L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:41 pm

SoupWithSauce wrote:: you drug dealing felons never invite me to group chat.

I went ahead and fixed that for you.

Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Thu Sep 06, 2012 3:16 pm

So I found out that on monday, a guy tried to break into the store around midnight when me and my supervisor were there. He was trying to open the front door with a crowbar. My supervisor heard a noise and went up there cuz she thought it was me but she didn't see anyone and walked away. When she did, the guy outside saw her in the store and left. But the security cameraz saw it all...

So we gotta check the doors before we leave each night and make sure they're locked. We also need to park our cars near the front of the store now.

"You can't park your car in the middle of bumfuck, egypt anymore"

"But I like parking in the middle of bumfuck, egy..." "No..."

We also have to keep our cell phones on us at all times. We're supposed to text the other person if we see someone in the store and walk back to the manager's office and lock ourselves in to call the police.

"So, we need to have our cell phones on us at all times."

"What if I don't have a cell phone?"

"Bobby.........."

"............................"

"We'd use walkie talkies or something, that's not the point..."

So anyway, when we left for the day she told me to look outside for any cars in the parking lot besides ours. There was one. >_> It was parked two spaces from mine. And my car was in the middle of bumfuck, egypt where I like to park. "This is why you don't do that!" she says. Well, we didn't have a rule before! As she's setting the alarm for the store...

"Look, I'll just get a knife from housewares, wave it around."

"You gotta teach me a couple lines of spanish."

"What? Why?"

"So I'll sound more dangerous, they'll be like, "Better watch out, this cholo means business!"

"Not sure what cholo means, but... yeah..."

I thought you might enjoy snippets of conversation from last night.

Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Thu Sep 06, 2012 4:06 pm

Hahaha... there's someone else who uses the term middle of bumfuck Egypt!?

Just tell him to "get the fuck outta here pendejo." >.>

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Um... Lol?
I dun know...

Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Thu Sep 06, 2012 5:59 pm

My name is Abdul Waleed Hassan al-Abdullah Ibn Mohammad Farouk al-Assad.

Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:08 pm

PirateGrimeth wrote:

Burkman wrote:

Scott wrote:

Burkman wrote:: If people are just going to poke me and make fun of me, then don't bother to invite me, because I will not put up with that.

I don't think it was you... I think it's the spaceship you have in your room whenever you turn your mic on. Oh man

That's just it. Nobody should ever make fun of my spaceship.

B-b-but we love you...

My spaceship can travel through parallel universes within 3 seconds!

Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:22 pm

Boba wrote:: My name is Abdul Waleed Hassan al-Abdullah Ibn Mohammad Farouk al-Assad.

Hi Awhaaimfaa.... we like acronyms in the US...

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

lol anyone try Allah-mode? Its a black middle eastern pie OMG!

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Branch wrote:: lol anyone try Allah-mode? Its a black middle eastern pie

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Facebook can be so cruel sometimes...
It's never fun finding out the girl you've been subtly hitting on had a boyfriend all along...
Oh well, at least she has an equally-hot sister...

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Ban-Anad wrote:: Facebook can be so cruel sometimes...
It's never fun finding out the girl you've been subtly hitting on had a boyfriend all along...
Oh well, at least she has an equally-hot sister...

/inb4 sister has a boyfriend as well

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Branch wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:: Facebook can be so cruel sometimes...
It's never fun finding out the girl you've been subtly hitting on had a boyfriend all along...
Oh well, at least she has an equally-hot sister...

/inb4 sister has a boyfriend as well

It's not on her Facebook page...

Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:11 pm

Ban-Anad wrote:

Branch wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:: Facebook can be so cruel sometimes...
It's never fun finding out the girl you've been subtly hitting on had a boyfriend all along...
Oh well, at least she has an equally-hot sister...

/inb4 sister has a boyfriend as well

It's not on her Facebook page...

And we all know how truthful FB pages are... Smartass

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Scott wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:

Branch wrote:: /inb4 sister has a boyfriend as well

It's not on her Facebook page...

And we all know how truthful FB pages are... Smartass

Just give me this one!
Why you gotta go and ruin a guy's fun?!
Just cause you went ahead and got a chick knocked up and did the 'honorable thing', instead of bee-lining it 'cross the border, don't mean we all gotta suffer!
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P.S: All the best to you an Mrs. Scoot, know that you're my favorite couple!

Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:29 pm

I thought Uly & Girl-at-work was your favorite couple.

Like a dagger in my heart...

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Ulyaoth wrote:: I thought Uly & Girl-at-work was your favorite couple.

Like a dagger in my heart...

Imaginary girlfriends do not count...

Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:34 pm

Ban-Anad wrote:

Scott wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:

Branch wrote:: /inb4 sister has a boyfriend as well

It's not on her Facebook page...

And we all know how truthful FB pages are... Smartass

Just give me this one!
Why you gotta go and ruin a guy's fun?!
Just cause you went ahead and got a chick knocked up and did the 'honorable thing', instead of bee-lining it 'cross the border, don't mean we all gotta suffer!
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P.S: All the best to you an Mrs. Scoot, know that you're my favorite couple!

Well... I guess in all fairness IF a girl IS in a relationship... the first place you would find out IS FB. So you should be safe... xD

OT Crime Lord Posts : 916 Join date : 2012-08-01 Age : 29

Ban-Anad wrote:: Facebook can be so cruel sometimes...
It's never fun finding out the girl you've been subtly hitting on had a boyfriend all along...
Oh well, at least she has an equally-hot sister...

I have this baaaad feeling that someone might be friendzoned tonight I dun wanna...

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

The fucking fuck is everybody?
This place is spookier than Prypiat...

Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Sat Sep 08, 2012 3:56 pm

Spookier than.... I don't know I'm dead inside.

Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:50 pm

The fall of the OT has begun...

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Ulyaoth wrote:: The fall of the OT has begun...

Execute Order 66.

Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Sat Sep 08, 2012 5:53 pm

Won't somebody find mmmeeeeeeee... somebody to lloooooovveeee?

Subject: Re: L12PW: WRATH OF THE NEKGHOUL EDITION Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:11 pm

Uh... school season just hit guys... this happens every year.

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