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Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...
I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.
I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:07 pm
SoupWithSauce wrote:
Jetbounty wrote:
Is this what I'm going to become some day?
I c wut u did thar. :roll:
Boba Talz
Posts : 3160 Join date : 2011-04-22 Location : New Hampshire.
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:43 pm
Jetbounty wrote:
SoupWithSauce wrote:
Jetbounty wrote:
Is this what I'm going to become some day?
I c wut u did thar. :roll:
C'mon, Jet, everyone is doing it.
Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:44 pm
Bobabounty wrote:
C'mon, Jet, everyone is doing it.
Don't worry. Jet is like 9 right?
Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:52 pm
Causa wrote:
Bobabounty wrote:
C'mon, Jet, everyone is doing it.
Don't worry. Jet is like 9 right?
13, thank you.
Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:36 pm
Causa wrote:
Bobabounty wrote:
C'mon, Jet, everyone is doing it.
Don't worry. Jet is like 9 right?
No did you not know? Jet is 7 years old.
I've got a picture of Vaseline and her hot twin as well:
Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:45 pm
Daroska wrote:
Causa wrote:
Bobabounty wrote:
C'mon, Jet, everyone is doing it.
Don't worry. Jet is like 9 right?
No did you not know? Jet is 7 years old.
I've got a picture of Vaseline and her hot twin as well:
Hey at least I'm not some lonely loser who's all grown up and still has no hobbies outside of playing video games and talking on the internet.
Daroska God of Cookies
Posts : 2377 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 1011 Location : Ghetto
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:01 pm
Jetbounty wrote:
Daroska wrote:
Causa wrote:
Don't worry. Jet is like 9 right?
No did you not know? Jet is 7 years old.
I've got a picture of Vaseline and her hot twin as well:
Hey at least I'm not some lonely loser who's all grown up and still has no hobbies outside of playing video games and talking on the internet.
Now it seems I hit the old nail in the head here. :roll:
Did you know there’s nothing I enjoy more than long walks on the beach. Some of my other hobbies include watching the sunset from a picturesque grassy knoll, indulging in fine wine with a scrumptious foie gras dinner, and candlelight conversations on French film. But I think you'll agree that nothing is quite as sexy as me taking a long walk on the beach.
Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:19 pm
Daroska wrote:
Jetbounty wrote:
Daroska wrote:
No did you not know? Jet is 7 years old.
I've got a picture of Vaseline and her hot twin as well:
Hey at least I'm not some lonely loser who's all grown up and still has no hobbies outside of playing video games and talking on the internet.
Now it seems I hit the old nail in the head here. :roll:
Did you know there’s nothing I enjoy more than long walks on the beach. Some of my other hobbies include watching the sunset from a picturesque grassy knoll, indulging in fine wine with a scrumptious foie gras dinner, and candlelight conversations on French film. But I think you'll agree that nothing is quite as sexy as me taking a long walk on the beach.
I see you more of spending your time alone in your room wishing you had some friends and some interaction with people outside the internet and maybe like 4 or 5 actual people you know IRL. Also every night I can imagine you masturbating yourself to sleep and crying over your lonliness.
Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:23 pm
[quote="Jetbounty"]
Daroska wrote:
Jetbounty wrote:
Now it seems I hit the old nail in the head here. :roll:
Did you know there’s nothing I enjoy more than long walks on the beach. Some of my other hobbies include watching the sunset from a picturesque grassy knoll, indulging in fine wine with a scrumptious foie gras dinner, and candlelight conversations on French film. But I think you'll agree that nothing is quite as sexy as me taking a long walk on the beach.
I see you more of spending your time alone in your room wishing you had some friends and some interaction with people outside the internet and maybe like 4 or 5 actual people you know IRL. Also every night I can imagine you masturbating yourself to sleep and crying over your lonliness.
Uh....
Noooo. <.<
>.>
Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:24 pm
[quote="Grimeth"]
Jetbounty wrote:
Daroska wrote:
I see you more of spending your time alone in your room wishing you had some friends and some interaction with people outside the internet and maybe like 4 or 5 actual people you know IRL. Also every night I can imagine you masturbating yourself to sleep and crying over your lonliness.
Uh....
Noooo. <.<
>.>
Quiet, Mugger of Cats!
Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:26 pm
[quote="Jetbounty"]
Grimeth wrote:
Jetbounty wrote:
Uh....
Noooo. <.<
>.>
Quiet, Mugger of Cats!
It's true! It's all true!
*sobs*
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:51 pm
Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:56 pm
Daroska wrote:
Did you know there’s nothing I enjoy more than long walks on the beach. Some of my other hobbies include watching the sunset from a picturesque grassy knoll, indulging in fine wine with a scrumptious foie gras dinner, and candlelight conversations on French film. But I think you'll agree that nothing is quite as sexy as me taking a long walk on the beach.
Depends on what you are wearing.
Scott wrote:
/fap /rip
...
Oh fuck...
You first.
Oh wait.
Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:41 pm
KingWilbourn wrote:
Fapping is too mainstream for me.
Using the term 'fapping' is too mainstream.
Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Tue Jun 07, 2011 6:50 am
I'm going to try to beat this world record.
Astraeos Needs To Go Outside
Posts : 741 Join date : 2011-01-30
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:13 am
Jetbounty wrote:
Is this what I'm going to become some day?
If you're 13 and haven't spanked the monkey, something is wrong with you. Seriously, see a doctor.
GSG Aqua Panther
Posts : 1528 Join date : 2011-05-24 Age : 31 Location : Australia
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:28 am
Al Bundy wrote:
Jetbounty wrote:
Is this what I'm going to become some day?
If you're 13 and haven't spanked the monkey, something is wrong with you. Seriously, see a doctor.
Jet says: doctor, docotor I don't seem to want to masturbate!
Docotor gsg says: This looks like a job for strippers
.........and that's how I got jet to spank his monkey.
The Mortonator Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:29 am
GiantSpiderGoat wrote:
Jet says: doctor, docotor I don't seem to want to masturbate!
He is clearly seeing the wrong Doctor.
Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:30 pm
Al Bundy wrote:
Jetbounty wrote:
Is this what I'm going to become some day?
If you're 13 and haven't spanked the monkey, something is wrong with you. Seriously, see a doctor.
I was referring to trying to beat a world record out of boredom. I already....Y'know.
Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:32 pm
Jetbounty wrote:
Al Bundy wrote:
Jetbounty wrote:
Is this what I'm going to become some day?
If you're 13 and haven't spanked the monkey, something is wrong with you. Seriously, see a doctor.
I was referring to trying to beat a world record out of boredom. I already....Y'know.
Ewwwwww. Boys have cooties!
Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:33 pm
Vaseline wrote:
Jetbounty wrote:
Al Bundy wrote:
If you're 13 and haven't spanked the monkey, something is wrong with you. Seriously, see a doctor.
I was referring to trying to beat a world record out of boredom. I already....Y'know.
Ewwwwww. Boys have cooties!
Sexual cooties.
It's like an STD.
Boba Talz
Posts : 3160 Join date : 2011-04-22 Location : New Hampshire.
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:40 pm
Jetbounty wrote:
Al Bundy wrote:
Jetbounty wrote:
Is this what I'm going to become some day?
If you're 13 and haven't spanked the monkey, something is wrong with you. Seriously, see a doctor.
I was referring to trying to beat a world record out of boredom. I already....Y'know.
Really? To what?
The Mortonator Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578 Join date : 2011-04-11 Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:42 pm
Vaseline wrote:
Jetbounty wrote:
Al Bundy wrote:
If you're 13 and haven't spanked the monkey, something is wrong with you. Seriously, see a doctor.
I was referring to trying to beat a world record out of boredom. I already....Y'know.
Ewwwwww. Boys have cooties!
Hey Jet...
Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:43 pm
TheMortonator. wrote:
Vaseline wrote:
Jetbounty wrote:
I was referring to trying to beat a world record out of boredom. I already....Y'know.
Ewwwwww. Boys have cooties!
Hey Jet...
You're a bit late.
Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26
Subject: Re: Fapping world record Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:44 pm
Bobabounty wrote:
Jetbounty wrote:
Al Bundy wrote:
If you're 13 and haven't spanked the monkey, something is wrong with you. Seriously, see a doctor.
I was referring to trying to beat a world record out of boredom. I already....Y'know.
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