Real Medigel

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

OT Crime Lord Posts : 916 Join date : 2012-08-01 Age : 29

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/122600-College-Student-Unveils-Working-Mass-Effect-Medi-Gel

Damn.

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

There's the proof. The Reapers are coming. Welp... who wants to found Cerberus with me? Might as well hurry this up.

Subject: Re: Real Medigel Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:03 pm

Thousands of years ago, aliens abducted a fairly sizable pool of humans and corrupted their DNA to cause sexual attraction to the same sex. An aberration of nature, but one they felt necessary.

For you see, homosexuality is the human genophage.

The salarians are coming.

Subject: Re: Real Medigel Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:12 pm

Uly, I will kill you.

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Burkman wrote:: Uly, I will kill you.

^^

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Burkman wrote:: Uly, I will kill you.

Don't take him so seriously.

Subject: Re: Real Medigel Sun Mar 10, 2013 7:19 pm

Grimeth wrote:

Burkman wrote:: Uly, I will kill you.

Don't take him so seriously.

Subject: Re: Real Medigel Sun Mar 10, 2013 7:20 pm

Obama would never say that and I take offense...

Subject: Re: Real Medigel Sun Mar 10, 2013 7:22 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:: Obama would never say that and I take offense...

Oh you're offended? After you make the "homosexuality is a disease" shit? Fuck off.

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Burkman wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: Obama would never say that and I take offense...

Oh you're offended? After you make the "homosexuality is a disease" shit? Fuck off.

He's just joking...

Subject: Re: Real Medigel Sun Mar 10, 2013 9:10 pm

Grimeth wrote:

Burkman wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: Obama would never say that and I take offense...

Oh you're offended? After you make the "homosexuality is a disease" shit? Fuck off.

He's just joking...

Stay out of it. You're only making it worse. Besides, the mood passed and I'll be damned if you come a long and ruin everything.

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Burkman wrote:

Grimeth wrote:

Burkman wrote:: Oh you're offended? After you make the "homosexuality is a disease" shit? Fuck off.

He's just joking...

Stay out of it. You're only making it worse. Besides, the mood passed and I'll be damned if you come a long and ruin everything.

I won't let you beat your wife anymore! *storms out sobbing*

Subject: Re: Real Medigel Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:19 am

So ahhhh i heard there was some dick sucking goin on here??

Real Medigel Satisfied_man

well... go ahead.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 916 Join date : 2012-08-01 Age : 29

Burkman wrote:: Uly, I will kill you.

You can always use me as a weapon OMG!

Subject: Re: Real Medigel Mon Mar 11, 2013 5:17 pm

Poor Callin... he's at the point where he's willing to stick his dong in the sink drain for some attention.

Subject: Re: Real Medigel Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:44 am

So like... when do I get an android wife. Like, seriously.

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