The OT Academy (IC on Grounds)

There is no weakness, there is awesomeness.
There is no being stupid, there is being smart.
Through being smart, I troll wittly.
Through being witty, I evade the MODs.
They won't catch me, the Alliance will set me Free

This is where you post on happenings on Academy grounds.

So there I was. Arthas Uther Varian Hellscream, top student at Imperial Agent OT Academy place, whatever the devil they called it... waiting for the space bus like some sort of commoner. My space car broke down. Guess it's for the best. Racked up a space debt on my space credit card just trying to keep paying the space car insurance. Not like you can find a space job in this space city. No way, no how. Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Why does somebody fall in love with that Deanna Troi chick every freaking episode? Pisses me off. Doesn't matter. Can't afford space tv anyway. Or space porn. Never shoulda paid for that space porn from the Japanese star system. But they had Tifa from Final Space Fantasy VII doing all sorts of naughty space things. Turned out half of it is free on the space internet anyway. Wait... what's that? AN AMBUSH! Jedi knights all around me, lightsabers drawn, moving in quickly!

To be continued...

Arthas Uther Varian Hellscream pulled out his blaster and you know what he did? He shot them niggas in the face. Right in the fucking face. He had a non-deflectable blaster. Because those exist. And Arthas Uther Varian Hellscream owns one.

You waited 5 months for the dramatic conclusion and now you have it. I'm taking a break from writing. This tale wrung all the creative juices out of me. I need to recharge.

*walks in*

*takes shit on training ground*

*leaves*

Arthas Uther Varian Hellscream, victorious against the jedi assassins, then notices a pretty redheaded girl eying him. Dyed red. He walks over to say hi to her but decides against it, as Arthas Uther Varian Hellscream has social issues. He changed direction slightly and walks past her. She stabs him in the back with her mini-lightsaber. Because women use mini-lightsabers. They fit their purses. Space purses. Arthas Uther Varian Hellscream lies there... dying... asking god if he's laughing at him right now. I bet he's laughing... laughing away...

Ulyaoth wrote:

Arthas Uther Varian Hellscream, victorious against the jedi assassins, then notices a pretty redheaded girl eying him. Dyed red. He walks over to say hi to her but decides against it, as Arthas Uther Varian Hellscream has social issues. He changed direction slightly and walks past her. She stabs him in the back with her mini-lightsaber. Because women use mini-lightsabers. They fit their purses. Space purses. Arthas Uther Varian Hellscream lies there... dying... asking god if he's laughing at him right now. I bet he's laughing... laughing away...

A tale of love and tragedy. Tell us more.

How do you people even freaking see this... I almost never even check if other forum section things have new posts. 29 times out of 30, they don't.

That's right... 29 out of 30. It felt right.

Ulyaoth wrote:

How do you people even freaking see this... I almost never even check if other forum section things have new posts. 29 times out of 30, they don't.

That's right... 29 out of 30. It felt right.

Well... Branch and I have been busy down here recently... so I'm down here quite a bit. :\

Plus the Admin forums are on the bottom of the page...

Busy? busy doing what? jack shit, that's what!

And it doesn't explain wilbourn's presence.

Scott wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

How do you people even freaking see this... I almost never even check if other forum section things have new posts. 29 times out of 30, they don't.

That's right... 29 out of 30. It felt right.

Well... Branch and I have been busy down here recently... so I'm down here quite a bit. :\

Plus the Admin forums are on the bottom of the page...

and what does one talk about on the admin forums?

Ulyaoth wrote:

Busy? busy doing what? jack shit, that's what!

And it doesn't explain wilbourn's presence.

Wilbourn reads our fan fic... the better question is what are you doing down here?

PirateGrimeth wrote:

Scott wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

How do you people even freaking see this... I almost never even check if other forum section things have new posts. 29 times out of 30, they don't.

That's right... 29 out of 30. It felt right.

Well... Branch and I have been busy down here recently... so I'm down here quite a bit. :\

Plus the Admin forums are on the bottom of the page...

and what does one talk about on the admin forums?

None yo beezwax... that's what...

Im not even on the Admin forums Grim

Branch wrote:

Im not even on the Admin forums Grim

that's why I wasn't asking you.

PirateGrimeth wrote:

Branch wrote:

Im not even on the Admin forums Grim

that's why I wasn't asking you.

Intense roleplay in here.

Arthas Uther Varian Hellscream woke up in the space hospital. They space revived his lifeless body. Space technology... it is amazing. That woman still haunted his dreams, though. You can't space heal that kind of damage. She was the most beautiful girl in the world, at least in his eyes. She had a nose ring with two little lightsabers in it. He never liked that sort of thing but she changed that in an instant. Arthas Uther Varian Hellscream knew a part of him would always care about that beautiful stranger, no matter what she did. But he had to move on... for his greatest challenge... his true goal in life... still lay before him.

go on...

I nuke the Academy.

Bobabounty wrote:

I nuke the Academy.

Dude, stop godmodding!