The Two Beggers

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: The Two Beggers Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:54 pm

The Two Beggers

An excerpt from the Ballad of Grimeth, Chapter Ten, p. 265

One afternoon, Grimeth was riding in the back of his limousine when he noticed two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

“Why are you eating grass?” he asked Uly.

“We don’t have any money for food!,” Uly replied.

“Oh, come along with me then.” Grimeth in his limousine said excitedly.

"But sir, I have a wife with two children!”

“Bring them along! And you, come with us too!” he said to the other man.

“But sir, I have a wife with six children!” the Colla answered.

“Bring them as well!” said Grimeth.

So, they all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a vehicle as large as the limousine.

Uly expressed his gratitude, “Sir, you are too kind."

"Thank you for taking all of us with you.” said Colla.

The Grimeth replied, “No, thank you… the grass at my place is about three feet tall and I could use the help!”

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Subject: Re: The Two Beggers Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:05 am

Marvelous...

Subject: Re: The Two Beggers Sun Nov 22, 2015 5:36 pm

A classic.

Subject: Re: The Two Beggers Tue Nov 24, 2015 5:30 am

I'd forgotten about this. It's pretty fuckin' funny. But nowadays, it's more like Causa talking to me and grimeth.