Robberiez

Callin wrote:

Papa Scott wrote:

Callin wrote:

Papa Scott wrote:

It would decrease shoplifting... not armed robbery...

would for me. if i wanted to commit armed robbery i would do it while a single employee was in the store alone without customers.

If I'm going to be stupid enough to commit ARMED ROBBERY... I'm not going to give two fucks if there's 2 or one employees.

1 person is easier to control than 2.

Robber: HEY just open it up and I'll be out of here.

Employee 1: lolkai

Employee 2: >.>

Robber: The fuck you lookin at bitch!?

Employee 2: *scoots away down the counter*

Robber: STOP FUCKIN MOVIN!

Employee 2: *continues scooting*

Robber: BOY U DEAF!?

Employee 2:

Callin wrote:

Papa Scott wrote:

Callin wrote:

would for me. if i wanted to commit armed robbery i would do it while a single employee was in the store alone without customers.

If I'm going to be stupid enough to commit ARMED ROBBERY... I'm not going to give two fucks if there's 2 or one employees.

1 person is easier to control than 2.

Everything's different with a gun.

One person is less threatening than two. It is basic geometry.

Ok, Uly, what you need to understand is who or what a criminal is (one that would actually consider an armed robbery). Put simply- they are rundown lowlifes, probably addicted to something (or a multitude of something). They have no creditable role in the community (no job, probably a shit family). The fact they are coked up and that they've been down in the gutters has made them bitter and fucked up. They'll do just about anything to get enough money for their next hit and don't particularly care how or from where.
And here's the worst part- they don't care. They feel they need that money for that next hit. But their coked-up state makes them twitchy and panicy. They'll shoot you do something surprising. And by surprising I mean pretty much anything. They're tensed up, they haven't exactly planned what to do past drawing a gun on you. Pretty much anything can set them off.
Having another person there with you, won't make them any less dangerous- they'll just as soon shoot him as they'd shoot you... A gun, say a .32 revolver, has 6 bullets...

And then there's the so-called 'planned' robberies that local street gangs pull...
What's the use of having another cashier?

CollaWars wrote:

One person is less threatening than two. It is basic geometry.

Ever been held at gunpoint... numbers really don't mean shit. :\

Edit: Hey maybe if we gave the employees guns...

Papa Scott wrote:

CollaWars wrote:

One person is less threatening than two. It is basic geometry.

Ever been held at gunpoint... numbers really don't mean shit. :\

Edit: Hey maybe if we gave the employees guns...

I thought most local store owners already had a gun under the counter...

Ban-Anad wrote:

Papa Scott wrote:

CollaWars wrote:

One person is less threatening than two. It is basic geometry.

Ever been held at gunpoint... numbers really don't mean shit. :\

Edit: Hey maybe if we gave the employees guns...

I thought most local store owners already had a gun under the counter...

I don't know any. If I brought a gun into work my boss would prob fire me. O.o

Callin wrote:

local store up the road had a sawed off pump 12g under the counter hanging with some wire pointed right at the customers

It's good to know customers aren't in harms way for a simple trip to the store...

The Mortonator wrote:

Papa Scott wrote:

Callin wrote:

local store up the road had a sawed off pump 12g under the counter hanging with some wire pointed right at the customers

It's good to know customers aren't in harms way for a simple trip to the store...

Seriously, you need to visit Texas sometime.

I'd probably like it too much...

Callin wrote:

Papa Scott wrote:

Callin wrote:

local store up the road had a sawed off pump 12g under the counter hanging with some wire pointed right at the customers

It's good to know customers aren't in harms way for a simple trip to the store...

never said i agreed with it. lol. but hey i was 14 and it was a job. so i worked there doin simple stock work.

and like i said i was 14.. so this was back in.... '95

I wasn't arguing... just making a smartass comment...

So back when I was but a weee lad...

The Mortonator wrote:

Papa Scott wrote:

The Mortonator wrote:

Papa Scott wrote:

It's good to know customers aren't in harms way for a simple trip to the store...

Seriously, you need to visit Texas sometime.

I'd probably like it too much...

National Pride, Guns all around, an Eagle with a single Tear in it's eye.

I'm not sure what direction you're trying to push me...

The Mortonator wrote:

Papa Scott wrote:

The Mortonator wrote:

Seriously, you need to visit Texas sometime.

I'd probably like it too much...

National Pride, Guns all around, an Eagle with a single Tear in it's eye.

Gay pride, penis all around, an American flag burning.

California.

The Mortonator wrote:

Papa Scott wrote:

The Mortonator wrote:

Papa Scott wrote:

I'd probably like it too much...

National Pride, Guns all around, an Eagle with a single Tear in it's eye.

I'm not sure what direction you're trying to push me...

Did I mention the gas chugging cars and trucks with some power under the hood?

On a more serious note, we have a balanced budget system.

Callin wrote:

CollaWars wrote:

The Mortonator wrote:

National Pride, Guns all around, an Eagle with a single Tear in it's eye.

Gay pride, penis all around, an American flag burning.

California.

sounds legit

It pretty much is California. If you forget about the drugs.

I hear your neighbors are moving... how much are they asking for?

Papa Scott wrote:

The Mortonator wrote:

Papa Scott wrote:

I'm not sure what direction you're trying to push me...

Did I mention the gas chugging cars and trucks with some power under the hood?

On a more serious note, we have a balanced budget system.

Callin wrote:

sounds legit

It pretty much is California. If you forget about the drugs.

I hear your neighbors are moving... how much are they asking for?

I'd pay a freshly baked $500,000 check.

You know, prop 8 made it so gays couldn't get married and made current gay marriages null and void. Something like that. It got voted in. A judge later said it was unconstitutional and overruled or repealed it or whatever. But the people voted against it. Not everyone in california loves the gayz.

Ban-Anad wrote:

Ok, Uly, what you need to understand is who or what a criminal is (one that would actually consider an armed robbery). Put simply- they are rundown lowlifes, probably addicted to something (or a multitude of something). They have no creditable role in the community (no job, probably a shit family). The fact they are coked up and that they've been down in the gutters has made them bitter and fucked up. They'll do just about anything to get enough money for their next hit and don't particularly care how or from where.
And here's the worst part- they don't care. They feel they need that money for that next hit. But their coked-up state makes them twitchy and panicy. They'll shoot you do something surprising. And by surprising I mean pretty much anything. They're tensed up, they haven't exactly planned what to do past drawing a gun on you. Pretty much anything can set them off.
Having another person there with you, won't make them any less dangerous- they'll just as soon shoot him as they'd shoot you... A gun, say a .32 revolver, has 6 bullets...

And then there's the so-called 'planned' robberies that local street gangs pull...
What's the use of having another cashier?

Not everyone is a drug addict. Those who aren't... some of them might be deterred.

Then why don't Walmarts get robbed as often gas stations, if the number of employees doesn't matter?

CollaWars wrote:

Then why don't Walmarts get robbed as often gas stations, if the number of employees doesn't matter?

That's some pretty clever thinking there, Colla.