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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Sooo... I might be needing to move... Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:22 pm | |
| My landlord's a bitch, that's been established...
Apparently she had this grand idea today of emptying out the entire flatshare where I live and renting the whole place out (instead of single rooms)...
So I gotta be out of there by 4th of September...
Sooo... Yeah...
I can haz help with finding a new place? I'd like it to have a double bed, bills inclusive (and Internetz pl0x!) and be around 500 per month... Preferably zone 1-2...
Any help's welcome...
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Astraeos Needs To Go Outside
Posts : 741 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: Sooo... I might be needing to move... Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:24 pm | |
| - BananaDealer wrote:
- My landlord's a bitch, that's been established...
Apparently she had this grand idea today of emptying out the entire flatshare where I live and renting the whole place out (instead of single rooms)...
So I gotta be out of there by 4th of September...
Sooo... Yeah...
I can haz help with finding a new place? I'd like it to have a double bed, bills inclusive (and Internetz pl0x!) and be around 500 per month... Preferably zone 1-2...
Any help's welcome...
Spanky's basement is free and has everything you could ever want. | |
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Matieu Slayer of Branch
Posts : 2568 Join date : 2011-01-29 Age : 33 Location : I'm a Bachelor now, I'm everywhere.
| Subject: Re: Sooo... I might be needing to move... Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:24 pm | |
| Well if you lived in Florida I could help you, and actually get payed for my help, but outside of my area down here I don't know many locations to really assist you. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Sooo... I might be needing to move... Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:30 pm | |
| - Astraeos wrote:
- BananaDealer wrote:
- My landlord's a bitch, that's been established...
Apparently she had this grand idea today of emptying out the entire flatshare where I live and renting the whole place out (instead of single rooms)...
So I gotta be out of there by 4th of September...
Sooo... Yeah...
I can haz help with finding a new place? I'd like it to have a double bed, bills inclusive (and Internetz pl0x!) and be around 500 per month... Preferably zone 1-2...
Any help's welcome...
Spanky's basement is free and has everything you could ever want. Tell Spanky I have a carpet and a mattress... That beats his moldy basement anytime... (Jet currently occupies the carpet, along with my ninja monkeys... Due to Guild Awards' upcoming visit...) Mattress is for Vase and Mat's relationship strain... Anyways... This was more directed towards Vase and anyone england-side... | |
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Spankster OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
| Subject: Re: Sooo... I might be needing to move... Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:35 pm | |
| - BananaDealer wrote:
- Astraeos wrote:
- BananaDealer wrote:
- My landlord's a bitch, that's been established...
Apparently she had this grand idea today of emptying out the entire flatshare where I live and renting the whole place out (instead of single rooms)...
So I gotta be out of there by 4th of September...
Sooo... Yeah...
I can haz help with finding a new place? I'd like it to have a double bed, bills inclusive (and Internetz pl0x!) and be around 500 per month... Preferably zone 1-2...
Any help's welcome...
Spanky's basement is free and has everything you could ever want. Tell Spanky I have a carpet and a mattress... That beats his moldy basement anytime... (Jet currently occupies the carpet, along with my ninja monkeys... Due to Guild Awards' upcoming visit...) Mattress is for Vase and Mat's relationship strain...
Anyways... This was more directed towards Vase and anyone england-side...
Racist! | |
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Astraeos Needs To Go Outside
Posts : 741 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: Sooo... I might be needing to move... Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:37 pm | |
| - Spanky wrote:
- BananaDealer wrote:
- Astraeos wrote:
Spanky's basement is free and has everything you could ever want. Tell Spanky I have a carpet and a mattress... That beats his moldy basement anytime... (Jet currently occupies the carpet, along with my ninja monkeys... Due to Guild Awards' upcoming visit...) Mattress is for Vase and Mat's relationship strain...
Anyways... This was more directed towards Vase and anyone england-side...
