@Ulyaoth

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: @Ulyaoth Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:01 am

It'll be alright man, keep your head up. I'm sorry for what you're going through but stay strong and don't lose hope brother.

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Dear Uly....

Hope is good. But taking matters into your own hands is also good, and there are plenty of women out there.

Might I suggest okcupid.com?

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Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:54 pm

It's ok Uly... you can just get one of them Asian sex bots.

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Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:49 pm

What's going on...?

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Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:39 pm

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Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:45 pm

Is the kids FB really that funny?

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Scott wrote:: Is the kids FB really that funny?

I found it chuckle worthy. OMG!

Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:25 pm

Scott wrote:: Is the kids FB really that funny?

Yeah, best thing I evar stumbled across.

Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:32 pm

CollaWars wrote:

Scott wrote:: Is the kids FB really that funny?

Yeah, best thing I evar stumbled across.

It's tempting to make an account to read... but not enough.

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Who's facebook?

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Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:39 am

The plan is... next time I get a moment alone with girl-at-work... which I don't know when that'll be... I have to talk to her a little bit and ask her out again. It's time to wrap this up for good! If she doesn't go out with me that 2nd time I ask, then I guess fuck it. It's over... maybe someday I'll meet some girl who's eager to spend time with me and not passive and uncaring about the thing.

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Ulyaoth wrote:: The plan is... next time I get a moment alone with girl-at-work... which I don't know when that'll be... I have to talk to her a little bit and ask her out again. It's time to wrap this up for good! If she doesn't go out with me that 2nd time I ask, then I guess fuck it. It's over... maybe someday I'll meet some girl who's eager to spend time with me and not passive and uncaring about the thing.

You could always put a smiley face on your Fleshlight with a magic marker.

OMG!

<-------Just like this one!------{{{{

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SpankyV wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: The plan is... next time I get a moment alone with girl-at-work... which I don't know when that'll be... I have to talk to her a little bit and ask her out again. It's time to wrap this up for good! If she doesn't go out with me that 2nd time I ask, then I guess fuck it. It's over... maybe someday I'll meet some girl who's eager to spend time with me and not passive and uncaring about the thing.

You could always put a smiley face on your Fleshlight with a magic marker.

OMG!

<-------Just like this one!------{{{{

What's a Fleshlight?

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Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:32 am

I don't own a fleshlight... and fuck you too!

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Ulyaoth wrote:: I don't own a fleshlight... and fuck you too!

Spoiler:

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Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:49 am

I keep opening the chatbox with girl-at-work on facebook and then closing it.... surely she would've logged on at some point in time and I dunno, responded to something. She would have if she liked me. But she don't... so she didn't... fuck. This is all very upsetting.

EDIT: Well, I said hi to her... now we play the waiting game... a futile one, but... I have to.

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Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:15 am

WELL, SHE LOGGED OFF. TIME TO COMMIT SUICIDE, BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU PEOPLE.

But seriously...

Seriously...

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Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:19 am

Ulyaoth wrote:: WELL, SHE LOGGED OFF. TIME TO COMMIT SUICIDE, BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU PEOPLE.

But seriously...

Seriously...

It's okay Uly. She's a prick.

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Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:22 am

Absol wrote:: It's okay Uly. She's a prick.

It's kinda funny to me that in one sentence you say she's a prick and then in your sig right below it, is "take off yer pants".

So like... do I angry fuck her?

On a side note, when I masturbate to porn, I usually end up picturing myself and girl-at-work as the actors. I didn't do that before. I think the situation here has only gotten worse.

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Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:36 am

Ulyaoth wrote:

Absol wrote:: It's okay Uly. She's a prick.

It's kinda funny to me that in one sentence you say she's a prick and then in your sig right below it, is "take off yer pants".

So like... do I angry fuck her?

On a side note, when I masturbate to porn, I usually end up picturing myself and girl-at-work as the actors. I didn't do that before. I think the situation here has only gotten worse.

k

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Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:42 am

Absol wrote:: k

Your mom's k!

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Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:44 am

*sees more GAW posts*

/mind blown

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Ulyaoth wrote:

Absol wrote:: It's okay Uly. She's a prick.

It's kinda funny to me that in one sentence you say she's a prick and then in your sig right below it, is "take off yer pants".

So like... do I angry fuck her?

On a side note, when I masturbate to porn, I usually end up picturing myself and girl-at-work as the actors. I didn't do that before. I think the situation here has only gotten worse.

Hmmm you know. She MIGHT actually like that. That is one suggestion that I endorse. HOWEVER make sure its conseual. (is that spelled right?)

And don't we all imagine ourselves as the actors? I always do.

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Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

Absol wrote:: It's okay Uly. She's a prick.

It's kinda funny to me that in one sentence you say she's a prick and then in your sig right below it, is "take off yer pants".

So like... do I angry fuck her?

On a side note, when I masturbate to porn, I usually end up picturing myself and girl-at-work as the actors. I didn't do that before. I think the situation here has only gotten worse.

Hmmm you know. She MIGHT actually like that. That is one suggestion that I endorse. HOWEVER make sure its conseual. (is that spelled right?)

And don't we all imagine ourselves as the actors? I always do.

The clown Pr0nz is a bit much though.

If I have to put on that red nose and those big ugly shoes one more time I'm gonna friggin' squirt you with a seltzer bottle!

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