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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: Happy Easter! Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:44 am | |
| Man, Zombie Jesus is my bitch. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Happy Easter! Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:52 am | |
| I'm willing to become a highly religious born-again Christian if you can explain, in a factually argumented, well-presented, completely logical and reasoned manner, what part bunny rabbits had in the crucification and death of Jesus, the King of Jews. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Happy Easter! Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:15 am | |
| - The Joker wrote:
- I'm willing to become a highly religious born-again Christian if you can explain, in a factually argumented, well-presented, completely logical and reasoned manner, what part bunny rabbits had in the crucification and death of Jesus, the King of Jews.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_BunnyWhy dont you ask what a jolly fat man in red has to do with his birth? Seems like a better arguement. | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: Happy Easter! Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:35 am | |
| - The Joker wrote:
- I'm willing to become a highly religious born-again Christian if you can explain, in a factually argumented, well-presented, completely logical and reasoned manner, what part bunny rabbits had in the crucification and death of Jesus, the King of Jews.
you cant. the only fact of the matter is that when the Christians were converting Pagans certain holiday rituals were absorbed and converted as well. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Happy Easter! Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:37 am | |
| - Callin wrote:
- The Joker wrote:
- I'm willing to become a highly religious born-again Christian if you can explain, in a factually argumented, well-presented, completely logical and reasoned manner, what part bunny rabbits had in the crucification and death of Jesus, the King of Jews.
you cant. the only fact of the matter is that when the Christians were converting Pagans certain holiday rituals were absorbed and converted as well. Like Christmas isnt actually Jesus' birthday. It was chosen for that day because it was right in the middle of a week long Pagan holiday. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: Happy Easter! Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:52 pm | |
| I want to know who decided to combine a mammal rodent with eggs... >.< | |
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Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Happy Easter! Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:03 pm | |
| - The Joker wrote:
- I'm willing to become a highly religious born-again Christian if you can explain, in a factually argumented, well-presented, completely logical and reasoned manner, what part bunny rabbits had in the crucification and death of Jesus, the King of Jews.
*looks at mort* Get on it. | |
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CollaWars Arcane Warrior
Posts : 3071 Join date : 2011-01-31 Age : 27 Location : Delocated
| Subject: Re: Happy Easter! Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:08 pm | |
| It has been commercialized. | |
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Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
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CollaWars Arcane Warrior
Posts : 3071 Join date : 2011-01-31 Age : 27 Location : Delocated
| Subject: Re: Happy Easter! Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:12 pm | |
| - DinosaurGrimeth wrote:
- CollaWars wrote:
- It has been commercialized.
Don't quit your day job. | |
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Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Happy Easter! Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:14 pm | |
| - CollaWars wrote:
Don't quit your day job.
Well, fuck you too! | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: Happy Easter! Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:17 pm | |
| - CollaWars wrote:
- DinosaurGrimeth wrote:
- CollaWars wrote:
- It has been commercialized.
Don't quit your day job.
That's my line! But... well played sir... | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Happy Easter! Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:37 pm | |
| I see none of you has met my friend Sarcasm before...
As for Christmas... That's round two...
All in all: Christianity- the most hypocritical religion out there... 'Thou shalt not make holy idols! But here's someone to call the Son of God, he's not God per se, so you can make little statues and other merchandise of him...' 'Thou shalt not worship any other Lord! But you can still keep some of your pagan, heathen rituals so long as you put some wild, ambiguous link to our Lord in them...' 'Thou shall have only a single God! But it's OK- for your convenience, he's been split into three equal entities- The Son, The Father and The Holy Spirit. They're all the same being but are three instead of one...'
I can go all day with this... And as always- I don't mean to offend... You're free to believe whatever bat-shit loco stuff you want... Fuck, worship the fucking Hamburglar for all I care... | |
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: Happy Easter! Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:40 pm | |
| - The Joker wrote:
- I see none of you has met my friend Sarcasm before...
As for Christmas... That's round two...
All in all: Christianity- the most hypocritical religion out there... 'Thou shalt not make holy idols! But here's someone to call the Son of God, he's not God per se, so you can make little statues and other merchandise of him...' 'Thou shalt not worship any other Lord! But you can still keep some of your pagan, heathen rituals so long as you put some wild, ambiguous link to our Lord in them...' 'Thou shall have only a single God! But it's OK- for your convenience, he's been split into three equal entities- The Son, The Father and The Holy Spirit. They're all the same being but are three instead of one...'
I can go all day with this... And as always- I don't mean to offend... You're free to believe whatever bat-shit loco stuff you want... Fuck, worship the fucking Hamburglar for all I care... Right now, you look like you're talking to yourself. I'm pretty sure than nobody is actually reading any of that. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Happy Easter! Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:42 pm | |
| - Burkman wrote:
- The Joker wrote:
- I see none of you has met my friend Sarcasm before...
As for Christmas... That's round two...