Racist! You tell him. Just becuse we live across the pond from him, we can't help him find a decent place to live. What a donkey. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Sooo... I might be needing to move... Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:54 pm | |
| - Spanky wrote:
- BananaDealer wrote:
- Astraeos wrote:
Spanky's basement is free and has everything you could ever want. Tell Spanky I have a carpet and a mattress... That beats his moldy basement anytime... (Jet currently occupies the carpet, along with my ninja monkeys... Due to Guild Awards' upcoming visit...) Mattress is for Vase and Mat's relationship strain...
Anyways... This was more directed towards Vase and anyone england-side...
Racist! Lol wut? How is it racist? I'm not insulting them... It's like calling you guys americans... | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Sooo... I might be needing to move... Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:57 pm | |
| - Astraeos wrote:
- Spanky wrote:
- BananaDealer wrote:
Tell Spanky I have a carpet and a mattress... That beats his moldy basement anytime... (Jet currently occupies the carpet, along with my ninja monkeys... Due to Guild Awards' upcoming visit...) Mattress is for Vase and Mat's relationship strain...
Anyways... This was more directed towards Vase and anyone england-side...
Racist! You tell him. Just becuse we live across the pond from him, we can't help him find a decent place to live.
What a donkey. I never said that! | |
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Astraeos Needs To Go Outside
Posts : 741 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: Sooo... I might be needing to move... Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:02 pm | |
| - BananaDealer wrote:
- Astraeos wrote:
- Spanky wrote:
Racist! You tell him. Just becuse we live across the pond from him, we can't help him find a decent place to live.
What a donkey. I never said that! The jig is up BananaDealer. You hate America so that means you hate freedom, which makes you a terrorist. The CIA has been notified. Have a good day. | |
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Spankster OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
| Subject: Re: Sooo... I might be needing to move... Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:03 pm | |
| - BananaDealer wrote:
- Spanky wrote:
- BananaDealer wrote:
Tell Spanky I have a carpet and a mattress... That beats his moldy basement anytime... (Jet currently occupies the carpet, along with my ninja monkeys... Due to Guild Awards' upcoming visit...) Mattress is for Vase and Mat's relationship strain...
Anyways... This was more directed towards Vase and anyone england-side...
Racist!
Lol wut? How is it racist? I'm not insulting them... It's like calling you guys americans... What did you just call me?!?!?!?! - Astraeos wrote:
The jig is up BananaDealer. You hate America so that means you hate freedom, which makes you a terrorist. The CIA has been notified. Have a good day. I see Guantanamo Bay in his future. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Sooo... I might be needing to move... Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:08 pm | |
| - Astraeos wrote:
- BananaDealer wrote:
- Astraeos wrote:
You tell him. Just becuse we live across the pond from him, we can't help him find a decent place to live.
What a donkey. I never said that! The jig is up BananaDealer. You hate America so that means you hate freedom, which makes you a terrorist. The CIA has been notified. Have a good day. CIA? I bet I have more monkeys in suits than them! | |
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Astraeos Needs To Go Outside
Posts : 741 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: Sooo... I might be needing to move... Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:09 pm | |
| - Spanky wrote:
- BananaDealer wrote:
- Spanky wrote:
Racist!
Lol wut? How is it racist? I'm not insulting them... It's like calling you guys americans... What did you just call me?!?!?!?!
