Advance Forward Heathen!

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: Advance Forward Heathen! Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:43 pm

The night was covered in a blanket of mist. An inn that was on the side of winding rural road and nestled in the foothills was travelers only sanctuary in the wild badlands. The inn smelled of mead and elderberries. The pouring of alcohol and the crackling of the fire was all that was heard, this ended when some adventurers hobbled into the inn...

Subject: Re: Advance Forward Heathen! Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:47 pm

"Hey where all the White Women at?" said a belligerent drunk as he stumbled through the door. Dressed as an Adventurer he hobbles to the nearest table with an Arrow in his Knee.

"I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER" he shouts " BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!" he wails, and lets loose a loud burp.

Finally the man passes out on the table.

Subject: Re: Advance Forward Heathen! Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:56 pm

"Bring me ale patron-bitch!"

The patron-bitch proceeded to fetch his shiteth

"Aye, this be some shitty ale! Where did ye brew this from? The... Shit... Factory... Brewery?"

Subject: Re: Advance Forward Heathen! Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:01 pm

Callin wrote:: "Hey where all the White Women at?" said a belligerent drunk as he stumbled through the door. Dressed as an Adventurer he hobbles to the nearest table with an Arrow in his Knee.

"I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER" he shouts " BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!" he wails, and lets loose a loud burp.

Finally the man passes out on the table.

"Hey thar gud lookin" said the old man.
He stared at the drunk. He tossed his bottle into the fireplace. He hobbled to the man. He grabed the man's longsword. His hand stroked the longsword up and down.

"This is gonna be fun.." he shouted across the inn.

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CollaWars wrote:

Callin wrote:: "Hey where all the White Women at?" said a belligerent drunk as he stumbled through the door. Dressed as an Adventurer he hobbles to the nearest table with an Arrow in his Knee.

"I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER" he shouts " BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!" he wails, and lets loose a loud burp.

Finally the man passes out on the table.

"Hey thar gud lookin" said the old man.
He stared at the drunk. He tossed his bottle into the fireplace. He hobbled to the man. He grabed the man's longsword. His hand stroked the longsword up and down.

"This is gonna be fun.." he shouted across the inn.

A hooded fat man sat in the corner of the bar watching silently as things progressed.

Subject: Re: Advance Forward Heathen! Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:46 am

Grimeth wrote:

CollaWars wrote:

Callin wrote:: "Hey where all the White Women at?" said a belligerent drunk as he stumbled through the door. Dressed as an Adventurer he hobbles to the nearest table with an Arrow in his Knee.

"I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER" he shouts " BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!" he wails, and lets loose a loud burp.

Finally the man passes out on the table.

"Hey thar gud lookin" said the old man.
He stared at the drunk. He tossed his bottle into the fireplace. He hobbled to the man. He grabed the man's longsword. His hand stroked the longsword up and down.

"This is gonna be fun.." he shouted across the inn.

A hooded fat man sat in the corner of the bar watching silently as things progressed.

The disheveled man snores loudly and helps to stroke his longsword in his drunken stupor

Subject: Re: Advance Forward Heathen! Sun Mar 11, 2012 1:37 pm

And in walks uly with a redheaded girl he works with. They're obviously lovers.

Subject: Re: Advance Forward Heathen! Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:18 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:: And in walks uly with a redheaded girl he works with. They're obviously lovers.

No godmodding!