Ask.........A dude

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

I think I have learned all I want about men. If I learn anything more disturbing than Uly and his sock habit. I might really turn lesbian. So I think imma just leave it at that.

Subject: Re: Ask.........A dude Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:22 am

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: I think I have learned all I want about men. If I learn anything more disturbing than Uly and his sock habit. I might really turn lesbian. So I think imma just leave it at that.

TBH I think that's prob as bad as it gets... tho we do have a habit of talking about our dumps.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: I think I have learned all I want about men. If I learn anything more disturbing than Uly and his sock habit. I might really turn lesbian. So I think imma just leave it at that.

TBH I think that's prob as bad as it gets... tho we do have a habit of talking about our dumps.

Yeah. I never understood that. Men and Kids do the same thing in that respect. Surely there are better things to discuss.

Subject: Re: Ask.........A dude Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:27 am

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: I think I have learned all I want about men. If I learn anything more disturbing than Uly and his sock habit. I might really turn lesbian. So I think imma just leave it at that.

TBH I think that's prob as bad as it gets... tho we do have a habit of talking about our dumps.

Dumps? oh you mean the women we leave in bed and never call back. Right.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: I think I have learned all I want about men. If I learn anything more disturbing than Uly and his sock habit. I might really turn lesbian. So I think imma just leave it at that.

You? lesbian? Auh

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Subject: Re: Ask.........A dude Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:29 am

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: I think I have learned all I want about men. If I learn anything more disturbing than Uly and his sock habit. I might really turn lesbian. So I think imma just leave it at that.

TBH I think that's prob as bad as it gets... tho we do have a habit of talking about our dumps.

Yeah. I never understood that. Men and Kids do the same thing in that respect. Surely there are better things to discuss.

And be posh?! HA! Oh man

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Daroska wrote:

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: I think I have learned all I want about men. If I learn anything more disturbing than Uly and his sock habit. I might really turn lesbian. So I think imma just leave it at that.

TBH I think that's prob as bad as it gets... tho we do have a habit of talking about our dumps.

Dumps? oh you mean the women we leave in bed and never call back. Right.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: I think I have learned all I want about men. If I learn anything more disturbing than Uly and his sock habit. I might really turn lesbian. So I think imma just leave it at that.

You? lesbian? Auh

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Ok this whole post nearly got me into trouble at work, I actually laughed out loud at the entire thing.

Subject: Re: Ask.........A dude Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:31 am

Daroska wrote:

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: I think I have learned all I want about men. If I learn anything more disturbing than Uly and his sock habit. I might really turn lesbian. So I think imma just leave it at that.

TBH I think that's prob as bad as it gets... tho we do have a habit of talking about our dumps.

Dumps? oh you mean the women we leave in bed and never call back. Right.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: I think I have learned all I want about men. If I learn anything more disturbing than Uly and his sock habit. I might really turn lesbian. So I think imma just leave it at that.

You? lesbian? Auh

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What you do on a woman's chest is none of my business Mr. Raptor...

Subject: Re: Ask.........A dude Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:38 am

Scott wrote:

Daroska wrote:

Scott wrote:: TBH I think that's prob as bad as it gets... tho we do have a habit of talking about our dumps.

Dumps? oh you mean the women we leave in bed and never call back. Right.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: I think I have learned all I want about men. If I learn anything more disturbing than Uly and his sock habit. I might really turn lesbian. So I think imma just leave it at that.

You? lesbian? Auh

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What you do on a woman's chest is none of my business Mr. Raptor...

Yes it is your business! Mr! my signature to women is a bag of Scott's fresh shit on their chest!

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Daroska wrote:

Scott wrote:: TBH I think that's prob as bad as it gets... tho we do have a habit of talking about our dumps.

Dumps? oh you mean the women we leave in bed and never call back. Right.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: I think I have learned all I want about men. If I learn anything more disturbing than Uly and his sock habit. I might really turn lesbian. So I think imma just leave it at that.

You? lesbian? Auh

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Ok this whole post nearly got me into trouble at work, I actually laughed out loud at the entire thing.

Subject: Re: Ask.........A dude Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:40 am

So you're my turd burglar!

Not helping yo case

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:: So you're my turd burglar!

In my head, a turd burglar resembles the Hamburglar

Subject: Re: Ask.........A dude Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:46 am

Scott wrote:: So you're my turd burglar!

Me? of course not! I can't afford a flight to america every day..

Nah, I get my orders from Grand Master Grim-Chi-Meth of the Stu Piid Fatt'Soo temple.

But still.. Scott turd is pricey on the black & white market, I got to pay my turd's worth.

Say whaaa?

Subject: Re: Ask.........A dude Tue Nov 29, 2011 11:46 am

Hey hey... we're getting off topic here, people. We're here to ask the dude about dude things.

Dude. Teach me to dance like a dude. The uly has no dance steps. In fact, the uly has never danced in his life. This will quickly become a problem as I spend more and more time around other people. Like the christmas party I'm going to in 10 days.

Save me, dude!

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:: Hey hey... we're getting off topic here, people. We're here to ask the dude about dude things.

Dude. Teach me to dance like a dude. The uly has no dance steps. In fact, the uly has never danced in his life. This will quickly become a problem as I spend more and more time around other people. Like the christmas party I'm going to in 10 days.

Save me, dude!

Uly. You're good. Most men don't know how to dance. (Not all, but most.)

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

This thread... Is getting... Weird...

@Uly: It's OK... Men can't dance... It's a well-known phenomenon... If it's any help- I can't dance either... Well... Not the modern 'dance like you're having a seizure' styles at least... It does usually take me several shots of vodka and/or other spirits to get me dancing... To the harsh complaints of my girlfriend...

