i am better then you.

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

GD Member Posts : 40 Join date : 2012-09-16 Location : USA

oh. didnt see this here. i am far superior to you in every way, one reason being because i live in the USA.

i eat coal and shit out diamonds.
i am a minecraft wizard.
i hate every game that has come out this year, and will kick anyone who buys a wiiu in the fucking teeth.
i dont care about your opinion, because mine is fact, and your is just an opinion. even if you agree with me.
i created existence.
i love every living human. french people not included.
i have a cat. i piss him off whenever i can, because i know he secretly loves it.
i dont actually live, so much as i exist. and i cannot die because of this.
i love sleep, but it hates me.
i killed hitler.
i sometimes go to work and just stand there staring at the wall for an hour or two. not sure why.
i impregnated your mother and sister. yesterday.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

I see...
I have an inkling that we're gonna have a problem with you...

Subject: Re: i am better then you. Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:27 am

Ban-Anad wrote:: I see...
I have an inkling that we're gonna have a problem with you...

Oh, you don't have a clue.

Subject: Re: i am better then you. Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:20 am

Captain Kloud wrote:: oh. didnt see this here. i am far superior to you in every way, one reason being because i live in the USA.

i eat coal and shit out diamonds.
As a Geologist I am mighty bit interested in this part. Considering you're eating something that doesn't create diamonds.

i am a minecraft wizard.
Ooooo we should play sometime!

i hate every game that has come out this year, and will kick anyone who buys a wiiu in the fucking teeth.
Much hate for the wiiu... you'll fit right in.

i dont care about your opinion, because mine is fact, and your is just an opinion. even if you agree with me.
I couldn't hear you over how awesome I am...

i created existence.
Lies... Burkman did!

i love every living human. french people not included.
lolololol

i have a cat. i piss him off whenever i can, because i know he secretly loves it.
S&M cat... well there's been stranger things...

i dont actually live, so much as i exist. and i cannot die because of this.
I swear... do you have a twin Burkman?

i love sleep, but it hates me.
Can relate...

i killed hitler.
May I shake your hand? Be forewarned... I might not give it back.

i sometimes go to work and just stand there staring at the wall for an hour or two. not sure why.
HIPPY!

i impregnated your mother and sister. yesterday.
okai...

No seriously... are you asexual or started budding or something Burk?

GD Member Posts : 40 Join date : 2012-09-16 Location : USA

Scott wrote:: As a Geologist I am mighty bit interested in this part. Considering you're eating something that doesn't create diamonds.

i create the laws of existence, i neednt follow them when it suits me to do otherwise.

Ooooo we should play sometime!

the server i play on requires me to use a retarded setup of some tekkit pack. i am incapable of playing on other servers. unless you have a .minecraft i can download to replace my current one when the desire arises. in which case im all for it.

Much hate for the wiiu... you'll fit right in.

i hope thats not sarcasm, because i will start hunting people down.

I couldn't hear you over how awesome I am...

you are not me.

Lies... Burkman did!

ask him yourself. he will acknowledge that i am a superior eternal being.

lolololol

indeed. they can all burn.

S&M cat... well there's been stranger things...

he cries like a bitch and sometimes pants when i take him outside. slowly trying to break him of that, not by beating it out btw, so i can take him for walks and let the sidewalk trim those razor claws for me.

I swear... do you have a twin Burkman?

i have been God long before he started claiming to be.

Can relate...

ambien + nicotine patch = weird ass dreams.

May I shake your hand? Be forewarned... I might not give it back.

i stabbed his head off. with my dick. you are still welcome to shake it though.

HIPPY!

more mental defects then drugs. but drugs as well sometimes.

okai...

go ask them. they loved it.

Quote :: No seriously... are you asexual or started budding or something Burk?

yes he is asexual, but no he is not spongebob. i might be though. tonight.

Quote :: I have an inkling that we're gonna have a problem with you...

see the part about your opinions.

Subject: Re: i am better then you. Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:22 pm

I'd never claim to be you. Saying that I did is an insult to my very being. I'm a much better person.