- Astraeos wrote:
The jig is up BananaDealer. You hate America so that means you hate freedom, which makes you a terrorist. The CIA has been notified. Have a good day. I see Guantanamo Bay in his future. He'll probably just escape like those damned terrorists Harold and Kumar. On a side note, that movie was horrible compared to the first one. | |
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Astraeos Needs To Go Outside
Posts : 741 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: Sooo... I might be needing to move... Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:09 pm | |
| - BananaDealer wrote:
- Astraeos wrote:
- BananaDealer wrote:
I never said that! The jig is up BananaDealer. You hate America so that means you hate freedom, which makes you a terrorist. The CIA has been notified. Have a good day. CIA? I bet I have more monkeys in suits than them! Idk they gotta lot of monkeys working there. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Sooo... I might be needing to move... Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:14 pm | |
| - Astraeos wrote:
- BananaDealer wrote:
- Astraeos wrote:
The jig is up BananaDealer. You hate America so that means you hate freedom, which makes you a terrorist. The CIA has been notified. Have a good day. CIA? I bet I have more monkeys in suits than them! Idk they gotta lot of monkeys working there. Or are they double agents working for me? tum-dum-duuum!!!!!1! | |
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Spankster OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
| Subject: Re: Sooo... I might be needing to move... Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:15 pm | |
| - Astraeos wrote:
- BananaDealer wrote:
- Astraeos wrote:
The jig is up BananaDealer. You hate America so that means you hate freedom, which makes you a terrorist. The CIA has been notified. Have a good day. CIA? I bet I have more monkeys in suits than them! Idk they gotta lot of monkeys working there. And they are armed monkeys.... unlike those passivise monkeys you have in Europe. - BananaDealer wrote:
Or are they double agents working for me? tum-dum-duuum!!!!!1! Oooo...I love a good conspiracy monkey theory! | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Sooo... I might be needing to move... Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:19 pm | |
| - Spanky wrote:
- Astraeos wrote:
- BananaDealer wrote:
CIA? I bet I have more monkeys in suits than them! Idk they gotta lot of monkeys working there. And they are armed monkeys....
unlike those passivise monkeys you have in Europe.
- BananaDealer wrote:
Or are they double agents working for me? tum-dum-duuum!!!!!1! Oooo...I love a good conspiracy monkey theory! Who said anything about my monkeys being in Europe? *Moves secret base* See! Nothing there! <.< >.> | |
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Spankster OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
| Subject: Re: Sooo... I might be needing to move... Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:22 pm | |
| - BananaDealer wrote:
- Spanky wrote:
- Astraeos wrote:
Idk they gotta lot of monkeys working there. And they are armed monkeys....
unlike those passivise monkeys you have in Europe.
- BananaDealer wrote:
Or are they double agents working for me? tum-dum-duuum!!!!!1! Oooo...I love a good conspiracy monkey theory! Who said anything about my monkeys being in Europe? *Moves secret base*
See! Nothing there! <.< >.>
Your failure to cover your tracks will be your downfall Banana! | |
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Astraeos Needs To Go Outside
Posts : 741 Join date : 2011-01-30
| Subject: Re: Sooo... I might be needing to move... Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:25 pm | |
| - Spanky wrote:
- BananaDealer wrote:
- Spanky wrote:
And they are armed monkeys....
unlike those passivise monkeys you have in Europe.
Oooo...I love a good conspiracy monkey theory! Who said anything about my monkeys being in Europe? *Moves secret base*
See! Nothing there! <.< >.>
Your failure to cover your tracks will be your downfall Banana!
I wondered what that trail of banana peels was doing in the middle of Europe. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Sooo... I might be needing to move... Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:27 pm | |
| - Spanky wrote:
Your failure to cover your tracks will be your downfall Banana!
If I wanted to cover my tracks, you'd be in Gweru by now... | |
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Spankster OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
| Subject: Re: Sooo... I might be needing to move... Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:46 pm | |
| - BananaDealer wrote:
- Spanky wrote:
Your failure to cover your tracks will be your downfall Banana!
If I wanted to cover my tracks, you'd be in Gweru by now... Wait...now you're moving to Afrika? The banana market there is already saturated. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Sooo... I might be needing to move... Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:51 pm | |
| - Spanky wrote:
- BananaDealer wrote:
- Spanky wrote:
Your failure to cover your tracks will be your downfall Banana!
If I wanted to cover my tracks, you'd be in Gweru by now... Wait...now you're moving to Afrika?
The banana market there is already saturated. You'd wonder where I'm getting all my bananas and monkeys... You actually found Gweru? That's more than I expected... Anyways... I might be there... I might not... | |
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GSG Aqua Panther
Posts : 1528 Join date : 2011-05-24 Age : 31 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Sooo... I might be needing to move... Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:56 pm | |
| That sucks about your landlord. When I was living by myself, the landlord was my brothers friends mum. So she was always extra nice too me. | |
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Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
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