| Guys, please console me! | |
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Yeet WolfPack
Posts : 4069 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 94 Location : le tit
| Subject: Re: Guys, please console me! Tue Jun 21, 2011 8:18 pm | |
| - Jet wrote:
- PimpWilbourn wrote:
- Jet wrote:
I didn't even know. Not in the mood though. Currently watching some of the reviews for Infamous 2 and wishing I had a PS3 even more. You're in chat right now... Oboi. IT'z fun bein councilmanz | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: Guys, please console me! Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:09 am | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: Guys, please console me! Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:02 am | |
| There there, Vaseliney bear. *pets your hair* It'll be alright. Ssshhh... sssssshhh. No. Don't you fret. You want a handy? What do you call it when you do that for a chick? Probably not a handy. It'll make you feel better at any rate, I'm sure. | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: Guys, please console me! Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:59 am | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- There there, Vaseliney bear. *pets your hair* It'll be alright. Ssshhh... sssssshhh. No. Don't you fret. You want a handy? What do you call it when you do that for a chick? Probably not a handy. It'll make you feel better at any rate, I'm sure.
I've got Branch for this stuff now... | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: Guys, please console me! Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:46 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- I've got Branch for this stuff now...
Whaaat? Have you seen his avatar? It's a baby. A freakin' baby. Holding up his fist... Are you like, into fisting but not ready for an adult-sized fist? That's perverted, Vaseline. I don't know how you come up with these sick fantasies of yours. But I appreciate that in a woman. Now, this avatar of mine has tentacles. It's kinda zoomed up too close, but come on. Tentacles, Vaseline!!! | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Guys, please console me! Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:47 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- I've got Branch for this stuff now...
Whaaat? Have you seen his avatar? It's a baby. A freakin' baby. Holding up his fist... Are you like, into fisting but not ready for an adult-sized fist? That's perverted, Vaseline. I don't know how you come up with these sick fantasies of yours. But I appreciate that in a woman. Now, this avatar of mine has tentacles. It's kinda zoomed up too close, but come on. Tentacles, Vaseline!!! First off it's called a hand job. And I'm about to give you a fist job. Step away from mah lady! | |
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Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Guys, please console me! Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:48 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- Ulyaoth wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- I've got Branch for this stuff now...
Whaaat? Have you seen his avatar? It's a baby. A freakin' baby. Holding up his fist... Are you like, into fisting but not ready for an adult-sized fist? That's perverted, Vaseline. I don't know how you come up with these sick fantasies of yours. But I appreciate that in a woman. Now, this avatar of mine has tentacles. It's kinda zoomed up too close, but come on. Tentacles, Vaseline!!! First off it's called a hand job. And I'm about to give you a fist job. Step away from mah lady! Forever alone. | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: Guys, please console me! Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:50 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- First off it's called a hand job. And I'm about to give you a fist job. Step away from mah lady!
A handjob sounds so impersonal. Like something you paid a stranger to do. A handy is something a woman does for you 'cuz she loves you, but is too tired for sex and already ate. :D | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: Guys, please console me! Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:59 pm | |
| Come on chaps, no need to fight over me...
Carry on though yeah. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Guys, please console me! Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:02 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- First off it's called a hand job. And I'm about to give you a fist job. Step away from mah lady!
A handjob sounds so impersonal. Like something you paid a stranger to do. A handy is something a woman does for you 'cuz she loves you, but is too tired for sex and already ate. :D I'm sorry, but it's over between you two. | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: Guys, please console me! Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:02 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- Ulyaoth wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- I've got Branch for this stuff now...
Whaaat? Have you seen his avatar? It's a baby. A freakin' baby. Holding up his fist... Are you like, into fisting but not ready for an adult-sized fist? That's perverted, Vaseline. I don't know how you come up with these sick fantasies of yours. But I appreciate that in a woman. Now, this avatar of mine has tentacles. It's kinda zoomed up too close, but come on. Tentacles, Vaseline!!! First off it's called a hand job. And I'm about to give you a fist job. Step away from mah lady! No, fisting is something different. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Guys, please console me! Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:04 pm | |
| - Causa wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- Ulyaoth wrote:
Whaaat? Have you seen his avatar? It's a baby. A freakin' baby. Holding up his fist... Are you like, into fisting but not ready for an adult-sized fist? That's perverted, Vaseline. I don't know how you come up with these sick fantasies of yours. But I appreciate that in a woman. Now, this avatar of mine has tentacles. It's kinda zoomed up too close, but come on. Tentacles, Vaseline!!! First off it's called a hand job. And I'm about to give you a fist job. Step away from mah lady! No, fisting is something different. Causa, I've known you since you came here and you've been a good friend through and through, so I know what I'm saying when I say SHUT UP!!! | |
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Causa Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251 Join date : 2011-02-05 Age : 25 Location : Green Dolphin Street Prison
| Subject: Re: Guys, please console me! Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:05 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
Causa, I've known you since you came here and you've been a good friend through and through, so I know what I'm saying when I say SHUT UP!!! But you don't. Fisting is different. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
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CollaWars Arcane Warrior
Posts : 3071 Join date : 2011-01-31 Age : 27 Location : Delocated
| Subject: Re: Guys, please console me! Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:07 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- Causa wrote:
- Branch wrote:
Causa, I've known you since you came here and you've been a good friend through and through, so I know what I'm saying when I say SHUT UP!!! But you don't. Fisting is different. What do you know about sex? | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: Guys, please console me! Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:08 pm | |
| Someone should make a song called "Two in the pink, one in the stink". Because that's funny. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Guys, please console me! Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:09 pm | |
| - CollaWars wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- Causa wrote:
But you don't. Fisting is different. What do you know about sex? Aren't you 14 too? | |
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Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
| Subject: Re: Guys, please console me! Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:10 pm | |
| - CollaWars wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- Causa wrote:
But you don't. Fisting is different. What do you know about sex? What do you know about sex? | |
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Jet Bell Sucker
Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Guys, please console me! Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:11 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- CollaWars wrote:
- Branch wrote:
What do you know about sex? Aren't you 14 too? Lol. Keep your mouth shut and listen to Causa for once. | |
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Yeet WolfPack
Posts : 4069 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 94 Location : le tit
| Subject: Re: Guys, please console me! Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:12 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- CollaWars wrote:
- Branch wrote:
What do you know about sex? Aren't you 14 too? He's 31. N00bz lrn2triforce 0r gtf0. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Guys, please console me! Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:12 pm | |
| - Jet wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- CollaWars wrote:
What do you know about sex? Aren't you 14 too? Lol. Keep your mouth shut and listen to Causa for once. I read that as "Keep your mouth slut and listen to Causa for once." Is that normal? | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: Guys, please console me! Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:16 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- I read that as "Keep your mouth slut and listen to Causa for once."
Is that normal? It means you're gonna be like me someday. Let me know when the transformation is complete. I know a few good hentai sites you'll be interested in. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Guys, please console me! Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:16 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- Branch wrote:
- I read that as "Keep your mouth slut and listen to Causa for once."
Is that normal? It means you're gonna be like me someday.
Let me know when the transformation is complete. I know a few good hentai sites you'll be interested in. Like you? /wrist | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: Guys, please console me! Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:18 pm | |
| - Branch wrote:
- Like you?
/wrists That is the correct response. You're one of us, now. | |
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