Masturbation.

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: Re: Masturbation. Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:43 pm

Scott wrote:

SoupWithSauce wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: I don't need to masturbate.

With me by your side, who does? :smug:

ITT: He masturbates enough for the both of you...

I'm not Boba.

Iseewhatyoudidthere

Bell Sucker Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26

Scott wrote:

SoupWithSauce wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: I don't need to masturbate.

With me by your side, who does? :smug:

ITT: He masturbates enough for the both of you...

I've seen him run out of breath from it. How would I see that?

You think about it.....

Subject: Re: Masturbation. Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:45 pm

Jet wrote:

Scott wrote:

SoupWithSauce wrote:: With me by your side, who does? :smug:

ITT: He masturbates enough for the both of you...

I've seen him run out of breath from it. How would I see that?

You think about it.....

I don't masturbate.

Looking at you is pleasure enough...

Bell Sucker Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26

SoupWithSauce wrote:

Jet wrote:

Scott wrote:: ITT: He masturbates enough for the both of you...

I've seen him run out of breath from it. How would I see that?

You think about it.....

I don't masturbate.

Looking at you is pleasure enough...

It's all in the wrist. :smug:

Subject: Re: Masturbation. Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:47 pm

Jet wrote:

SoupWithSauce wrote:

Jet wrote:: I've seen him run out of breath from it. How would I see that?

You think about it.....

I don't masturbate.

Looking at you is pleasure enough...

It's all in the wrist. :smug:

It's funny, 'cause I joke about being perverted.

You, on the other hand, actually are perverted.

Subject: Re: Masturbation. Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:48 pm

Scott wrote:

SoupWithSauce wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: I don't need to masturbate.

With me by your side, who does? :smug:

ITT: He masturbates enough for the both of you...

I honestly don't doubt this.

Subject: Re: Masturbation. Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:49 pm

Vaseline wrote:

Scott wrote:

SoupWithSauce wrote:: With me by your side, who does? :smug:

ITT: He masturbates enough for the both of you...

I honestly don't doubt this.

You've mistaken me for Jet.

Subject: Re: Masturbation. Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:50 pm

SoupWithSauce wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

Scott wrote:

SoupWithSauce wrote:: With me by your side, who does? :smug:

ITT: He masturbates enough for the both of you...

I honestly don't doubt this.

You've mistaken me for Jet.

Be a man... stop hiding your shame...

Bell Sucker Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26

SoupWithSauce wrote:

Jet wrote:

SoupWithSauce wrote:: I don't masturbate.

Looking at you is pleasure enough...

It's all in the wrist. :smug:

It's funny, 'cause I joke about being perverted.

You, on the other hand, actually are perverted.

Both. :roll:

A skill and a hobby. And were not talking about masturbating here....

Bell Sucker Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26

SoupWithSauce wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

Scott wrote:: ITT: He masturbates enough for the both of you...

I honestly don't doubt this.

You've mistaken me for Jet.

Soup is mistaken as me?

[color=red]color]

Subject: Re: Masturbation. Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:52 pm

Jet wrote:

SoupWithSauce wrote:

Jet wrote:: It's all in the wrist. :smug:

It's funny, 'cause I joke about being perverted.

You, on the other hand, actually are perverted.

Both. :roll:

A skill and a hobby. And were not talking about masturbating here....

Don't hurt me. no...just no

Subject: Re: Masturbation. Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:53 pm

Scott wrote:

SoupWithSauce wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: I honestly don't doubt this.

You've mistaken me for Jet.

Be a man... stop hiding your shame...

Brb..

/fap
/fap
/fap
/fap

So, you were saying?

Bell Sucker Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26

SoupWithSauce wrote:

Jet wrote:

SoupWithSauce wrote:: It's funny, 'cause I joke about being perverted.

You, on the other hand, actually are perverted.

Both. :roll:

A skill and a hobby. And were not talking about masturbating here....

Don't hurt me. no...just no

I'll be gentle.

Oh look, I avoided a Bell joke!!!

/hi5 Branch

Subject: Re: Masturbation. Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:55 pm

Jet wrote:

SoupWithSauce wrote:

Jet wrote:: Both. :roll:

A skill and a hobby. And were not talking about masturbating here....

Don't hurt me. no...just no

I'll be gentle.

Oh look, I avoided a Bell joke!!!

/hi5 Branch

Nobody cares about your imaginary girlfriend.

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Jet wrote:

Branch wrote:: Boba masturbates. What a surprise. :roll:

Don't lie. You do too most likely.

Believe whatever you want. You're probably wishing I do. Like... I won't say it...

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

SoupWithSauce wrote:

Jet wrote:

SoupWithSauce wrote:: Don't hurt me.

I'll be gentle.

Oh look, I avoided a Bell joke!!!

/hi5 Branch

Nobody cares about your imaginary girlfriend.

Not imaginary... and not girlfriend... troll

Subject: Re: Masturbation. Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:58 pm

Branch wrote:

SoupWithSauce wrote:

Jet wrote:: I'll be gentle.

Oh look, I avoided a Bell joke!!!

/hi5 Branch

Nobody cares about your imaginary girlfriend.

Not imaginary... and not girlfriend... troll

/sigh.

Imaginary friend. Whatever.

Bell Sucker Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26

SoupWithSauce wrote:

Jet wrote:

SoupWithSauce wrote:: Don't hurt me.

I'll be gentle.

Oh look, I avoided a Bell joke!!!

/hi5 Branch

Nobody cares about your imaginary girlfriend.

I never said anything like that. Just something I made up to keep Branch entertained.

Subject: Re: Masturbation. Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:30 am

I felt obligated to post in this topic since... well... you know...

Anyway she's embarrassed to talk about it, but Vaseline doesn't masturbate 'cuz it feels wrong doing it when I'm not there. I've told her it's ok, but she says no.

There, now it's not a secret. No need to be ashamed anymore.

Needs To Go Outside Posts : 741 Join date : 2011-01-30

Ulyaoth wrote:: I felt obligated to post in this topic since... well... you know...

Anyway she's embarrassed to talk about it, but Vaseline doesn't masturbate 'cuz it feels wrong doing it when I'm not there. I've told her it's ok, but she says no.

There, now it's not a secret. No need to be ashamed anymore.

Well that still means she masturbates when you're around...

Subject: Re: Masturbation. Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:01 am

I don't know what to say in response to that ^^

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

*rapes hand*

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Vaseline wrote:: I don't know what to say in response to that ^^

Ulyoath makes me speechless sometimes too.