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+6Daroska Ulyaoth SoupWithSauce Causa The Mortonator Vaseline 10 posters |
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SoupWithSauce WolfPack
Posts : 2908 Join date : 2011-03-18 Age : 26 Location : Canadia
| Subject: Re: I'm home alone... Fri May 20, 2011 4:41 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- SoupWithSauce wrote:
- TheMortonator. wrote:
You haven't carved her name in your leg have you? My back, actually... I hope you cut it deep so I can feel each letter. I kind of cut through my whole body. Now, people can see through me. | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: I'm home alone... Fri May 20, 2011 4:42 pm | |
| - SoupWithSauce wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- SoupWithSauce wrote:
My back, actually... I hope you cut it deep so I can feel each letter. I kind of cut through my whole body. Now, people can see through me. Amazing. | |
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SoupWithSauce WolfPack
Posts : 2908 Join date : 2011-03-18 Age : 26 Location : Canadia
| Subject: Re: I'm home alone... Fri May 20, 2011 4:45 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- SoupWithSauce wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
I hope you cut it deep so I can feel each letter. I kind of cut through my whole body. Now, people can see through me. Amazing. So, I did it right? | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: I'm home alone... Fri May 20, 2011 4:46 pm | |
| - SoupWithSauce wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- SoupWithSauce wrote:
I kind of cut through my whole body. Now, people can see through me. Amazing. So, I did it right? I would have preferred it if you had cut a couple of limbs off and sent them to me but hey, beggars can't be choosers. | |
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SoupWithSauce WolfPack
Posts : 2908 Join date : 2011-03-18 Age : 26 Location : Canadia
| Subject: Re: I'm home alone... Fri May 20, 2011 4:47 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- SoupWithSauce wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
Amazing. So, I did it right? I would have preferred it if you had cut a couple of limbs off and sent them to me but hey, beggars can't be choosers. Umm, are a few toes okay? | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: I'm home alone... Fri May 20, 2011 4:48 pm | |
| - SoupWithSauce wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- SoupWithSauce wrote:
So, I did it right? I would have preferred it if you had cut a couple of limbs off and sent them to me but hey, beggars can't be choosers. Umm, are a few toes okay? Might as well give me your whole foot... | |
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SoupWithSauce WolfPack
Posts : 2908 Join date : 2011-03-18 Age : 26 Location : Canadia
| Subject: Re: I'm home alone... Fri May 20, 2011 4:51 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- SoupWithSauce wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
I would have preferred it if you had cut a couple of limbs off and sent them to me but hey, beggars can't be choosers. Umm, are a few toes okay? Might as well give me your whole foot... I don't have a foot, my toes are attached to my neck, duh. | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: I'm home alone... Fri May 20, 2011 4:51 pm | |
| - SoupWithSauce wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- SoupWithSauce wrote:
Umm, are a few toes okay? Might as well give me your whole foot... I don't have a foot, my toes are attached to my neck, duh. Ugh, /turnoff. | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: I'm home alone... Sat May 21, 2011 1:27 am | |
| Am I too late for the gangbang?
Don't look at me like that! I never wanted to lose my virginity like this, I'm really your classic "mr. nice guy". But my options are limited. It's a scenario like this or nothing. I've come to accept that. | |
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The Mortonator Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| Subject: Re: I'm home alone... Sat May 21, 2011 1:41 am | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- Am I too late for the gangbang?
Don't look at me like that! I never wanted to lose my virginity like this, I'm really your classic "mr. nice guy". But my options are limited. It's a scenario like this or nothing. I've come to accept that. Oh really? If you're a nice boy what are you doing in a forum like this? We've got warnings and most of us have infractions too. | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: I'm home alone... Sat May 21, 2011 1:49 am | |
| - TheMortonator. wrote:
- Oh really? If you're a nice boy what are you doing in a forum like this? We've got warnings and most of us have infractions too.
I just wanted to be one of the cool kids... Well, I'll never really be one of the cool kids. I'll be the guy they make do stuff for them and embarrass myself for their amusement in exchange for feeling like part of the group. It's the most I can hope for. I've come to accept that as well. | |
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The Mortonator Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| Subject: Re: I'm home alone... Sat May 21, 2011 2:10 am | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- TheMortonator. wrote:
- Oh really? If you're a nice boy what are you doing in a forum like this? We've got warnings and most of us have infractions too.
