What Animal could you beat in a fight?

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: What Animal could you beat in a fight? Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:16 pm

I think I could take a lion. I could choke it out.

Subject: Re: What Animal could you beat in a fight? Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:32 pm

A giant spider goat... it would be a long and unruly fight... I might even have to use my God intended incisors... but I would @#%* the shit out of the giant spider goat... and then make tender love to it's corpse. OMG!

Subject: Re: What Animal could you beat in a fight? Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:34 pm

Scott wrote:: A giant spider goat... it would be a long and unruly fight... I might even have to use my God intended incisors... but I would @#%* the shit out of the giant spider goat... and then make tender love to it's corpse.

*tears in eyes*

that is how we truly make love and become one with each other.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

I could totally take out a Butt Monkey!

I would beat him at his own game. yeah

Subject: Re: What Animal could you beat in a fight? Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:38 pm

Spanky wrote:: I could totally take out a Butt Monkey!

I would beat him at his own game.

That could be arranged. (steals Banana's monkey)

Subject: Re: What Animal could you beat in a fight? Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:39 pm

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Spanky wrote:: I could totally take out a Butt Monkey!

I would beat him at his own game.

That could be arranged. (steals Banana's monkey)

Now we shove a peanut up it's butt... and place bets right?

Subject: Re: What Animal could you beat in a fight? Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:40 pm

Scott wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Spanky wrote:: I could totally take out a Butt Monkey!

I would beat him at his own game.

That could be arranged. (steals Banana's monkey)

Now we shove a peanut up it's butt... and place bets right?

Well since you said it. You volunteered.

Subject: Re: What Animal could you beat in a fight? Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:41 pm

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Scott wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Spanky wrote:: I could totally take out a Butt Monkey!

I would beat him at his own game.

That could be arranged. (steals Banana's monkey)

Now we shove a peanut up it's butt... and place bets right?

Well since you said it. You volunteered.

I think it would be more angry at Spanky if he did it... OMG!

Subject: Re: What Animal could you beat in a fight? Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:42 pm

Scott wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Scott wrote:: Now we shove a peanut up it's butt... and place bets right?

Well since you said it. You volunteered.

I think it would be more angry at Spanky if he did it... OMG!

True.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Scott wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Scott wrote:: Now we shove a peanut up it's butt... and place bets right?

Well since you said it. You volunteered.

I think it would be more angry at Spanky if he did it... OMG!

Subject: Re: What Animal could you beat in a fight? Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:49 pm

With or without me luvy guns?

Subject: Re: What Animal could you beat in a fight? Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:52 pm

TheMortonator. wrote:: With or without me luvy guns?

Without.

Subject: Re: What Animal could you beat in a fight? Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:53 pm

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

TheMortonator. wrote:: With or without me luvy guns?

Without.

Not sure, I've never ripped my arms off before. But I have one hell of a kick.

Subject: Re: What Animal could you beat in a fight? Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:59 pm

TheMortonator. wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

TheMortonator. wrote:: With or without me luvy guns?

Without.

Not sure, I've never ripped my arms off before. But I have one hell of a kick.

You could rip one off and then wield it with the other.

Subject: Re: What Animal could you beat in a fight? Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:07 pm

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

TheMortonator. wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:: Without.

Not sure, I've never ripped my arms off before. But I have one hell of a kick.

You could rip one off and then wield it with the other.

So I get to keep one gun? In that case, a Chupacabra would make a nice lunch.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Scott wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Scott wrote:: Now we shove a peanut up it's butt... and place bets right?

Well since you said it. You volunteered.

I think it would be more angry at Spanky if he did it... OMG!

You don't want to be shoving anything in my monkey's butt... Least of all peanuts... Bad things will start happening... My monkeys have an anal gag reflex... And it will be like feeding a jar of elephant laxatives to an elephant (like that guy from the Darwin Awards)... Sooo... Yeah... It's probably a bad idea to shove peanuts in one of my monkey's butt...

Subject: Re: What Animal could you beat in a fight? Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:07 pm

BananaDealer wrote:

Scott wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Scott wrote:: Now we shove a peanut up it's butt... and place bets right?

Well since you said it. You volunteered.

I think it would be more angry at Spanky if he did it... OMG!

You don't want to be shoving anything in my monkey's butt... Least of all peanuts... Bad things will start happening... My monkeys have an anal gag reflex... And it will be like feeding a jar of elephant laxatives to an elephant (like that guy from the Darwin Awards)... Sooo... Yeah... It's probably a bad idea to shove peanuts in one of my monkey's butt...

Hey... this was Spanky's challenge...

*holds hands up in defense*

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Scott wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:

Scott wrote:: I think it would be more angry at Spanky if he did it...

You don't want to be shoving anything in my monkey's butt... Least of all peanuts... Bad things will start happening... My monkeys have an anal gag reflex... And it will be like feeding a jar of elephant laxatives to an elephant (like that guy from the Darwin Awards)... Sooo... Yeah... It's probably a bad idea to shove peanuts in one of my monkey's butt...

Hey... this was Spanky's challenge...

*holds hands up in defense*

This wasn't my first choice.

An Ass Clown is technically still a human.
What Animal could you beat in a fight? SCARY

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Spanky wrote:

Scott wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:: You don't want to be shoving anything in my monkey's butt... Least of all peanuts... Bad things will start happening... My monkeys have an anal gag reflex... And it will be like feeding a jar of elephant laxatives to an elephant (like that guy from the Darwin Awards)... Sooo... Yeah... It's probably a bad idea to shove peanuts in one of my monkey's butt...

Hey... this was Spanky's challenge...

*holds hands up in defense*

This wasn't my first choice.

An Ass Clown is technically still a human.
What Animal could you beat in a fight? SCARY

That's just creepy babe.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Spanky wrote:

Scott wrote:: Hey... this was Spanky's challenge...

*holds hands up in defense*

This wasn't my first choice.

An Ass Clown is technically still a human.
What Animal could you beat in a fight? SCARY

That's just creepy babe.

Don't worry...I can take him. What Animal could you beat in a fight? 2238782717

Subject: Re: What Animal could you beat in a fight? Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:40 pm

Spanky wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Spanky wrote:

Scott wrote:: Hey... this was Spanky's challenge...

*holds hands up in defense*

This wasn't my first choice.

An Ass Clown is technically still a human.
What Animal could you beat in a fight? SCARY

That's just creepy babe.

Don't worry...I can take him. What Animal could you beat in a fight? 2238782717

Want a balloon?

Bell Sucker Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26

A squirrel.

Subject: Re: What Animal could you beat in a fight? Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:23 pm

Flatmate. She technically counts as an animal.. in bed and you could say we'd be fighting.. hehe.

Subject: Re: What Animal could you beat in a fight? Wed Oct 12, 2011 5:26 pm

A human.

Subject: Re: What Animal could you beat in a fight? Wed Oct 12, 2011 5:34 pm

A bush.

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