Subject: Re: i am better then you. Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:42 pm

better than*

Subject: Re: i am better then you. Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:23 pm

Captain Kloud wrote:

Scott wrote:: i create the laws of existence, i neednt follow them when it suits me to do otherwise.

Fair 'nuff...

i hope thats not sarcasm, because i will start hunting people down.

When isn't sarcasm used with the wiiu?

you are not me.

No... I'm merely more awesome..

ask him yourself. he will acknowledge that i am a superior eternal being.

I asked him per your instructions... he said... nope...

i have been God long before he started claiming to be.

That's what they all say!

ambien + nicotine patch = weird ass dreams.

Can't relate... I just don't sleep much.

i stabbed his head off. with my dick. you are still welcome to shake it though.

Naw I'm good now... >.>

more mental defects then drugs. but drugs as well sometimes.

You wouldn't happen to have any would you?

Go on...

Subject: Re: i am better then you. Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:26 pm

I hope he doesn't come back to this thread. I'd hate to make a bad first impression.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Captain Kloud wrote:

Scott wrote:: As a Geologist I am mighty bit interested in this part. Considering you're eating something that doesn't create diamonds.

i create the laws of existence, i neednt follow them when it suits me to do otherwise.

Ooooo we should play sometime!

the server i play on requires me to use a retarded setup of some tekkit pack. i am incapable of playing on other servers. unless you have a .minecraft i can download to replace my current one when the desire arises. in which case im all for it.

Much hate for the wiiu... you'll fit right in.

i hope thats not sarcasm, because i will start hunting people down.

I couldn't hear you over how awesome I am...

you are not me.

Lies... Burkman did!

ask him yourself. he will acknowledge that i am a superior eternal being.

lolololol

indeed. they can all burn.

S&M cat... well there's been stranger things...

he cries like a bitch and sometimes pants when i take him outside. slowly trying to break him of that, not by beating it out btw, so i can take him for walks and let the sidewalk trim those razor claws for me.

I swear... do you have a twin Burkman?

i have been God long before he started claiming to be.

Can relate...

ambien + nicotine patch = weird ass dreams.

May I shake your hand? Be forewarned... I might not give it back.

i stabbed his head off. with my dick. you are still welcome to shake it though.

HIPPY!

more mental defects then drugs. but drugs as well sometimes.

okai...

go ask them. they loved it.

Quote :: No seriously... are you asexual or started budding or something Burk?

yes he is asexual, but no he is not spongebob. i might be though. tonight.

Quote :: I have an inkling that we're gonna have a problem with you...

see the part about your opinions.

I hate you already...
Welcome to the OT! Buffet's over there... Don't mind the Uly sitting next to it, making things awkward... We just use him as a portable spittoon...

Subject: Re: i am better then you. Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:04 pm

Hey fuck you too, banana.

Subject: Re: i am better then you. Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:12 pm

He reminds me of Burkman expect with no grammar or spelling skills.

Subject: Re: i am better then you. Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:25 pm

CollaWars wrote:: He reminds me of Burkman expect with no grammar or spelling skills.

I don't have a God complex....

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 27

Uly dont be mean to Ban!

Subject: Re: i am better then you. Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:47 pm

Branch wrote:: Uly dont be mean to Ban!

Branch don't be mean to Uly for Ban being mean to Uly...

GD Member Posts : 40 Join date : 2012-09-16 Location : USA

to much quoting for my lazy ass.

scott:
all wiiu fans must die.
nothing is more awesome then me.
burk is a liar.
when i say it it is truth.
the pills are to help sleep because my doctor is a retard. the nicotine patches because i love nicotine and like upping my intake.
have what, drugs or mental defects?

burk:
better person yes. better god? never.

uly:
you do not have my express permission to exist, you already made a bad first impression.

ban:
what a coincidence, id already planned to use uly as such.

colla:
my spelling isnt bad, but fuck grammar. that shits for pussies.

burk again:
liar.

Subject: Re: i am better then you. Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:45 pm

Oh we're doin it the lazeh way now...