I just wanted to be one of the cool kids... Well, I'll never really be one of the cool kids. I'll be the guy they make do stuff for them and embarrass myself for their amusement in exchange for feeling like part of the group. It's the most I can hope for. I've come to accept that as well. Well, hey I've know plenty of white boys following gangs around that couldn't admit it to themselves. At least you know your place. | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: I'm home alone... Sat May 21, 2011 2:16 am | |
| - TheMortonator. wrote:
- Well, hey I've known plenty of white boys following gangs around that couldn't admit it to themselves. At least you know your place.
I feel that, amongst the socially inept losers of the world, I'm ahead of most of them in the game of life by accepting the reality of my situation. Hopefully, I won't be as miserable as them, as they try to fit in and never succeed. Seeking something they'll never have instead of accepting the truth and coping with it. My place is in my home, playing video games and masturbating to internet porn. Well, I'll be going to work. And dreading having to buy more groceries as it means being around other people and trying to look normal. But for the most part, happily playing video games in my home. My fortress of solitude. | |
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The Mortonator Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| Subject: Re: I'm home alone... Sat May 21, 2011 2:30 am | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- TheMortonator. wrote:
- Well, hey I've known plenty of white boys following gangs around that couldn't admit it to themselves. At least you know your place.
I feel that, amongst the socially inept losers of the world, I'm ahead of most of them in the game of life by accepting the reality of my situation. Hopefully, I won't be as miserable as them, as they try to fit in and never succeed. Seeking something they'll never have instead of accepting the truth and coping with it.
My place is in my home, playing video games and masturbating to internet porn. Well, I'll be going to work. And dreading having to buy more groceries as it means being around other people and trying to look normal. But for the most part, happily playing video games in my home. My fortress of solitude. Well, as a cool kid I have to say that the coolest thing you can do is be yourself. | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: I'm home alone... Sat May 21, 2011 3:45 am | |
| I'm too cool for you kids.
I'm having a house party tonight. None of you are invited... | |
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Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
| Subject: Re: I'm home alone... Sat May 21, 2011 6:47 am | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- I'm too cool for you kids.
I'm having a house party tonight. None of you are invited... Invited or not invited, we'll come anyway. | |
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SoupWithSauce WolfPack
Posts : 2908 Join date : 2011-03-18 Age : 26 Location : Canadia
| Subject: Re: I'm home alone... Sat May 21, 2011 7:38 am | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- I'm too cool for you kids.
I'm having a house party tonight. None of you are invited... Dammit! Why can't I come? I would fit in PERFECTLY. | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: I'm home alone... Sat May 21, 2011 9:24 am | |
| - SoupWithSauce wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- I'm too cool for you kids.
I'm having a house party tonight. None of you are invited... Dammit! Why can't I come? I would fit in PERFECTLY. Cutie pie. | |
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Yeet WolfPack
Posts : 4069 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 94 Location : le tit
| Subject: Re: I'm home alone... Sat May 21, 2011 10:39 am | |
| - SoupWithSauce wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- I'm too cool for you kids.
I'm having a house party tonight. None of you are invited... Dammit! Why can't I come? I would fit in PERFECTLY. That's what she said. I mean he... I mean... Ugh, shit. | |
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SoupWithSauce WolfPack
Posts : 2908 Join date : 2011-03-18 Age : 26 Location : Canadia
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: I'm home alone... Sat May 21, 2011 2:16 pm | |
| - KingWilbourn wrote:
- SoupWithSauce wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- I'm too cool for you kids.
I'm having a house party tonight. None of you are invited... Dammit! Why can't I come? I would fit in PERFECTLY. That's what she said.
I mean he...
I mean... Ugh, shit. There are children present... Stop being naughty. | |
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SoupWithSauce WolfPack
Posts : 2908 Join date : 2011-03-18 Age : 26 Location : Canadia
| Subject: Re: I'm home alone... Sat May 21, 2011 4:40 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- KingWilbourn wrote:
- SoupWithSauce wrote:
Dammit! Why can't I come? I would fit in PERFECTLY. That's what she said.
I mean he...
I mean... Ugh, shit. There are children present... Stop being naughty. Coming from you... | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
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Boba Talz
Posts : 3160 Join date : 2011-04-22 Location : New Hampshire.
| Subject: Re: I'm home alone... Sun May 22, 2011 4:05 pm | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: I'm home alone... Sun May 22, 2011 4:27 pm | |
| I'm not home alone anymore and have an exam tomorrow morning. Wow, that weekend went by so fast. | |
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