L12PW: How I met your Zumbie

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

Actually I am just staying in my dorm this year.

Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:09 am

My favorite was year of the Komodo Dragon. I had it specially flown in to my ranch. I stalked it for 2 days before i found it. It was a good death.

This year we are having Emmu.

Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:33 am

We don't have thanksgiving in my country.
FABULOUS!!

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Im actually having family over. Its the sucky part of my family. Dexter

Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:22 pm

Do you guys miss me

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Boba wrote:: Do you guys miss me

The OT was silent for a whole day in your absense.

Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:59 pm

Branch wrote:

Boba wrote:: Do you guys miss me

The OT was silent for a whole day in your absense.

Yeah, we were having a party, that's why nobody posted.

Subject: Re: L12PW: How I met your Zumbie Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:23 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:: Branch's family takes the week off for thanksgiving, family all gets together. Flys in from all over the country. Thanksgiving is a 3-day event, easily costing thousands. He assumes this is normal and all families do this, that's why nobody's posting here. They're all on planes to different states, you see.

The rest of us pour trix into a bowl and say to ourselves "happy thanksgiving" before shedding a single tear and going on facebook to look up that girl we used to know from work who didn't go out with us.

I guess that's just me. Scott's getting thanksgiving BJ's.
Causa's ethereal spirit transforms into a turkey. A lesbian turkey.
Jet's family spends most of their free time in the room of repentance with small, yet cruelly barbed whips to purify themselves in preparation for the coming feast.
Boba sits in his room blindfolded, assembling and disassembling his rifle for the coming liberal apocalypse while his father sits in the living room, staring at a framed picture of Mitt Romney and weeping.
Meatlocker's family performs an abortion on a turkey while two male turkeys are sprayed with the scent of a female turkey in heat as they have yet to experiment with their sexuality and that's just not healthy for a growing turkey.
Callin goes out to hunt for an animal to serve for dinner on thanksgiving. His family never quite knows what they'll be having. They fondly refer to 2007 as "the year of the mountain lion." Quite a tale, that one was. A testament to both his hunting prowess and his wife's culinary skills.

I work more than you... I deserve 3 days off bitch...