Alright.

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:18 am

Which two of you bastards are my parents?

Right now, Daroska claims that Scott and Vaseline are my parents.

Then GSM said it could be Daroska and Smap.

It's been confirmed that this all started at the car key party.

Iseewhatyoudidthere

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:19 am

I really hope I'm some distant relative.

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:21 am

I can't be the parent. I'm on the pill!

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:21 am

Vaseline wrote:: I really hope I'm some distant relative.

I'm pretty sure you're my aunt.

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:21 am

Vaseline was your mother. She made you a prom night dumpster baby.

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:22 am

Daroska wrote:: Vaseline was your mother. She made you a prom night dumpster baby.

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:30 am

One of these men have been confrimed to be your father

Alright. Real-life-mario-luigi

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:54 am

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: One of these men have been confrimed to be your father

Oooof hot as fuck. I can see where Soup gets his looks from.

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:03 am

Vaseline wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: One of these men have been confrimed to be your father

Oooof hot as fuck. I can see where Soup gets his looks from.

The mario brothers are renown for their good looks.

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:24 am

Vaseline wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: One of these men have been confrimed to be your father

Oooof hot as fuck. I can see where Soup gets his looks from.

I don't. They look like 70s porn stars. And we all know how many STDs they carry.

Bell Sucker Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26

I'm your little brochacho in that case.... Iseewhatyoudidthere

Kill me now.

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:38 pm

Vaseline... and me... Soup... sir... I think you've just committed a federal crime by putting that image in my head.

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:38 pm

I'm the uncle who sells drugs to school children.

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

I hope I'm adopted.

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:00 pm

Just a reminder, I reproduce by drinking blood. You are not mine.

Yet. :demon:

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:28 pm

Scott wrote:: Vaseline... and me... Soup... sir... I think you've just committed a federal crime by putting that image in my head.

It's Daroska's fault.

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:35 pm

I'm not old enough to have a kid.

That counts me out as being your mother.

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Vaseline wrote:: I'm not old enough to have a kid.

That counts me out as being your mother.

You're old enough, but you just won't have sex. Unless you're 12. :suspect:

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:37 pm

Vaseline wrote:: I'm not old enough to have a kid.

That counts me out as being your mother.

Actually, if Jet is a girl she would be old enough.

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:38 pm

Vaseline wrote:: I'm not old enough to have a kid.

That counts me out as being your mother.

So you're my aunt...

Scott, looks you need a new partner.

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

SoupWithSauce wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: I'm not old enough to have a kid.

That counts me out as being your mother.

So you're my aunt...

Scott, looks you need a new partner.

Maybe you're Scott's grandson.

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:42 pm

Branch wrote:

SoupWithSauce wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: I'm not old enough to have a kid.

That counts me out as being your mother.

So you're my aunt...

Scott, looks you need a new partner.

Maybe you're Scott's grandson.

He's too young.

Besides, Scott's too awesome for that shit.

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:43 pm

Branch wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: I'm not old enough to have a kid.

That counts me out as being your mother.

You're old enough, but you just won't have sex. Unless you're 12. :suspect:

That made no sense. Oh and no, I literally am not old enough in any way to have a child that is Soup's age.

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:44 pm

Vaseline wrote:

Branch wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: I'm not old enough to have a kid.

That counts me out as being your mother.

You're old enough, but you just won't have sex. Unless you're 12. :suspect:

That made no sense. Oh and no, I literally am not old enough in any way to have a child that is Soup's age.

She would be like 4 when she had me.

Ouch.

Subject: Re: Alright. Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:47 pm

SoupWithSauce wrote:

Vaseline wrote:: I'm not old enough to have a kid.

That counts me out as being your mother.

So you're my aunt...

Scott, looks you need a new partner.

Alright... it's Shadie... it was one of Spanky's Friday Party threads... and well... we'd both had one too many /spanks and /faps...

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