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Wilbourn WolfPack


Posts : 4065 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 1000 Location : le tit
 | Subject: @Ulyaoth Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:01 am | |
| It'll be alright man, keep your head up. I'm sorry for what you're going through but stay strong and don't lose hope brother. _________________ Murder: Noun - The unlawful killing of one human by another, especially with premeditated malice.
The Dark One returns. 9/11 was an inside job.
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Grimeth Sad Panda

Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 21
 | Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:09 am | |
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Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord

Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 39
 | Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:18 am | |
| Dear Uly....
Hope is good. But taking matters into your own hands is also good, and there are plenty of women out there.
Might I suggest okcupid.com? _________________  |
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Scott Warlord

Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 29 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
 | Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:54 pm | |
| It's ok Uly... you can just get one of them Asian sex bots. _________________ You thinkin' what I'm thinkin' partner? Aim for the bushes... *brofist* |
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Boba Talz

Posts : 3160 Join date : 2011-04-22 Location : New Hampshire.
 | Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:49 pm | |
| What's going on...? _________________ The number one most reliable news source anywhere.
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Wilbourn WolfPack


Posts : 4065 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 1000 Location : le tit
 | Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:39 pm | |
| _________________ Murder: Noun - The unlawful killing of one human by another, especially with premeditated malice.
The Dark One returns. 9/11 was an inside job.
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Scott Warlord

Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 29 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
 | Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:45 pm | |
| Is the kids FB really that funny? _________________ You thinkin' what I'm thinkin' partner? Aim for the bushes... *brofist* |
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Grimeth Sad Panda

Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 21
 | Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:47 pm | |
| - Scott wrote:
- Is the kids FB really that funny?
I found it chuckle worthy. |
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CollaWars Arcane Warrior


Posts : 3071 Join date : 2011-01-31 Age : 21 Location : Delocated
 | Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:25 pm | |
| - Scott wrote:
- Is the kids FB really that funny?
Yeah, best thing I evar stumbled across. |
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Scott Warlord

Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 29 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
 | Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:32 pm | |
| - CollaWars wrote:
- Scott wrote:
- Is the kids FB really that funny?
Yeah, best thing I evar stumbled across.
It's tempting to make an account to read... but not enough. _________________ You thinkin' what I'm thinkin' partner? Aim for the bushes... *brofist* |
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Meatlocker Detective

Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 24
 | Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:36 pm | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard

Posts : 4354 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 30 Location : Hampton, Virginia
 | Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:39 am | |
| The plan is... next time I get a moment alone with girl-at-work... which I don't know when that'll be... I have to talk to her a little bit and ask her out again. It's time to wrap this up for good! If she doesn't go out with me that 2nd time I ask, then I guess fuck it. It's over... maybe someday I'll meet some girl who's eager to spend time with me and not passive and uncaring about the thing. _________________  (´・ω・`) |
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Spankster OT Crime Lord

Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
 | Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:29 am | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- The plan is... next time I get a moment alone with girl-at-work... which I don't know when that'll be... I have to talk to her a little bit and ask her out again. It's time to wrap this up for good! If she doesn't go out with me that 2nd time I ask, then I guess fuck it. It's over... maybe someday I'll meet some girl who's eager to spend time with me and not passive and uncaring about the thing.
You could always put a smiley face on your Fleshlight with a magic marker.  <-------Just like this one!------{{{{ _________________  |
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Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord

Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 39
 | Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:31 am | |
| - SpankyV wrote:
- Ulyaoth wrote:
- The plan is... next time I get a moment alone with girl-at-work... which I don't know when that'll be... I have to talk to her a little bit and ask her out again. It's time to wrap this up for good! If she doesn't go out with me that 2nd time I ask, then I guess fuck it. It's over... maybe someday I'll meet some girl who's eager to spend time with me and not passive and uncaring about the thing.
You could always put a smiley face on your Fleshlight with a magic marker.
<-------Just like this one!------{{{{
What's a Fleshlight? _________________  |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard

Posts : 4354 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 30 Location : Hampton, Virginia
 | Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:32 am | |
| I don't own a fleshlight... and fuck you too! _________________  (´・ω・`) |
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Spankster OT Crime Lord

Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
 | Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:39 am | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- I don't own a fleshlight... and fuck you too!
- Spoiler:
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard

Posts : 4354 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 30 Location : Hampton, Virginia
 | Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:49 am | |
| I keep opening the chatbox with girl-at-work on facebook and then closing it.... surely she would've logged on at some point in time and I dunno, responded to something. She would have if she liked me. But she don't... so she didn't... fuck. This is all very upsetting.
EDIT: Well, I said hi to her... now we play the waiting game... a futile one, but... I have to. _________________  (´・ω・`) |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard

Posts : 4354 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 30 Location : Hampton, Virginia
 | Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:15 am | |
| WELL, SHE LOGGED OFF. TIME TO COMMIT SUICIDE, BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU PEOPLE.
But seriously...
Seriously... _________________  (´・ω・`) |
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Boba Talz

Posts : 3160 Join date : 2011-04-22 Location : New Hampshire.
 | Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:19 am | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- WELL, SHE LOGGED OFF. TIME TO COMMIT SUICIDE, BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU PEOPLE.
But seriously...
Seriously...
It's okay Uly. She's a prick. _________________ The number one most reliable news source anywhere.
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard

Posts : 4354 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 30 Location : Hampton, Virginia
 | Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:22 am | |
| - Absol wrote:
- It's okay Uly. She's a prick.
It's kinda funny to me that in one sentence you say she's a prick and then in your sig right below it, is "take off yer pants". So like... do I angry fuck her? On a side note, when I masturbate to porn, I usually end up picturing myself and girl-at-work as the actors. I didn't do that before. I think the situation here has only gotten worse. _________________  (´・ω・`) |
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Boba Talz

Posts : 3160 Join date : 2011-04-22 Location : New Hampshire.
 | Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:36 am | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- Absol wrote:
- It's okay Uly. She's a prick.
It's kinda funny to me that in one sentence you say she's a prick and then in your sig right below it, is "take off yer pants".
So like... do I angry fuck her?
On a side note, when I masturbate to porn, I usually end up picturing myself and girl-at-work as the actors. I didn't do that before. I think the situation here has only gotten worse.
k _________________ The number one most reliable news source anywhere.
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard

Posts : 4354 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 30 Location : Hampton, Virginia
 | Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:42 am | |
| - Absol wrote:
- k
Your mom's k! _________________  (´・ω・`) |
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Scott Warlord

Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 29 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
 | Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:44 am | |
| *sees more GAW posts*
/mind blown _________________ You thinkin' what I'm thinkin' partner? Aim for the bushes... *brofist* |
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Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord

Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 39
 | Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:21 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- Absol wrote:
- It's okay Uly. She's a prick.
It's kinda funny to me that in one sentence you say she's a prick and then in your sig right below it, is "take off yer pants".
So like... do I angry fuck her?
On a side note, when I masturbate to porn, I usually end up picturing myself and girl-at-work as the actors. I didn't do that before. I think the situation here has only gotten worse.
Hmmm you know. She MIGHT actually like that. That is one suggestion that I endorse. HOWEVER make sure its conseual. (is that spelled right?) And don't we all imagine ourselves as the actors? I always do. _________________  |
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Spankster OT Crime Lord

Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
 | Subject: Re: @Ulyaoth Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:05 pm | |
| - Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- Ulyaoth wrote:
- Absol wrote:
- It's okay Uly. She's a prick.
It's kinda funny to me that in one sentence you say she's a prick and then in your sig right below it, is "take off yer pants".
So like... do I angry fuck her?
On a side note, when I masturbate to porn, I usually end up picturing myself and girl-at-work as the actors. I didn't do that before. I think the situation here has only gotten worse.
Hmmm you know. She MIGHT actually like that. That is one suggestion that I endorse. HOWEVER make sure its conseual. (is that spelled right?)
And don't we all imagine ourselves as the actors? I always do. The clown Pr0nz is a bit much though. If I have to put on that red nose and those big ugly shoes one more time I'm gonna friggin' squirt you with a seltzer bottle! _________________  |
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