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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: What the... FUCK... Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:23 pm | |
| Uuugh... Yeah... Just... THIS: 2010 Darwin AwardsI... I can't really find words to describe the 1st and second place... Just... I mean... How south do you have to live to do shit like that? Seriously... There's a reason they lost the war... And it wasn't just ammunition shortage... AND THE WINNER IS.... Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded. The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves... 'Shit happens' RUNNER UP Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from a local bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more excited, and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge, they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable lay nearby. They secured one end around Bingham's leg and then tied the other to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham's foot was never located. | |
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CollaWars Arcane Warrior
Posts : 3071 Join date : 2011-01-31 Age : 27 Location : Delocated
| Subject: Re: What the... FUCK... Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:40 pm | |
| - BananaDealer wrote:
- Uuugh... Yeah... Just...
THIS:
2010 Darwin Awards
I... I can't really find words to describe the 1st and second place... Just... I mean... How south do you have to live to do shit like that? Seriously... There's a reason they lost the war... And it wasn't just ammunition shortage...
AND THE WINNER IS....
Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded.
The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves... 'Shit happens'
RUNNER UP
Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from a local bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more excited, and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge, they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable lay nearby. They secured one end around Bingham's leg and then tied the other to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham's foot was never located. You are a mean person. Get out. | |
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Branch The Fabulous
Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: What the... FUCK... Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:50 pm | |
| First thought: Who cares?
Second thought: Post smartass comment.
Third thought: leave thread | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: What the... FUCK... Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:03 pm | |
| Oh, come oooooooooooooon..... | |
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Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: What the... FUCK... Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:03 pm | |
| Some of those are just freaky to think about amiright predusk?
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Matieu Slayer of Branch
Posts : 2568 Join date : 2011-01-29 Age : 33 Location : I'm a Bachelor now, I'm everywhere.
| Subject: Re: What the... FUCK... Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:03 pm | |
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Spankster OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
| Subject: Re: What the... FUCK... Fri Oct 07, 2011 10:13 am | |
| Making the gene pool shallower...one cousin at a time. | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: What the... FUCK... Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:01 am | |
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Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: What the... FUCK... Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:14 am | |
| Who cares?
People do stupid things, Just look at us... | |
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Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: What the... FUCK... Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:22 am | |
| - Grimeth wrote:
- Who cares?
People do stupid things, Just look at us... I don't wanna.... | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: What the... FUCK... Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:09 pm | |
| - Grimeth wrote:
- Who cares?
People do stupid things, Just look at us... Just because you got yourself and Wilbourn kicked out of beta... | |
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Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: What the... FUCK... Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:20 pm | |
| The loading screen was that sexy? O.O | |
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Grimeth Sad Panda
Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: What the... FUCK... Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:31 pm | |
| - Scott wrote:
- The loading screen was that sexy? O.O
Just the icon was that sexy... | |
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