Subject: Re: Ask.........A dude Tue Nov 29, 2011 1:45 pm

Well, I'm a little comforted by this, but still... girl-at-work likes to dance. At raves, I think... I have to learn how. Even if not for girl-at-work, then for girl-I-haven't-met-yet.

I was watching "how to dance" videos on youtube and trying to do what they do... embarrassing to admit. But anyway, I don't think I can do it like they do... I don't look natural at all... whereas they look perfect. I don't think this is a skill that can be self-taught...

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:: Well, I'm a little comforted by this, but still... girl-at-work likes to dance. At raves, I think... I have to learn how. Even if not for girl-at-work, then for girl-I-haven't-met-yet.

I was watching "how to dance" videos on youtube and trying to do what they do... embarrassing to admit. But anyway, I don't think I can do it like they do... I don't look natural at all... whereas they look perfect. I don't think this is a skill that can be self-taught...

They still have raves? huh. Now I don't feel so oldish.

Subject: Re: Ask.........A dude Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:19 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: Well, I'm a little comforted by this, but still... girl-at-work likes to dance. At raves, I think... I have to learn how. Even if not for girl-at-work, then for girl-I-haven't-met-yet.

I was watching "how to dance" videos on youtube and trying to do what they do... embarrassing to admit. But anyway, I don't think I can do it like they do... I don't look natural at all... whereas they look perfect. I don't think this is a skill that can be self-taught...

They still have raves? huh. Now I don't feel so oldish.

I haven't been to a rave in... like a year and a half...

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Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: Well, I'm a little comforted by this, but still... girl-at-work likes to dance. At raves, I think... I have to learn how. Even if not for girl-at-work, then for girl-I-haven't-met-yet.

I was watching "how to dance" videos on youtube and trying to do what they do... embarrassing to admit. But anyway, I don't think I can do it like they do... I don't look natural at all... whereas they look perfect. I don't think this is a skill that can be self-taught...

They still have raves? huh. Now I don't feel so oldish.

I haven't been to a rave in... like a year and a half...

That right there was like a knife in the heart.... poor oldish me.

But why!?

Subject: Re: Ask.........A dude Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:27 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: Well, I'm a little comforted by this, but still... girl-at-work likes to dance. At raves, I think... I have to learn how. Even if not for girl-at-work, then for girl-I-haven't-met-yet.

I was watching "how to dance" videos on youtube and trying to do what they do... embarrassing to admit. But anyway, I don't think I can do it like they do... I don't look natural at all... whereas they look perfect. I don't think this is a skill that can be self-taught...

They still have raves? huh. Now I don't feel so oldish.

I haven't been to a rave in... like a year and a half...

That right there was like a knife in the heart.... poor oldish me.

But why!?

How... year and a half wasn't that long ago... What is this.. I don

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: I haven't been to a rave in... like a year and a half...

That right there was like a knife in the heart.... poor oldish me.

But why!?

How... year and a half wasn't that long ago... What is this.. I don

Because it has been way longer than that since I have been to one, lol.

Subject: Re: Ask.........A dude Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:32 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: I haven't been to a rave in... like a year and a half...

That right there was like a knife in the heart.... poor oldish me.

But why!?

How... year and a half wasn't that long ago... What is this.. I don

Because it has been way longer than that since I have been to one, lol.

oh... I thought we were still on the (if raves still existed) lol

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: How... year and a half wasn't that long ago...

Because it has been way longer than that since I have been to one, lol.

oh... I thought we were still on the (if raves still existed) lol

Lol. Dude. Same thing. I said what I said because the last time I was at a rave I was 16...which was about 16 years ago....

as opposed to your year and a half.

Oh. Also. Hope you, the wife, and baby scott had a great thanksgiving together. I assume this was the babies first one?

Subject: Re: Ask.........A dude Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:46 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: How... year and a half wasn't that long ago...

Because it has been way longer than that since I have been to one, lol.

oh... I thought we were still on the (if raves still existed) lol

Lol. Dude. Same thing. I said what I said because the last time I was at a rave I was 16...which was about 16 years ago....

as opposed to your year and a half.

Oh. Also. Hope you, the wife, and baby scott had a great thanksgiving together. I assume this was the babies first one?

Yup... and he flew on a plane for the first time... never again.... dear god never again. He's not very vocal usually... but he did not like the change in pressure. @_@

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: oh... I thought we were still on the (if raves still existed) lol

Lol. Dude. Same thing. I said what I said because the last time I was at a rave I was 16...which was about 16 years ago....

as opposed to your year and a half.

Oh. Also. Hope you, the wife, and baby scott had a great thanksgiving together. I assume this was the babies first one?

Yup... and he flew on a plane for the first time... never again.... dear god never again. He's not very vocal usually... but he did not like the change in pressure. @_@

Did you try the bottle trick? When the pressure gets to be a bit too much, try giving him a bottle, the pressure of his sucking will counteract the ear pressure.

Subject: Re: Ask.........A dude Tue Nov 29, 2011 3:07 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: oh... I thought we were still on the (if raves still existed) lol

Lol. Dude. Same thing. I said what I said because the last time I was at a rave I was 16...which was about 16 years ago....

as opposed to your year and a half.

Oh. Also. Hope you, the wife, and baby scott had a great thanksgiving together. I assume this was the babies first one?

Yup... and he flew on a plane for the first time... never again.... dear god never again. He's not very vocal usually... but he did not like the change in pressure. @_@

Did you try the bottle trick? When the pressure gets to be a bit too much, try giving him a bottle, the pressure of his sucking will counteract the ear pressure.

He had a pacifier... does that count? xD