@CaptainKloudpersonthingamabob
-Agreed?
-But I am...
-Burkman has never lied to me yet... accept when he lies...
-That's like saying the Kinect for 360 was a good idea... sounds true... but it's not.
-Nicotine craves are for the weak...
-Drugs... I have enough of the other...

GD Member Posts : 40 Join date : 2012-09-16 Location : USA

[quote="Scott"]Oh we're doin it the lazeh way now...

@CaptainKloudpersonthingamabob
-Agreed?
i see you wish to avoid my feet. a good choice.
-But I am...
and you are asking me about my drug use?
-Burkman has never lied to me yet... accept when he lies...
kloud: 1 scott: 0
-That's like saying the Kinect for 360 was a good idea... sounds true... but it's not.
motion controls have been a horrible idea since the genesis. they have yet to not be a stupid way to play games.
-Nicotine craves are for the weak...
i dont get cravings so much as i simply love it. oxygen cravings however ARE for the weak. i breathe pure propane.
-Drugs... I have enough of the other...
none for you.

Subject: Re: i am better then you. Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:02 pm

@CaptainKloudpersonthingamabob
-Agreed?
i see you wish to avoid my feet. a good choice.
Yes... they smell...
-But I am...
and you are asking me about my drug use?
Yes...
-Burkman has never lied to me yet... accept when he lies...
kloud: 1 scott: 0
Kloud: 0 Scott: 1 fixt that thur fer ya
-That's like saying the Kinect for 360 was a good idea... sounds true... but it's not.
motion controls have been a horrible idea since the genesis. they have yet to not be a stupid way to play games.
That doesn't discount your falsity truths...
-Nicotine craves are for the weak...
i dont get cravings so much as i simply love it. oxygen cravings however ARE for the weak. i breathe pure propane.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
-Drugs... I have enough of the other...
none for you.
okai D:

GD Member Posts : 40 Join date : 2012-09-16 Location : USA

ok the quotes are not working. screw that.

they smell....like roses. i do not walk anywhere without a path of rose pedals.

the brain constantly outputs various chemicals to create specific bodily effects, so i use drugs on a constant.

kloud: ∞ scot: -∞

false truths. that in itself is impossible.

yup.

Subject: Re: i am better then you. Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:40 pm

Captain Kloud wrote:: ok the quotes are not working. screw that.

they smell....like roses. i do not walk anywhere without a path of rose pedals.
Oh... well then I'll simply say I'm not into... feet...

the brain constantly outputs various chemicals to create specific bodily effects, so i use drugs on a constant.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight...

kloud: ∞ scot: -∞
Whatever keeps your self esteem up...

false truths. that in itself is impossible.
Exactly... that's why it's impossible for your truths to be true.

yup.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 28

Smells like a mix of... *sniffs* Jet and Nemis.

GD Member Posts : 40 Join date : 2012-09-16 Location : USA

Scott wrote:: Oh... well then I'll simply say I'm not into... feet...
a good way to live. feet are icky. people who are into them are ickier.

Whatever keeps your self esteem up...
self what? stop using words that mean nothing to me.

Exactly... that's why it's impossible for your truths to be true.
glad to see i am not the only one who dosent care if they make any sense.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

that video was not funny.

grim, we are not on fallout. i would like to try some jet however.

Subject: Re: i am better then you. Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:32 am

Captain Kloud wrote:

Scott wrote:: Oh... well then I'll simply say I'm not into... feet...
a good way to live. feet are icky. people who are into them are ickier.

Whatever keeps your self esteem up...
self what? stop using words that mean nothing to me.

Exactly... that's why it's impossible for your truths to be true.
glad to see i am not the only one who dosent care if they make any sense.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

that video was not funny.

grim, we are not on fallout. i would like to try some jet however.

Do not disgrace the name of the nope.avi.

And now for something completely different.

GD Member Posts : 40 Join date : 2012-09-16 Location : USA

The Mortonator wrote:

yeah? well fuck you to mort.