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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: How To? Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:42 pm | |
| How to get the wife to have more sex with me... i need ideas people! | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: How To? Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:43 pm | |
| Well... I don't really have a prob... so I'm not sure what the solution would be... | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: How To? Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:44 pm | |
| Asshole...
if you cant contribute dont reply lol
j/k. nah but on a serious note.. its been a few days. | |
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Spankster OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
| Subject: Re: How To? Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:55 pm | |
| Whip it out and say..."Where all da white women at?!?" | |
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Ulyaoth Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358 Join date : 2011-04-19 Age : 36 Location : Hampton, Virginia
| Subject: Re: How To? Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:58 pm | |
| Don't you sleep in the same bed? Can't you just... lean over and go *poke poke* and whisper "hey... wanna bump uglies real quick?"
I assume that's how this works. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: How To? Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:04 pm | |
| - Callin wrote:
- Asshole...
if you cant contribute dont reply lol
j/k. nah but on a serious note.. its been a few days. Catch her in the shower... >.> | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: How To? Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:14 pm | |
| she works nights Uly. so no we dont usually sleep in the same bed. the major problem is us just not being able to hook up at the same time... that and when we do hook up she says no... | |
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Spankster OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
| Subject: Re: How To? Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:17 pm | |
| - Callin wrote:
- she works nights Uly. so no we dont usually sleep in the same bed. the major problem is us just not being able to hook up at the same time... that and when we do hook up she says no...
/roofies | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: How To? Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:20 pm | |
| - SpankyV wrote:
- Callin wrote:
- she works nights Uly. so no we dont usually sleep in the same bed. the major problem is us just not being able to hook up at the same time... that and when we do hook up she says no...
/roofies whe is a nurse.. might notice the taste or the bottle or something.. would have to be slick.... But were on the right track!! | |
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Yeet WolfPack
Posts : 4069 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 94 Location : le tit
| Subject: Re: How To? Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:58 pm | |
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GSG Aqua Panther
Posts : 1528 Join date : 2011-05-24 Age : 31 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:14 am | |
| - Callin wrote:
- SpankyV wrote:
- Callin wrote:
- she works nights Uly. so no we dont usually sleep in the same bed. the major problem is us just not being able to hook up at the same time... that and when we do hook up she says no...
/roofies whe is a nurse.. might notice the taste or the bottle or something.. would have to be slick.... But were on the right track!! I didn't know roofie tasting was apart of a nurses job. Be right back.....I've got a see a nurse about my penis. | |
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Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:13 pm | |
| You could catch her while she's sleeping.
Just a thought. | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
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Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:21 pm | |
| - Callin wrote:
- Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- You could catch her while she's sleeping.
Just a thought. i asked her that once.. if i could just well you know.. and she said i would die.....
THAT BEING SAID..
me and her both know thats how my second daughter was conceived. See so it worked! Do it again. But be careful. | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
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Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:34 pm | |
| - Callin wrote:
- Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- Callin wrote:
i asked her that once.. if i could just well you know.. and she said i would die.....
THAT BEING SAID..
me and her both know thats how my second daughter was conceived. See so it worked! Do it again. But be careful.
well see... she sorta fell asleep during the foreplay and i didnt realize.... she had worked 3 nights in a row and was very very tired...
i didnt know she was asleep till i was close to done and she snored... LOL. When Spanky starts while I am sleeping, I wake up and then can't fall asleep for hours afterwards, I am kinda jealous of your wife in an odd sort of way (because her sleep wasn't interrupted.) | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:40 pm | |
| - Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- Callin wrote:
- Mistress Morrigan wrote:
See so it worked! Do it again. But be careful.
well see... she sorta fell asleep during the foreplay and i didnt realize.... she had worked 3 nights in a row and was very very tired...
i didnt know she was asleep till i was close to done and she snored... LOL. When Spanky starts while I am sleeping, I wake up and then can't fall asleep for hours afterwards, I am kinda jealous of your wife in an odd sort of way (because her sleep wasn't interrupted.) Well I dont Hoot and Hollar like a chimp....... | |
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Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:54 pm | |
| - Callin wrote:
- Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- Callin wrote:
well see... she sorta fell asleep during the foreplay and i didnt realize.... she had worked 3 nights in a row and was very very tired...
i didnt know she was asleep till i was close to done and she snored... LOL. When Spanky starts while I am sleeping, I wake up and then can't fall asleep for hours afterwards, I am kinda jealous of your wife in an odd sort of way (because her sleep wasn't interrupted.)
Well I dont Hoot and Hollar like a chimp....... Actually it's the wiggle dance that does it. Not the hooting and hollering. | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:56 pm | |
| - Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- Callin wrote:
- Mistress Morrigan wrote:
When Spanky starts while I am sleeping, I wake up and then can't fall asleep for hours afterwards, I am kinda jealous of your wife in an odd sort of way (because her sleep wasn't interrupted.)
Well I dont Hoot and Hollar like a chimp....... Actually it's the wiggle dance that does it. Not the hooting and hollering. He does the Wiggle Dance.. WHILE doin it? TALENT! | |
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Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:59 pm | |
| - Callin wrote:
- Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- Callin wrote:
Well I dont Hoot and Hollar like a chimp....... Actually it's the wiggle dance that does it. Not the hooting and hollering. He does the Wiggle Dance.. WHILE doin it? TALENT! Well. Not during. It's more like his "victory" dance. | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
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Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:01 pm | |
| - Callin wrote:
- Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- Callin wrote:
He does the Wiggle Dance.. WHILE doin it? TALENT! Well. Not during. It's more like his "victory" dance.
You really dont want to see the mental pic i have goin in my head....... I bet it can't compare to the real thing dude. Edit: Not that i don't like it. I think it is really freaking adorable and it cracks me up. And I never want him to stop doing his victory dance ever. The End. | |
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Callin I have a title
Posts : 2800 Join date : 2011-12-02 Age : 42 Location : Over there Monkey Fisting
| Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:03 pm | |
| I can see why you dont go to sleep afterwards.... i would never be able to sleep again...... | |
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Mistress Morrigan OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:05 pm | |
| - Callin wrote:
- I can see why you dont go to sleep afterwards.... i would never be able to sleep again......
I can not respond to this comment on the grounds that I may incriminate myself. But not in the way you might think. | |
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Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
| Subject: Re: How To? Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:22 pm | |
| My wife is the one that does a victory dance... >.> | |
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