Friday Night Party Thread....

That's right guys and G.I.R.L.s, It's BACK!!!!

For the no0bz that have no friggin' idea what I'm talking about here's the run down:

Everyone is invited to Spanky's Basement for a Ho Down (pun intended). However...you can't get into the party without bringing something to contribute to the debauchery. So....Let's do this!!!

Ok...I'll start. *put's on Speedo and zipper mask and dives into the....*

Hot Tub

Fleshlights

Horny Panda

Flat Screen LCD ...and pronz

Asian Tranny

Ganja

Ass Beer

Monkey Waiters

DJ Bananaz

Furry Hookerz

Bloody stripper pole

Nyan Rastah

I brought the flashlights.

And not the ones you use too see in the dark...

Garrus wrote:

I brought the flashlights.

And not the ones you use too see in the dark...

*panda walks in in a speedo.*

Spanky wrote:

Garrus wrote:

I brought the flashlights.

And not the ones you use too see in the dark...

...Fleshlights? Come on...

*Walks in. Tosses flat screen TV to spanky. Sits in hot tub."

Contribute? ok, here's the marijuana. Just don't be askin' where I got it now, mon..

Now I need a nice cold beer, a hooker and a de nice' hip music for a partay like this.

*Walks in with Japanese woman with 2 penises* Don't ask how I got this.

*Throws it in hot tub*

Daroska wrote:

Contribute? ok, here's the marijuana. Just don't be askin' where I got it now, mon..

Now I need a nice cold beer, a hooker and a de nice' hip music for a partay like this.

I think there's a Japanese hooker in the hot tub. I would bring a friend too if I were you.

*Japanese Women swarm self* No.... no... I love only Vase. *Gets buried under women* Wilboooooourn, heeeeeelp!

OK...no one thought to bring any booze?

What are we suppose to feed the hookerz?

Matieu Shepard wrote:

*Japanese Women swarm self* No.... no... I love only Vase. *Gets buried under women* Wilboooooourn, heeeeeelp!

What's that Mat? You need some more bitces? Shiiit negro, that's all you had too say! Pimp Wilbourn too the rescue baby! *Puts on shades and snaps fingers*

*Matieu gets swarmed with bitches*

Too... much... sexy!!!

*walks into basement*

*bends over in front of Spanky*

*shits out 9001 bottles of beer*

*proceeds towards hot tub*

Have fun.

Causa wrote:

Have fun.

*pushes Causa into hot tub*

Daroska wrote:

Causa wrote:

Have fun.

*pushes Causa into hot tub*

Dammit.

*slides into hotub with some bamboo to eat*

Causa wrote:

Daroska wrote:

Causa wrote:

Have fun.

*pushes Causa into hot tub*

Dammit.

Oh...Hey there!

Spanky wrote:

Oh...Hey there!

Hai der.

Causa wrote:

Spanky wrote:

Oh...Hey there!

Hai der.

/assbeer

I'm bringing 5 Monkey Waiters, complete with the monkey suits, Monkey DJ 'Bananaz' and a bunch of Monkey Hookers... Oh, and a Guerrilla Drag Queen...

I brought this 8 ft pole that I used to put the officer's detailing your house, from across the street, to beddy bye. I suppose it could be used for a stripper pole too tho...

*blood drips from pole*

Scott wrote:

I brought this 8 ft pole that I used to put the officer's detailing your house, from across the street, to beddy bye. I suppose it could be used for a stripper pole too tho...

*blood drips from pole*

Ok... I am officially creeped out...

Ok...why is there a dead tranny hooker floating in the hot tub?

*Glares at Grimeth*