L12PW Number Banana

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Wed Oct 05, 2011 6:19 pm

Scott wrote:: What he means Uly.. is don't dwell on it... move on... "move on" being the key term here.

Nevaaar! There'll never be another girl-at-work like my girl-at-work! *tears*

Also, you know how much it's affecting me? I started playing WoW again. That's like an alcoholic returning to the drink! It's bad news, friend! Baaaaaad news.

EDIT: Your mom beat dragon age, Causa.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Ulyaoth wrote:

Scott wrote:: What he means Uly.. is don't dwell on it... move on... "move on" being the key term here.

Nevaaar! There'll never be another girl-at-work like my girl-at-work! *tears*

Also, you know how much it's affecting me? I started playing WoW again. That's like an alcoholic returning to the drink! It's bad news, friend! Baaaaaad news.

EDIT: Your mom beat dragon age, Causa.

How come I see you, 20-30 years from now, in a roadside bar, drunk-talking to nobody in particular about your fabled girl-at-work?

Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:07 am

BananaDealer wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

Scott wrote:: What he means Uly.. is don't dwell on it... move on... "move on" being the key term here.

Nevaaar! There'll never be another girl-at-work like my girl-at-work! *tears*

Also, you know how much it's affecting me? I started playing WoW again. That's like an alcoholic returning to the drink! It's bad news, friend! Baaaaaad news.

EDIT: Your mom beat dragon age, Causa.

How come I see you, 20-30 years from now, in a roadside bar, drunk-talking to nobody in particular about your fabled girl-at-work?

Nobody in particular? that'll be me and Flatmate, happily married, having to listen to his depressive 40 year old virgin drunk and racist chatter. That or Scott and his soon to be wife. Either way, he'll soon find a chair and some rope by then or find an old whore to coddle him.

Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:59 am

Daroska wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

Scott wrote:: What he means Uly.. is don't dwell on it... move on... "move on" being the key term here.

Nevaaar! There'll never be another girl-at-work like my girl-at-work! *tears*

Also, you know how much it's affecting me? I started playing WoW again. That's like an alcoholic returning to the drink! It's bad news, friend! Baaaaaad news.

EDIT: Your mom beat dragon age, Causa.

How come I see you, 20-30 years from now, in a roadside bar, drunk-talking to nobody in particular about your fabled girl-at-work?

Nobody in particular? that'll be me and Flatmate, happily married, having to listen to his depressive 40 year old virgin drunk and racist chatter. That or Scott and his ~~soon to be~~ wife. Either way, he'll soon find a chair and some rope by then or find an old whore to coddle him.

/fix't

Also... Uly? Drink?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! xD Good one...

Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:41 pm

Yeah, you know I don't drink. I'm Edge, yo. That makes me cool, right? They said that makes you cool.

Anyway, more bad news... girl-at-work has a boyfriend now... it's the coffee shop guy... Surprisingly, I don't feel like killing myself to make a statement. I think I'm ok...

I found out from one of the supervisors there... turns out she talked to girl-at-work and told her she should think about going out with me, that I would be good to her and take care of her. Which I really appreciate... but it was for naught, unfortunately!

So yeah... I guess that's kind of the end of it... for now. I'm sure you're all thrilled. *storms out of room crying*

EDIT: On a side note, pizza's never good when you have to microwave it the next day... it's depressing.

Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:44 pm

bewbz

Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:46 pm

Oh, I see. We just gonna start a new page then. Setting aside my big news like it was no big deal! Because it was. It was a super big deal.

Super big.
(that's what she said)

Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:49 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:: Oh, I see. We just gonna start a new page then. Setting aside my big news like it was no big deal! Because it was. It was a super big deal.

Super big.
(that's what she said)

YOU'REAFRIGGINNIGGERASSBITCHYOUCHINKIHOPEYOURCHINKASSGETSShOTBYACONFEDERATE

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Ulyaoth wrote:: Oh, I see. We just gonna start a new page then. Setting aside my big news like it was no big deal! Because it was. It was a super big deal.

Super big.
(that's what she said)

Dude... You don't show her your junk on the second date... uh huh

Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:31 pm

BananaDealer wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: Oh, I see. We just gonna start a new page then. Setting aside my big news like it was no big deal! Because it was. It was a super big deal.

