The Adventures of Kewla & Scoot

Longeth hadeth iteth beeneth knowneth... the mighty cobra missile launcher t'was the most powerful force to man. The Biowargian's told of the coming of an even greater power... the magical cobra missile launcher. It would rain down in the coming of the DLC... capable of bestowing infinite missiles to the user. But i tit t'was a "flawed glitch."

This is the story of Scoot and Kewla... the ones who sought it's power.

Once upon a time there were to Xbxles (Kewla and Scoot) fighting the dreaded Geth malware. When all of a sudden a mighty adept swooped in and proceeded to launch volleys of missiles upon their foes. They took a snack break and watched as the adept wiped out an entire Geth platoon in a Gold match in 15 min. They approached the adept and asked him how he had happened across such a rarity. The man replied... British Magic.

:o

The Kewla and Scoot were entranced by this British Magic... and then sought the wisdom of it from the adept. He taught them the sacred commands in his British way... if only snidely.

For 5 whole minutes Scoot tasted it's glory... and was appalled when in fact the British Magic did not hold unlimited missiles. Later Kewla proceeded to break the laws of gaming physics and jive all over the map... leading the team to a semi victory after about a half an hour of spamming insults at the Geth below.

I was in your party too.

Gannicus wrote:

I was in your party too.

You left before said events occurred... Colla and I wondered where you had gone... without even so much as a good-buy or ILUVJUU note.

Burkman wrote:

I was going to go to bed right after I was done on Netflix. And I did. I hate it when you guys invite me at the worst times.

You're always watching Netflix...

Burkman wrote:

Scott wrote:

Burkman wrote:

I was going to go to bed right after I was done on Netflix. And I did. I hate it when you guys invite me at the worst times.

You're always watching Netflix...

And you always invite me at very late times when I'm about to go to bed!

Because that's when I have time to play...

Burkman wrote:

Scott wrote:

Burkman wrote:

Scott wrote:

Burkman wrote:

I was going to go to bed right after I was done on Netflix. And I did. I hate it when you guys invite me at the worst times.

You're always watching Netflix...

And you always invite me at very late times when I'm about to go to bed!

Because that's when I have time to play...

Well get time early!

No can do brochachoski...

Scott wrote:

Gannicus wrote:

I was in your party too.

You left before said events occurred... Colla and I wondered where you had gone... without even so much as a good-buy or ILUVJUU note.

Maybeh u n kewla shuld get le Future Soljur.

Gannicus wrote:

Scott wrote:

Gannicus wrote:

I was in your party too.

You left before said events occurred... Colla and I wondered where you had gone... without even so much as a good-buy or ILUVJUU note.

Maybeh u n kewla shuld get le Future Soljur.

Silly Russian... futures are for 'Murica.

Scott wrote:

Gannicus wrote:

Scott wrote:

You left before said events occurred... Colla and I wondered where you had gone... without even so much as a good-buy or ILUVJUU note.

Maybeh u n kewla shuld get le Future Soljur.

Silly Russian... futures are for 'Murica.

You can play as teh Muricanz!

Gannicus wrote:

Scott wrote:

Gannicus wrote:

Scott wrote:

You left before said events occurred... Colla and I wondered where you had gone... without even so much as a good-buy or ILUVJUU note.

Maybeh u n kewla shuld get le Future Soljur.

Silly Russian... futures are for 'Murica.

You can play as teh Muricanz!

In Soviet Russian you no play 'Murican... Muricanz play you!

Dis thread gay.

Bobabounty wrote:

Dis thread gay.

But not as gay as yer Oreos...

Scott wrote:

Bobabounty wrote:

Dis thread gay.

But not as gay as yer Oreos...

MY OREOS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. YOU LEAVE THEM OUT OF IT.

Hahaha that was funny..

I couldn't get the missle glitch to work, the only glitch the happened was that retarded floating around the map.

Scott wrote:

Bobabounty wrote:

Scott wrote:

But not as gay as yer Oreos...

MY OREOS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. YOU LEAVE THEM OUT OF IT.

You asswipe, bringing out the big guns.

CollaWars wrote:

Hahaha that was funny..

I couldn't get the missle glitch to work, the only glitch the happened was that retarded floating around the map.

We must have sat there and watched you dick around for half an hour. >.<

Bobabounty wrote:

Scott wrote:

Bobabounty wrote:

Scott wrote:

But not as gay as yer Oreos...

MY OREOS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. YOU LEAVE THEM OUT OF IT.

You asswipe, bringing out the big guns.

I ,<3 Colbert... even if he is a democrat.

In other news, my Mass Effect 3 freezes on "checking for downloadable content."

Burkman wrote:

Hey. I'm a conservative democrat. Is there a problem?

T'was not srz Burky...