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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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PostSubject: How To?   Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:42 pm

How to get the wife to have more sex with me... i need ideas people!

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PostSubject: Re: How To?   Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:43 pm

Well... I don't really have a prob... so I'm not sure what the solution would be... Auh

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PostSubject: Re: How To?   Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:44 pm

Asshole...

if you cant contribute dont reply lol

j/k. nah but on a serious note.. its been a few days.

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PostSubject: Re: How To?   Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:55 pm

Whip it out and say..."Where all da white women at?!?"

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PostSubject: Re: How To?   Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:58 pm

Don't you sleep in the same bed? Can't you just... lean over and go *poke poke* and whisper "hey... wanna bump uglies real quick?"

I assume that's how this works.

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PostSubject: Re: How To?   Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:04 pm

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Asshole...

if you cant contribute dont reply lol

j/k. nah but on a serious note.. its been a few days.

Catch her in the shower... >.>

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PostSubject: Re: How To?   Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:14 pm

she works nights Uly. so no we dont usually sleep in the same bed. the major problem is us just not being able to hook up at the same time... that and when we do hook up she says no...

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PostSubject: Re: How To?   Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:17 pm

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she works nights Uly. so no we dont usually sleep in the same bed. the major problem is us just not being able to hook up at the same time... that and when we do hook up she says no...

/roofies

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PostSubject: Re: How To?   Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:20 pm

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she works nights Uly. so no we dont usually sleep in the same bed. the major problem is us just not being able to hook up at the same time... that and when we do hook up she says no...

/roofies

whe is a nurse.. might notice the taste or the bottle or something.. would have to be slick.... But were on the right track!!

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PostSubject: Re: How To?   Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:58 pm

Have sex with her

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PostSubject: Re: How To?   Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:14 am

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she works nights Uly. so no we dont usually sleep in the same bed. the major problem is us just not being able to hook up at the same time... that and when we do hook up she says no...

/roofies

whe is a nurse.. might notice the taste or the bottle or something.. would have to be slick.... But were on the right track!!

I didn't know roofie tasting was apart of a nurses job. Be right back.....I've got a see a nurse about my penis.

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PostSubject: Re: How To?   Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:13 pm

You could catch her while she's sleeping.

Just a thought.

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PostSubject: Re: How To?   Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:19 pm

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You could catch her while she's sleeping.

Just a thought.

i asked her that once.. if i could just well you know.. and she said i would die.....

THAT BEING SAID..

me and her both know thats how my second daughter was conceived. Hello Clarice

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PostSubject: Re: How To?   Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:21 pm

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You could catch her while she's sleeping.

Just a thought.

i asked her that once.. if i could just well you know.. and she said i would die.....

THAT BEING SAID..

me and her both know thats how my second daughter was conceived. Hello Clarice

See so it worked! Do it again. But be careful.

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PostSubject: Re: How To?   Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:24 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Callin wrote:
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You could catch her while she's sleeping.

Just a thought.

i asked her that once.. if i could just well you know.. and she said i would die.....

THAT BEING SAID..

me and her both know thats how my second daughter was conceived. Hello Clarice

See so it worked! Do it again. But be careful.


well see... she sorta fell asleep during the foreplay and i didnt realize.... she had worked 3 nights in a row and was very very tired...

i didnt know she was asleep till i was close to done and she snored... LOL.

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PostSubject: Re: How To?   Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:34 pm

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i asked her that once.. if i could just well you know.. and she said i would die.....

THAT BEING SAID..

me and her both know thats how my second daughter was conceived. Hello Clarice

See so it worked! Do it again. But be careful.


well see... she sorta fell asleep during the foreplay and i didnt realize.... she had worked 3 nights in a row and was very very tired...

i didnt know she was asleep till i was close to done and she snored... LOL.

When Spanky starts while I am sleeping, I wake up and then can't fall asleep for hours afterwards, I am kinda jealous of your wife in an odd sort of way (because her sleep wasn't interrupted.)

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PostSubject: Re: How To?   Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:40 pm

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See so it worked! Do it again. But be careful.


well see... she sorta fell asleep during the foreplay and i didnt realize.... she had worked 3 nights in a row and was very very tired...

i didnt know she was asleep till i was close to done and she snored... LOL.

When Spanky starts while I am sleeping, I wake up and then can't fall asleep for hours afterwards, I am kinda jealous of your wife in an odd sort of way (because her sleep wasn't interrupted.)


Well I dont Hoot and Hollar like a chimp.......

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PostSubject: Re: How To?   Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:54 pm

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well see... she sorta fell asleep during the foreplay and i didnt realize.... she had worked 3 nights in a row and was very very tired...

i didnt know she was asleep till i was close to done and she snored... LOL.

When Spanky starts while I am sleeping, I wake up and then can't fall asleep for hours afterwards, I am kinda jealous of your wife in an odd sort of way (because her sleep wasn't interrupted.)


Well I dont Hoot and Hollar like a chimp.......

Actually it's the wiggle dance that does it. Not the hooting and hollering.

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PostSubject: Re: How To?   Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:56 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
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When Spanky starts while I am sleeping, I wake up and then can't fall asleep for hours afterwards, I am kinda jealous of your wife in an odd sort of way (because her sleep wasn't interrupted.)


Well I dont Hoot and Hollar like a chimp.......

Actually it's the wiggle dance that does it. Not the hooting and hollering.

He does the Wiggle Dance.. WHILE doin it? TALENT!

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PostSubject: Re: How To?   Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:59 pm

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Well I dont Hoot and Hollar like a chimp.......

Actually it's the wiggle dance that does it. Not the hooting and hollering.

He does the Wiggle Dance.. WHILE doin it? TALENT!

Well. Not during. It's more like his "victory" dance.

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PostSubject: Re: How To?   Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:00 pm

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Actually it's the wiggle dance that does it. Not the hooting and hollering.

He does the Wiggle Dance.. WHILE doin it? TALENT!

Well. Not during. It's more like his "victory" dance.


You really dont want to see the mental pic i have goin in my head....... no...just no

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PostSubject: Re: How To?   Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:01 pm

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He does the Wiggle Dance.. WHILE doin it? TALENT!

Well. Not during. It's more like his "victory" dance.


You really dont want to see the mental pic i have goin in my head....... no...just no

I bet it can't compare to the real thing dude.

Edit: Not that i don't like it. I think it is really freaking adorable and it cracks me up. And I never want him to stop doing his victory dance ever. The End.

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PostSubject: Re: How To?   Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:03 pm

I can see why you dont go to sleep afterwards.... i would never be able to sleep again......

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PostSubject: Re: How To?   Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:05 pm

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I can see why you dont go to sleep afterwards.... i would never be able to sleep again......

I can not respond to this comment on the grounds that I may incriminate myself.

But not in the way you might think.

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PostSubject: Re: How To?   Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:22 pm

My wife is the one that does a victory dance... >.>

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