Super big.
(that's what she said)

Dude... You don't show her your junk on the second date... uh huh

Exception: She shows you her's first... OMG!

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Scott wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: Oh, I see. We just gonna start a new page then. Setting aside my big news like it was no big deal! Because it was. It was a super big deal.

Super big.
(that's what she said)

Dude... You don't show her your junk on the second date... uh huh

Exception: She shows you her's first... OMG!

Uuugh... I don't know what you're wife's been telling you... But biologically... Women are not supposed to have 'junk'... Might wanna check that with a... Doctor or something...

Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:06 am

Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Fri Oct 07, 2011 9:41 am

BananaDealer wrote:

Scott wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: Oh, I see. We just gonna start a new page then. Setting aside my big news like it was no big deal! Because it was. It was a super big deal.

Super big.
(that's what she said)

Dude... You don't show her your junk on the second date... uh huh

Exception: She shows you her's first... OMG!

Uuugh... I don't know what you're wife's been telling you... But biologically... Women are not supposed to have 'junk'... Might wanna check that with a... Doctor or something...

That was the joke... you

Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Fri Oct 07, 2011 9:44 am

Scott wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:

Scott wrote:: Exception: She shows you her's first...

Uuugh... I don't know what you're wife's been telling you... But biologically... Women are not supposed to have 'junk'... Might wanna check that with a... Doctor or something...

That was the joke... you

Sure it was... Say WHA!!!

Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sat Oct 08, 2011 12:27 am

So... here we are.

Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sat Oct 08, 2011 12:46 am

Ulyaoth wrote:: So... here we are.

Nope... just you...

Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:10 am

I shot someone in the head with my nerf gun today. I laughed and then stopped when I realised it wasn't someone I knew.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: I shot someone in the head with my nerf gun today. I laughed and then stopped when I realised it wasn't someone I knew.

You know there are much better ways of meeting people GSG.

Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:06 am

Spanky wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: I shot someone in the head with my nerf gun today. I laughed and then stopped when I realised it wasn't someone I knew.

You know there are much better ways of meeting people GSG.

Yeah but those ways are not as fun.

Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:18 am

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: I shot someone in the head with my nerf gun today. I laughed and then stopped when I realised it wasn't someone I knew.

Strange... I don't believe the second part.. the part where you stopped laughing. yeah

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Spanky wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: I shot someone in the head with my nerf gun today. I laughed and then stopped when I realised it wasn't someone I knew.

You know there are much better ways of meeting people GSG.

Yeah but those ways are not as fun.

What? Chloroforming someone, dragging them to an abandoned public rest room and re-making scenes from SAW isn't fun? no...just no

Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:32 am

Scott wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: I shot someone in the head with my nerf gun today. I laughed and then stopped when I realised it wasn't someone I knew.

Strange... I don't believe the second part.. the part where you stopped laughing. yeah

Okay I was pretending not to laugh at then end.

Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:33 am

BananaDealer wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Spanky wrote:: You know there are much better ways of meeting people GSG.

Yeah but those ways are not as fun.

What? Chloroforming someone, dragging them to an abandoned public rest room and re-making scenes from SAW isn't fun? no...just no

Not a fan of Saw. I would rather put them naked in a bed next to a donkey.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: Yeah but those ways are not as fun.

What? Chloroforming someone, dragging them to an abandoned public rest room and re-making scenes from SAW isn't fun? no...just no

Not a fan of Saw. I would rather put them naked in a bed next to a donkey.

So you'll just share your bed with them? No forced intercourse with the unconscious? What kind of dull, devoid of life type of person are you?!

Subject: Re: L12PW Number Banana Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:17 am

BananaDealer wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:: What? Chloroforming someone, dragging them to an abandoned public rest room and re-making scenes from SAW isn't fun?

Not a fan of Saw. I would rather put them naked in a bed next to a donkey.

So you'll just share your bed with them? No forced intercourse with the unconscious? What kind of dull, devoid of life type of person are you?!

Im not a donkey. I would force them into a donkey show (google it) and then film it and stream it live. They will wake up wondering why their mouth tastes like donkey cock.

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