DinosaurGrimeth wrote:
Shadie is the new morrigan.
Who's Morrigan???
Spanky's fiancee... also... Callin has...
>.> <.<
... kids...
Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:39 am
DarthShadie wrote:
DinosaurGrimeth wrote:
Shadie is the new morrigan.
Who's Morrigan???
Spanky's whore.
Boba Talz
Posts : 3160 Join date : 2011-04-22 Location : New Hampshire.
Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:05 pm
DarthShadie wrote:
DinosaurGrimeth wrote:
Shadie is the new morrigan.
Who's Morrigan???
Spanky's whore.
Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:10 pm
i really wish yall wouldnt say that....
Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:20 pm
Callin wrote:
i really wish yall wouldnt say that....
But why?
Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:28 pm
DinosaurGrimeth wrote:
Callin wrote:
i really wish yall wouldnt say that....
But why?
cus it really is a horrible thing to say about her... and besides i will go tell Spanky on you.
Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:51 pm
Callin wrote:
DinosaurGrimeth wrote:
Callin wrote:
i really wish yall wouldnt say that....
But why?
cus it really is a horrible thing to say about her... and besides i will go tell Spanky on you.
This is not the greatest the comment in the world.... it is just a tribute.
Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:47 pm
That was.... educational Shadie....
Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
Subject: Re: This is what women are reading? Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:51 pm
Don't do that! *slaps your hands*
Talk shit about dr. who, that'll bring her back...
They'll both come back. They love us. We're their second set of children. Adult children. With perverted mental conditions.