Field Open for a replacement Vaseline!

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Bell Sucker Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26

Hello.

Field Open for a replacement Vaseline! 534932

Recently we lost our little flower: Vaseline....

Tbh, I don't really care. Lulz.

And now someone must replace her....

As Vaseline you must do the following things:

*Talk in a British accent

*Rage about your professors

*Protect Branchy poo at all costs!

*Have on and off emotions about Jet

*Have a sexual relationship with Soup

*Feel pity for little Ulyaoth

*Hate Boba

Now then, some of you may be asking "Wait...I don't have to be a woman?" Well, no, you do not. The original Vaseline herself claimed at times that "she" was not actually a "she" in chat. We not only welcome some of you males to try to be our new Vaseline, but we encourage it! *raises eyebrows at Wilbourn*

You can turn in your application there. *points at box*

Subject: Re: Field Open for a replacement Vaseline! Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:30 pm

This thread is stupid and you should feel bad about it.

Subject: Re: Field Open for a replacement Vaseline! Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:36 pm

I think Buddy is an ideal applicant and should be interviewed immediately...

Bell Sucker Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26

So....Mr. Burkman, what made you interested in coming to this thread? Cummon' you know there was summin'. Field Open for a replacement Vaseline! 602475912

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Gaming Misfit wrote:: *Have a sexual relationship with Soup

Would I have to send him pictures of my junk? huh?

Subject: Re: Field Open for a replacement Vaseline! Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:04 pm

Scott wrote:: I think Buddy is an ideal applicant and should be interviewed immediately...

I match none of the above things. Nor do I want to. Except for the professor one, because I DO want to go to college.

Bell Sucker Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26

@ The Spankster, of course. Field Open for a replacement Vaseline! 534932

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Gaming Misfit wrote:: @ The Spankster, of course.

FINE!!!

Field Open for a replacement Vaseline! Fh

Subject: Re: Field Open for a replacement Vaseline! Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:21 pm

Spanky wrote:

Gaming Misfit wrote:: @ The Spankster, of course.

FINE!!!

I want the premium goods... the junk in the trunk!

Subject: Re: Field Open for a replacement Vaseline! Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:40 pm

My professors jolly well sucketh. What what.

Subject: Re: Field Open for a replacement Vaseline! Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:05 pm

Burkman wrote:: This thread is stupid and you should feel bad about it.

This.

Bell Sucker Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26

Causa wrote:

Burkman wrote:: This thread is stupid and you should feel bad about it.

This.

Burkman = Angreh

Causa = Hipster who feels insecure about himself.

Subject: Re: Field Open for a replacement Vaseline! Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:47 pm

Gaming Misfit wrote:

Causa wrote:

Burkman wrote:: This thread is stupid and you should feel bad about it.

This.

Burkman = Angreh

Causa = Hipster who feels insecure about himself.

Jet = Someone who should shut up if he knew what was good for him.

Subject: Re: Field Open for a replacement Vaseline! Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:53 pm

Well, I like your thread.

Subject: Re: Field Open for a replacement Vaseline! Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:54 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:: Well, I like your thread.

HEY! We don't need haters here... Field Open for a replacement Vaseline! 2238782717

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

Burkman wrote:

Gaming Misfit wrote:

Causa wrote:: This.

Burkman = Angreh

Causa = Hipster who feels insecure about himself.

Jet = Someone who should shut up if he knew what was good for him.

Meatlocker = intrigued by this chain of events

Subject: Re: Field Open for a replacement Vaseline! Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:24 pm

Meatlocker wrote:

Burkman wrote:

Gaming Misfit wrote:

Causa wrote:: This.

Burkman = Angreh

Causa = Hipster who feels insecure about himself.

Jet = Someone who should shut up if he knew what was good for him.

Meatlocker = intrigued by this chain of events

Scott = intrigued by lack of genitalia in this thread...

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

Scott wrote:

Meatlocker wrote:

Burkman wrote:: Jet = Someone who should shut up if he knew what was good for him.

Meatlocker = intrigued by this chain of events

Scott = intrigued by lack of genitalia in this thread...

Meatlocker = assuming that includes scott

Subject: Re: Field Open for a replacement Vaseline! Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:32 pm

Meatlocker wrote:

Scott wrote:

Meatlocker wrote:

Burkman wrote:: Jet = Someone who should shut up if he knew what was good for him.

Meatlocker = intrigued by this chain of events

Scott = intrigued by lack of genitalia in this thread...

Meatlocker = assuming that includes scott

Hell naw... not when pants are optional... Say whaaa?

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

Scott wrote:

Meatlocker wrote:

Scott wrote:: Scott = intrigued by lack of genitalia in this thread...

Meatlocker = assuming that includes scott

Hell naw... not when pants are optional... Say whaaa?

Meatlocker = Doesn't even know anymore.

Subject: Re: Field Open for a replacement Vaseline! Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:38 pm

Meatlocker wrote:

Scott wrote:

Meatlocker wrote:

Scott wrote:: Scott = intrigued by lack of genitalia in this thread...

Meatlocker = assuming that includes scott

Hell naw... not when pants are optional... Say whaaa?

Meatlocker = Doesn't even know anymore.

You're still just a wee lad... it's ok. yeah

Subject: Re: Field Open for a replacement Vaseline! Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:51 pm

She is a she. She has a proper pic of herself on steam.

Subject: Re: Field Open for a replacement Vaseline! Fri Sep 16, 2011 1:29 am

Vaseline is dead and were mocking her? heh well im ok with it but we have to make a thread about why we loved her also. ill go do it since u assholes are lazy.

Subject: Re: Field Open for a replacement Vaseline! Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:41 am

DarthNemis wrote:: Vaseline is dead and were mocking her? heh well im ok with it but we have to make a thread about why we loved her also. ill go do it since u assholes are lazy.

The day you spell out the word "you" instead of "u" and learn to use general grammar... you have earned the right to call me a lazy asshole.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Scott wrote:

DarthNemis wrote:: Vaseline is dead and were mocking her? heh well im ok with it but we have to make a thread about why we loved her also. ill go do it since u assholes are lazy.

The day you spell out the word "you" instead of "u" and learn to use general grammar... you have earned the right to call me a lazy asshole.

I knew a lazy asshole once.

He couldn't keep shit in! OMG!

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