All in all: Christianity- the most hypocritical religion out there... 'Thou shalt not make holy idols! But here's someone to call the Son of God, he's not God per se, so you can make little statues and other merchandise of him...' 'Thou shalt not worship any other Lord! But you can still keep some of your pagan, heathen rituals so long as you put some wild, ambiguous link to our Lord in them...' 'Thou shall have only a single God! But it's OK- for your convenience, he's been split into three equal entities- The Son, The Father and The Holy Spirit. They're all the same being but are three instead of one...'
I can go all day with this... And as always- I don't mean to offend... You're free to believe whatever bat-shit loco stuff you want... Fuck, worship the fucking Hamburglar for all I care... Right now, you look like you're talking to yourself. I'm pretty sure than nobody is actually reading any of that. I'm the hobo guy holding the cardboard with 'God is a Lie!' next to the tube station... There is actually a hobo guy next to the tube station near my flat holding that sign... I give him a couple quid every time I pass him... | |
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Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Happy Easter! Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:45 pm | |
| - The Joker wrote:
- Burkman wrote:
- The Joker wrote:
- I see none of you has met my friend Sarcasm before...
As for Christmas... That's round two...
All in all: Christianity- the most hypocritical religion out there... 'Thou shalt not make holy idols! But here's someone to call the Son of God, he's not God per se, so you can make little statues and other merchandise of him...' 'Thou shalt not worship any other Lord! But you can still keep some of your pagan, heathen rituals so long as you put some wild, ambiguous link to our Lord in them...' 'Thou shall have only a single God! But it's OK- for your convenience, he's been split into three equal entities- The Son, The Father and The Holy Spirit. They're all the same being but are three instead of one...'
I can go all day with this... And as always- I don't mean to offend... You're free to believe whatever bat-shit loco stuff you want... Fuck, worship the fucking Hamburglar for all I care... Right now, you look like you're talking to yourself. I'm pretty sure than nobody is actually reading any of that. I'm the hobo guy holding the cardboard with 'God is a Lie!' next to the tube station...
There is actually a hobo guy next to the tube station near my flat holding that sign... I give him a couple quid every time I pass him... Angry Angry Atheist ™ | |
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Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Happy Easter! Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:46 pm | |
| Some of the pure stupidity here is so strong I won't even begin to explain to you people.
Also, I find the opening image offensive. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: Happy Easter! Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:49 pm | |
| - The Joker wrote:
- I see none of you has met my friend Sarcasm before...
As for Christmas... That's round two...
All in all: Christianity- the most hypocritical religion out there... 'Thou shalt not make holy idols! But here's someone to call the Son of God, he's not God per se, so you can make little statues and other merchandise of him...' 'Thou shalt not worship any other Lord! But you can still keep some of your pagan, heathen rituals so long as you put some wild, ambiguous link to our Lord in them...' 'Thou shall have only a single God! But it's OK- for your convenience, he's been split into three equal entities- The Son, The Father and The Holy Spirit. They're all the same being but are three instead of one...'
I can go all day with this... And as always- I don't mean to offend... You're free to believe whatever bat-shit loco stuff you want... Fuck, worship the fucking Hamburglar for all I care... Oh Holy Hamburglar... thank you for this divine minced cow... and if you see fit to jackith it from me... thy shall impale thou striped embodiment repeatedly and cut off thy nutsack. You have been warned... Moo bless you. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Happy Easter! Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:52 pm | |
| - DinosaurGrimeth wrote:
- The Joker wrote:
- Burkman wrote:
Right now, you look like you're talking to yourself. I'm pretty sure than nobody is actually reading any of that. I'm the hobo guy holding the cardboard with 'God is a Lie!' next to the tube station...
There is actually a hobo guy next to the tube station near my flat holding that sign... I give him a couple quid every time I pass him... Angry Angry Atheist ™ I'm not angry... And I don't really consider myself an Atheist, in the general social therm... I'm an Evolutionist, a rationalist and above all a realist... | |
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Boba Talz
Posts : 3160 Join date : 2011-04-22 Location : New Hampshire.
| Subject: Re: Happy Easter! Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:53 pm | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: Happy Easter! Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:53 pm | |
| - The Joker wrote:
- DinosaurGrimeth wrote:
- The Joker wrote:
- Burkman wrote:
Right now, you look like you're talking to yourself. I'm pretty sure than nobody is actually reading any of that. I'm the hobo guy holding the cardboard with 'God is a Lie!' next to the tube station...
There is actually a hobo guy next to the tube station near my flat holding that sign... I give him a couple quid every time I pass him... Angry Angry Atheist ™ I'm not angry... And I don't really consider myself an Atheist, in the general social therm... I'm an Evolutionist, a rationalist and above all a realist... Buddy I'm both of these things and I still consider myself Christian.... but like you said... to each their own. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Happy Easter! Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:54 pm | |
| - Bobabounty wrote:
- What is a rabbit?
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Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
| Subject: Re: Happy Easter! Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:57 pm | |
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